Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:

[Monster Dave]

Alright...now this really demonstrates how out of their minds and crazy terrorists are becoming:



http://gizmodo.com/5505499/female-terrorists-explosive-breast-implants

[Rev. Millertime]

This will definitely be a "hand full" for the TSA!   

[metallimonster]

Those tits are the bomb!!!!!!!!!

[RAT900]

That is so patently wrong on too many levels to contemplate

with that said, it would be one hell of an end to a striptease act

[ZLTFUL]

I know a chick who has a set of tits that will blow your socks off!!!

[cyrus buelton]

I hope the airports install those body scanners.


My parent company makes them.



I would probably say most of you have had your bag scanned through one of my companies Machines at an Airport or even been lucky enough to go through the "puffer" machine we manufacture.

Hell, if you have been to Vegas...........TSA at Security uses only my companies scanning machines.


Whoohooo Stocklink shares might go up! 

[zarn02]

More party-line fear mongering.

[Grappa]

Terrorists really ruin everything!   

[ducpainter]

Can we at least try the no politics thing?

I know it's difficult.

[SacDuc]

Can we at least try the no politics thing?

I know it's difficult.

How about this:

Did anyone else picture two 20 year old, stoned TSA workers sitting on a pile luggage and the one guy says to the other, "Hey dude, I think I just figured out how we can touch a bunch of boobies! We'll start a viral internet campaign to convince people that boobs could be explosive!"

sac

[Grampa]

I know a chick who has a set of tits that will blow your socks off!!!

I no want my socks blown

[lethe]

I no want my socks blown

but they dry faster that way

[junior varsity]

How about this:

Did anyone else picture two 20 year old, stoned TSA workers sitting on a pile luggage and the one guy says to the other, "Hey dude, I think I just figured out how we can touch a bunch of boobies! We'll start a viral internet campaign to convince people that boobs could be explosive!"

sac

i've got a relative working amongst DoD folks, and they had been making jokes about this for months. Sent me a link with the same info from a British news source. So, not really viral, but still quite humorous.

[Kopfjager]

You would still need a firing system, Nonel or Time Fuse, and blasting caps to set off the PETN. Easily detected by airport security systems.

[lethe]

You would still need a firing system, Nonel or Time Fuse, and blasting caps to set off the PETN. Easily detected by airport security systems.

Aha, the nipples are blasting caps. Always hide things in plain sight!