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Title: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Betty Rage on March 29, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
http://www.katu.com/news/local/89375342.html (http://www.katu.com/news/local/89375342.html)

Bullet points:

- Last night a giant boom was heard in the Portland area
- It was enough to rattle windows, shake houses
- Police and fire dispatched, couldn't find the cause
- Military and aircraft personnel both claim it wasn't military or aircraft related
- As of this morning, still no one seems to know what caused it
- Boom was heard as far as towns 20 or so miles away

So let's hear your theories about what this could have been. It's making me a little nervous, I must admit, but I've seen too many doomsday/cloverfield type movies. Still, I'm getting an emergency pack together. Some comments in the article say it sounded similar to the Mt. St. Helens boom right before it exploded it's top.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Triple J on March 29, 2010, 08:57:55 AM
Military isn't telling the truth...or doesn't know what one of their pilots did.  ;D

Meteorite would have been tracked.

Volcano would have data.

Bomb would have caused damage.

You live in one of the most active seismic regions in the world...with active volcanoes to boot. Always having an emergency pack at home is an extremely good idea...loud boom or not. 3 days of food and water is the general rule...5 days is better.  :)
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Pip on March 29, 2010, 09:07:56 AM
My bad. I didn't know it was gonna be that loud or I'd have moved it farther away.

;D
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Betty Rage on March 29, 2010, 09:13:39 AM
You'd think this would be reported, but maybe?  http://www.terraresearch.net/articles/earthquakeboom_article1_file.html (http://www.terraresearch.net/articles/earthquakeboom_article1_file.html)
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: djrashonal on March 29, 2010, 09:16:12 AM
Quote from: Triple J on March 29, 2010, 08:57:55 AM
Always having an emergency pack at home is an extremely good idea...loud boom or not. 3 days of food and water is the general rule...5 days is better.  :)

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?ec=BC-EC17036-ProdID11219554&pos=0&whse=BC&topnav=&prodid=11469131&lang=en-US (http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?ec=BC-EC17036-ProdID11219554&pos=0&whse=BC&topnav=&prodid=11469131&lang=en-US)

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11219554 (http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11219554)

Good Luck1 :'(
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: KnightofNi on March 29, 2010, 09:17:41 AM
thank god i still have my tin foil hat on.


the aliens are coming. next thing you know there will be strange formations of rocks and patterns in crops.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Triple J on March 29, 2010, 09:22:21 AM
Quote from: djrashonal on March 29, 2010, 09:16:12 AM
http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?ec=BC-EC17036-ProdID11219554&pos=0&whse=BC&topnav=&prodid=11469131&lang=en-US (http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?ec=BC-EC17036-ProdID11219554&pos=0&whse=BC&topnav=&prodid=11469131&lang=en-US)

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11219554 (http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11219554)

Good Luck1 :'(

That's pretty cool...I didn't know they sold those.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: djrashonal on March 29, 2010, 09:22:51 AM
This just in! Large rock formation spotted in UK
(http://www.dailyventure.com/640x420/stonehenge_07.jpg)

story at 11
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 29, 2010, 09:33:14 AM
+1 aliens.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: JBubble on March 29, 2010, 09:38:41 AM
Another interesting twist...

Nothing was heard or felt out here on the mountain, about 40 miles from where the reports were.

Personally, I like the "earthquake boom" theory. http://earthquake.usgs.gov/learn/topics/booms.php (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/learn/topics/booms.php)

Or maybe zombie gas explosion.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on March 29, 2010, 09:40:22 AM
Aliens.


They're going to gang probe mother.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Betty Rage on March 29, 2010, 09:40:52 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 29, 2010, 09:40:22 AM
Aliens.


They're going to gang probe mother.

Already happened.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Grampa on March 29, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Randall broke the sound barrier on a slightly modded 620
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: swampduc on March 29, 2010, 10:32:13 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 29, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Randall broke the sound barrier on a slightly modded 620
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

I'd lean towards Triple J's theory: it's the guvmint  ;D
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: RAT900 on March 29, 2010, 10:39:37 AM
Military probably dropped a daisy-cutter on some village they were biologically experimenting on
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: KnightofNi on March 29, 2010, 10:53:36 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 29, 2010, 10:39:37 AM
Military probably dropped a daisy-cutter on some village they were biologically experimenting on

if anything it was a new weapon that explodes without fire.




given to humans by the aliens
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Speedbag on March 29, 2010, 11:45:39 AM
It wasn't me....I live nowhere near there.  ;)
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: pennyrobber on March 29, 2010, 11:53:30 AM
Bean burrito.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: superjohn on March 29, 2010, 11:56:11 AM
I like the earthboom theory. Kind of interesting.

