not that theres anything wrong with it.

Started by Grampa, March 24, 2010, 03:25:47 PM

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Grampa

but I think Bob is gay.

every time I leave the room....... I find this going on when I return




Frank just lays there and takes it.

scuze me while I go do laundry.
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


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causeofkaos

sounds like franks a pussy (ha ha play on words) and hes the one thats gay..... isnt there a code something like if your pitching you are less gay then the catcher??

IM JUST KIDDING I HOPE I DONT OFFEND ANYONE
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maybe you should get him a girl cat so he has some options

think about it

what happens in jail?

you make do with the resources you have

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Quote from: causeofkaos on March 25, 2010, 06:21:35 AM
sounds like franks a pussy (ha ha play on words) and hes the one thats gay..... isnt there a code something like if your pitching you are less gay then the catcher??

IM JUST KIDDING I HOPE I DONT OFFEND ANYONE

Wait, I thought if you were the pitcher....   [bang]  I think if you don't cuddle after it doesn't count either right?

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: Vindingo on March 25, 2010, 06:39:05 AM
Wait, I thought if you were the pitcher....   [bang]  I think if you don't cuddle after it doesn't count either right?

You go on and just keep telling yourself that.  We wont tell.    ;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


CairnsDuc

The classic line springs to mind:

I'm not Gay, but the man I'm having sex with is....


NoisyDante

Maybe he's got Crazy Larry from Layer Cake's opinion.

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Speedbag

Can they go outside?

If not it's probably on the order of prison sex....
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SacDuc



Either way Bob is still getting some pussy.


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superjohn

Is Bob married.....wait......what's the animal word for it?  Oh yeah, neutered?

If so, he'd be transgendered or something.

Grampa

Both Bob and Frank have been fixed. Both go outside daily, and Frank even knows how to climb the fence, so it's not like it's a prison sex kinda thing. Bob never really humps on Frank... he just kinda hovers over him and bites his neck.

I think they're fighting... neither will be in the same room with the other. [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Speedbag

Quote from: bobspapa on March 25, 2010, 12:35:43 PM
Bob never really humps on Frank... he just kinda hovers over him and bites his neck.


Aha.

Our alpha male kitteh does that to our female. Walks up and sits down right on top of her and torments until she either retaliates or runs away, pissed. Then he claims the spot.
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