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Title: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: Monster Dave on March 30, 2010, 10:19:01 AM
Alright...now this really demonstrates how out of their minds and crazy terrorists are becoming:

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/03/500x_c4-explosive.jpg)

http://gizmodo.com/5505499/female-terrorists-explosive-breast-implants (http://gizmodo.com/5505499/female-terrorists-explosive-breast-implants)
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: Rev. Millertime on March 30, 2010, 10:29:14 AM
This will definitely be a "hand full" for the TSA!    [laugh]
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: metallimonster on March 30, 2010, 10:42:06 AM
Those tits are the bomb!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: RAT900 on March 30, 2010, 10:49:46 AM
That is so patently wrong on too many levels to contemplate

with that said, it would be one hell of an end to a striptease act
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: ZLTFUL on March 30, 2010, 11:02:45 AM
I know a chick who has a set of tits that will blow your socks off!!!
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: cyrus buelton on March 30, 2010, 11:10:18 AM
I hope the airports install those body scanners.


My parent company makes them.



I would probably say most of you have had your bag scanned through one of my companies Machines at an Airport or even been lucky enough to go through the "puffer" machine we manufacture.

Hell, if you have been to Vegas...........TSA at Security uses only my companies scanning machines.


Whoohooo Stocklink shares might go up!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: zarn02 on March 30, 2010, 11:53:34 AM
More party-line fear mongering. [roll]
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: Grappa on March 30, 2010, 12:03:18 PM
Terrorists really ruin everything!    >:(
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: ducpainter on March 30, 2010, 12:11:34 PM
Can we at least try the no politics thing?

I know it's difficult.
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: SacDuc on March 30, 2010, 12:18:28 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 30, 2010, 12:11:34 PM
Can we at least try the no politics thing?

I know it's difficult.

How about this:

Did anyone else picture two 20 year old, stoned TSA workers sitting on a pile luggage and the one guy says to the other, "Hey dude, I think I just figured out how we can touch a bunch of boobies! We'll start a viral internet campaign to convince people that boobs could be explosive!"

sac
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: Grampa on March 30, 2010, 12:52:47 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on March 30, 2010, 11:02:45 AM
I know a chick who has a set of tits that will blow your socks off!!!

I no want my socks blown
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: lethe on March 30, 2010, 12:54:18 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 30, 2010, 12:52:47 PM
I no want my socks blown
but they dry faster that way
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: junior varsity on March 30, 2010, 01:00:50 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 30, 2010, 12:18:28 PM
How about this:

Did anyone else picture two 20 year old, stoned TSA workers sitting on a pile luggage and the one guy says to the other, "Hey dude, I think I just figured out how we can touch a bunch of boobies! We'll start a viral internet campaign to convince people that boobs could be explosive!"

sac

i've got a relative working amongst DoD folks, and they had been making jokes about this for months. Sent me a link with the same info from a British news source. So, not really viral, but still quite humorous.
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: Kopfjager on March 30, 2010, 01:11:33 PM
You would still need a firing system, Nonel or Time Fuse, and blasting caps to set off the PETN. Easily detected by airport security systems.
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: lethe on March 30, 2010, 01:12:45 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on March 30, 2010, 01:11:33 PM
You would still need a firing system, Nonel or Time Fuse, and blasting caps to set off the PETN. Easily detected by airport security systems.
Aha, the nipples are blasting caps. Always hide things in plain sight!
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: Kopfjager on March 30, 2010, 01:13:45 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 30, 2010, 01:12:45 PM
Aha, the nipples are blasting caps. Always hide things in plain sight!

:D
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: junior varsity on March 30, 2010, 01:13:51 PM
bahaha
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: ducpainter on March 30, 2010, 03:03:35 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 30, 2010, 12:18:28 PM
How about this:

Did anyone else picture two 20 year old, stoned TSA workers sitting on a pile luggage and the one guy says to the other, "Hey dude, I think I just figured out how we can touch a bunch of boobies! We'll start a viral internet campaign to convince people that boobs could be explosive!"

sac
Not surprisingly....

that works for me. ;)
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: superjohn on March 30, 2010, 03:07:53 PM
Imagine standing before St. Peter with the shocked look that can only come from the surprise of finding yourself in the afterlife with your most immediate memory being motor boating some hot girl with an apparent agenda.
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: ducpainter on March 30, 2010, 03:08:59 PM
Quote from: superjohn on March 30, 2010, 03:07:53 PM
Imagine standing before St. Peter with the shocked look that can only come from the surprise of finding yourself in the afterlife with your most immediate memory being motor boating some hot girl with an apparent agenda.
I have no issues with that scenario either. ;D
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: ZLTFUL on March 30, 2010, 03:14:57 PM
"Machine gun jubblies??!! Oh Behave!"
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: herm on March 30, 2010, 03:19:15 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 30, 2010, 01:12:45 PM
Aha, the nipples are blasting caps. Always hide things in plain sight!

titty twister to activate, or something more subtle?
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: Monster Dave on March 30, 2010, 06:51:18 PM
 [laugh]


OK, so when I posted this, I really wasn't thinking about how out of hand it would get - lol - I should have known better!!


Thanks for the laughs (however unexpected there are)!
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 31, 2010, 02:33:13 AM
Damn those boobies are banging!  ;D
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: ducpainter on March 31, 2010, 03:29:08 AM
Quote from: Monster Dave on March 30, 2010, 06:51:18 PM
[laugh]


OK, so when I posted this, I really wasn't thinking about how out of hand it would get - lol - I should have known better!!


Thanks for the laughs (however unexpected there are)!
Since the real discussion points are off limits...

where did you expect the conversation to go?
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: Grampa on March 31, 2010, 05:33:58 AM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/penilbang.jpg?t=1270045835)

sword fight

Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: Monster Dave on March 31, 2010, 05:50:09 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 31, 2010, 03:29:08 AM
Since the real discussion points are off limits...

where did you expect the conversation to go?

When I posted it I wasn't thinking about the "off limits" factor - it was just a frightening thought that such a thing could actually be used and I thought that it deserved being shared with everyone.


But it turned out to be hysterical!!!  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:
Post by: VisceralReaction on April 01, 2010, 09:10:23 AM
Would they or could they be "push button" activated?  ;D