Or it was the super secret Mach 5 spy plane on the way to take pictures somewhere.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Betty Rage on March 29, 2010, 12:09:43 PM
Here's what they are saying was the culprit: http://www.kptv.com/news/22990857/detail.html (http://www.kptv.com/news/22990857/detail.html)

Pipe bomb. Must have been a big bomb, the boom was heard for miles. It was reported as being heard from Vancouver, WA all the way to Happy Valley, OR. That's about 300 30 miles. Sorry for the typo.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: WhiteStripe on March 29, 2010, 12:27:09 PM
Non EPA certified exhaust system [roll]
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: NorDog on March 29, 2010, 12:31:45 PM
Sasquatch lighting farts.

Big Foot = Big Farts.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: SacDuc on March 29, 2010, 01:10:16 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 29, 2010, 10:39:37 AM
Military probably dropped a daisy-cutter on some village they were biologically experimenting on


There was no way to know how the microbes collected by the Mars probes would mutate when passed between the albino ESP warriors and the mole people army unless they were exposed in the actual tunnels. So things got out of hand. Who could have predicted the mutated microbes would start producing bioluminescent chemicals that made the mole people army paranoid and stabby. Quit blaming the military. Why do you hate America?

sac
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Jobu on March 29, 2010, 01:19:24 PM
http://www.kptv.com/news/22990857/detail.html (http://www.kptv.com/news/22990857/detail.html)

I got really drunk last night.  Hope I wasn't in the Portland area.

Don't really see how it could have been heard that far away, even with cloud cover and an embankment.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 29, 2010, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 29, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Randall broke the sound barrier on a slightly modded 620


Your a real arsehole Joel.  Shiner Hefeweizen really burns the nostrils. Not cool.  
























;D









Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Preisker on March 29, 2010, 05:02:36 PM
Put the magneto back in the Bonneville and it was out of time.   The boom was my knee hitting the handlebars.    Ask me how I know this.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Grampa on March 29, 2010, 05:05:48 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on March 29, 2010, 04:50:59 PM

Your a real arsehole Joel.  Shiner Hefeweizen really burns the nostrils. Not cool.  
























;D











please dont sick the mongols on me
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: GAAN on March 29, 2010, 06:28:55 PM
Quote from: Triple J on March 29, 2010, 08:57:55 AM
You live in one of the most active seismic regions in the world...with active volcanoes to boot. Always having an emergency pack at home is an extremely good idea...loud boom or not. 3 days of food and water is the general rule...5 days is better.  :)

we live in the 21 minute zone

no need for the backpack

just a will
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Holden on March 29, 2010, 11:03:37 PM
Sounds familiar... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident)
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: TiNi on March 30, 2010, 12:57:00 AM
wow... FReaKY  :-\

even though "officials" say pipe bomb,
i'm thinking it was an earthquake boom

pack your emergency kit neenjah  ;)
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: GAAN on March 30, 2010, 02:02:53 AM
Quote from: Holden on March 29, 2010, 11:03:37 PM
Sounds familiar... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident)

That was sasquatch

they brag about it in the pubs around here
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: mraff on March 30, 2010, 02:11:47 AM
Sasquatch? Why not ask the experts

http://www.bfro.net/ (http://www.bfro.net/)
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Betty Rage on March 30, 2010, 06:31:04 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on March 30, 2010, 12:57:00 AM
wow... FReaKY  :-\

even though "officials" say pipe bomb,
i'm thinking it was an earthquake boom

pack your emergency kit neenjah  ;)

I know right?! Doesn't that sound convenient? I know I may be crazy, but in all the doomsday movies it's the crazies that saw it coming first and the crazies that survive the longest.   [laugh]

A bomb so big it rattled windows and was heard 20 miles away would have been seen. Nobody saw anything.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: lethe on March 30, 2010, 06:55:41 AM
It was the Large Hadron Collider, when they ran it today the sound was heard elsewhere yesterday.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Triple J on March 30, 2010, 07:03:34 AM
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on March 30, 2010, 06:31:04 AM
A bomb so big it rattled windows and was heard 20 miles away would have been seen. Nobody saw anything.

Agreed. I still say sonic boom...but the earthquake boom theory could very well be it too. I hadn't ever heard of those before.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: GAAN on March 30, 2010, 07:23:55 AM
Quote from: Triple J on March 30, 2010, 07:03:34 AM
Agreed. I still say sonic boom...but the earthquake boom theory could very well be it too. I hadn't ever heard of those before.

but

but

youre a geologist

:o
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Triple J on March 30, 2010, 07:27:54 AM
Quote from: Mother on March 30, 2010, 07:23:55 AM
but

but

youre a geologist

:o

Negative (and them are fightin' words)  [cheeky]

I'm a dirt engineer. EQ booms don't try to knock things over...so who cares!  ;D
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Rufus120 on March 30, 2010, 07:33:20 AM
Same thing happened in San Diego a while back

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local-beat/San-Diegans-Report-Mystery-Boom-79865137.html (http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local-beat/San-Diegans-Report-Mystery-Boom-79865137.html)
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: He Man on March 30, 2010, 07:39:30 AM
my farts are the number one cause of unexplainable booms across the United States
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: GAAN on March 30, 2010, 08:06:19 AM
Quote from: mraff on March 30, 2010, 02:11:47 AM
Sasquatch? Why not ask the experts

http://www.bfro.net/ (http://www.bfro.net/)

bah

'round these here parts we just ask the big man himself

Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: herm on March 30, 2010, 03:15:07 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 30, 2010, 06:55:41 AM
It was the Large Hadron Collider, when they ran it today the sound was heard elsewhere yesterday.

^what he says^

best.theory.yet
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Monsterlover on March 31, 2010, 04:55:23 AM
+1

lethe knows what he's talking about.

he's already trapped in a time loop, so he's an expert.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: GAAN on March 31, 2010, 05:26:18 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 31, 2010, 04:55:23 AM
+1

lethe knows what he's talking about.

he's already trapped in a time loop, so he's an expert.

but

if thats true then he said that today

and

we wont get it till yesterday but since we got it yesterday he answered it before the question was even asked

and that just makes him a rambling drunk




Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 05:34:18 AM
35lbs of Tannerite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sSYWa-h4BQ&NR=1&feature=fvwp#normal)

maybe 3500 lbs. of this fun stuff?
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Grampa on March 31, 2010, 05:39:06 AM
it was


Howie

With gas

In the field


http://www.rodentblaster.com/ (http://www.rodentblaster.com/)
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: ducpainter on March 31, 2010, 05:54:39 AM
Rodent Blaster in action. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrGnW0KLFZk#normal)
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 06:01:51 AM
Hey where was the : "Fire in the hole!!!"  ?

amateurs
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: djrashonal on March 31, 2010, 08:49:11 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 31, 2010, 06:01:51 AM
Hey where was the : "Fire in the hole!!!"  ?

amateurs

well they didnt want to warn the rodents, DUH!
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: SacDuc on March 31, 2010, 09:12:53 AM
(http://members.fortunecity.com/billmurray/carl26.jpg)


(http://www.carlspackler.com/archive/cs_349.jpg)


(http://members.fortunecity.com/billmurray/carl14.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: NorDog on March 31, 2010, 12:32:42 PM
Varmint Cong!
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: lethe on March 31, 2010, 02:15:05 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 31, 2010, 04:55:23 AM
+1

lethe knows what he's talking about.

he's already trapped in a time loop, so he's an expert.
probably not far from the truth. Clocks don't keep very good time around me for some odd reason. My Blackberry gains a minute a month, my alarm clock gains about a minute or two a day and my car radio will randomly set itself back 10 or 15 minutes every once in awhile.
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: NorDog on March 31, 2010, 02:48:32 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 31, 2010, 02:15:05 PM
probably not far from the truth. Clocks don't keep very good time around me for some odd reason. My Blackberry gains a minute a month, my alarm clock gains about a minute or two a day and my car radio will randomly set itself back 10 or 15 minutes every once in awhile.

Reminds me of the following from "Waiting for Guffman".

UFO Abductee: "They took me off into a separate room; I seen 'em takin' different people off; different ones of us off in separate rooms and put me on a big white table and uh the guy that took me in there - to examine me I guess - he probed me and then I was in there I bet more than three or four hours, in that room, being probed and at one time or another these different ones of 'em came in, four or five or six of 'em at different times, and all of 'em probed me, uh, not all at once, you know, individually. Later on, years later, now, even still, uh, it's a funny thing - it happened on a Sunday and every Sunday about the time I was taken on board that ship I - find I have no feelings in my buttocks."
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Monsterlover on March 31, 2010, 06:23:11 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 31, 2010, 02:15:05 PM
probably not far from the truth. Clocks don't keep very good time around me for some odd reason. My Blackberry gains a minute a month, my alarm clock gains about a minute or two a day and my car radio will randomly set itself back 10 or 15 minutes every once in awhile.

you bent physics

return to the Large Hadron Collidor for unbending.

And for the op, I can't see how a pipe bomb that big could ever go unnoticed.

They really expect us to buy that it was a pipe bomb?

Maybe a sewer pipe sized pipe bomb :D
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Betty Rage on March 31, 2010, 06:36:07 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 31, 2010, 06:23:11 PM

And for the op, I can't see how a pipe bomb that big could ever go unnoticed.

They really expect us to buy that it was a pipe bomb?

Maybe a sewer pipe sized pipe bomb :D

Many people are saying that around here. It just seems too convenient. "Hmmm, sounds like it originated in this area. *dig dig dig* OH LOOK! A giant hole with some *toss* pipe bomb remnants!! Mystery solved."
Title: Re: Let's hear your theories....
Post by: Monsterlover on April 01, 2010, 02:17:10 AM
Is Hoffa in there too?

;D