You know-the classic threads, so we can relive all the lovely cases of stupidity and internew ownage.
C'mon-you know you can name some.
The guy who wanted money for an engagement ring.
The guy who complained that he made plenty of money under the table, so he couldn't get a loan.
100 kilometers and running
Etc.
From TOB this was one of my favorites:
http://www.ducatimonster.org/featured/2006may/featured_may06.html (http://www.ducatimonster.org/featured/2006may/featured_may06.html)
;D
Quote from: SacDuc on April 08, 2010, 08:25:02 AM
From TOB this was one of my favorites:
http://www.ducatimonster.org/featured/2006may/featured_may06.html (http://www.ducatimonster.org/featured/2006may/featured_may06.html)
;D
[laugh]
[roll]
Quote from: SacDuc on April 08, 2010, 08:25:02 AM
From TOB this was one of my favorites:
http://www.ducatimonster.org/featured/2006may/featured_may06.html (http://www.ducatimonster.org/featured/2006may/featured_may06.html)
;D
+11tybillion
[thumbsup]
[bacon]
don't forget the bent crank
and the beanie babies
And the NSX guy who got pwned...
And the Bobspapa wedding present madness...
And the Hooligan Machinist Christmas suprise...
And NAKID's crash/rebuild w/our help...
Yeah, I guess I would agree.
DucTape's pink bike was one of my favorites as well.
sac
/neato. [thumbsup]
Quote from: MrIncredible on April 08, 2010, 08:08:21 AM
The guy who complained that he made plenty of money under the table, so he couldn't get a loan.
wow! [laugh] thats my BF
Maybe I'm too old???
Quote from: MrIncredible on April 08, 2010, 08:08:21 AM
The guy who complained that he made plenty of money under the table, so he couldn't get a loan.
Good one. ???
Quote from: DucMouse on April 08, 2010, 08:44:34 AM
wow! [laugh] thats my BF
If your relationship leads to marriage, you might want to file your taxes separately, keep separate accounts, etc........ I'm not an accountant but things you might want to think about.
Anyone asking for advice about a bizarro relationships with a crazy girlfriends.
Quote from: The Architect on April 08, 2010, 08:58:12 AM
Anyone asking for advice about a bizarro relationships with a crazy girlfriends.
mother's existential dellimas :-*
There was that thread a guy started complaining that his girlfriend was whining about being bored with him and all the things he bought for her and that she wanted to try new and different things in life. He was thinking about taking her to Hawaii.
I had a different suggestion for him. [evil]
sac
;D
- My 620 does 140mph
- Is there a way to move the clutch to the ride and throttle to the left due to a weak left hand?
god, that was my favorite.
I am pretty sure I earned some time off for that thread.
I miss the Airplane thread
Quote from: SacDuc on April 08, 2010, 09:23:13 AM
There was that thread a guy started complaining that his girlfriend was whining about being bored with him and all the things he bought for her and that she wanted to try new and different things in life. He was thinking about taking her to Hawaii.
I had a different suggestion for him. [evil]
sac
What Would SacDuc Do...?
;)
[bacon]
Quote from: The Architect on April 08, 2010, 08:58:12 AM
Maybe I'm too old???
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I still go back to that one...
The videos are hilarious!
[clap]
Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 08, 2010, 09:33:23 AM
- My 620 does 140mph
Good mileage out of that one. What's it been, 4 or 5 years?
Quote from: The Architect on April 08, 2010, 09:38:28 AM
Good mileage out of that one. What's it been, 4 or 5 years?
I am thinking around 4-5 years is pretty accurate.
that joke will NEVER EVER get old.
Quote from: Bacon Junkie on April 08, 2010, 09:37:35 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I still go back to that one...
The videos are hilarious!
[clap]
mitt had one of the best posts.
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36272.msg636891#msg636891 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36272.msg636891#msg636891)
I laugh every time I see it.
I loved dispensing relationship advice on TOB. I vaguely recall one fellow whose GF was in college and had a "guy friend" telling her what to do...
^^^ that was a good one. Didn't bobspapa do some stick figure sketches? Or was that me?
http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/no-monster-content/164985-have-you-ever-eaten-pluot.html#post1954080 (http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/no-monster-content/164985-have-you-ever-eaten-pluot.html#post1954080)
One of Rat's finer moments.
sac
I debated starting my own advice column with the wife.
Love & Hate.
Obviously, she'd be giving the good advice. Me, not so much.
It wasn't technically on the board but...
Giving Cyrus shit over the duration of a whole weekend about being banned just to find out on Sunday night that I too was banned.
Quote from: SacDuc on April 08, 2010, 10:13:55 AM
http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/no-monster-content/164985-have-you-ever-eaten-pluot.html#post1954080 (http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/no-monster-content/164985-have-you-ever-eaten-pluot.html#post1954080)
One of Rat's finer moments.
sac
I still can laugh at that one...boy did they line up and waltz right into that one [thumbsup]
The word for the day was fun for a while too
I just realized my account on TOB is still active. . .
HeMans bike getting trashed
HeMans bike getting run over in the parking lot
HeMans problems with his insurance company
Wait, maybe we should just start a HeMan thread. [popcorn]
Quote from: RAT900 on April 08, 2010, 10:09:42 AM
I loved dispensing relationship advice on TOB. I vaguely recall one fellow whose GF was in college and had a "guy friend" telling her what to do...
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
God, I'd completely forgotten about that one.
That was pretty awesome.
Quote from: The Architect on April 08, 2010, 09:51:46 AM
mitt had one of the best posts.
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36272.msg636891#msg636891 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36272.msg636891#msg636891)
I laugh every time I see it.
and SacDuc's post was just as good!!!
Help! Help! I'm being repressed! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: Rameses on April 08, 2010, 10:43:38 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
God, I'd completely forgotten about that one.
That was pretty awesome.
I recall it even had graphic depictions...... stick-figures of her fellating the "guy friend"...maybe Sac or Cyrus supplied the artwork?
it was truly a benchmark thread portraying the sensitive and nurturing instincts inherent on TOB
cyrus was the stick figure artist.
he had some good ones [laugh]
Quote from: RAT900 on April 08, 2010, 10:51:36 AM
I recall it even had graphic depictions...... stick-figures of her fellating the "guy friend"...maybe Sac or Cyrus supplied the artwork?
it was truly a benchmark thread portraying the sensitive and nurturing instincts inherent on TOB
i do believe that lead to one of the many cyrus suspensions.
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 08, 2010, 10:58:48 AM
cyrus was the stick figure artist.
he had some good ones [laugh]
So sad. Such great artwork lost. :(
;D
Quote from: RAT900 on April 08, 2010, 10:09:42 AM
I loved dispensing relationship advice on TOB. I vaguely recall one fellow whose GF was in college and had a "guy friend" telling her what to do...
What was that character's name?
He disappeared after we berated him and I post the artwerk of the new guy in a chair, getting blown by his girlfriend, talking shit to him.
Again.........I believe I was banned after that picture.
Quote from: duccarlos on April 08, 2010, 10:21:55 AM
It wasn't technically on the board but...
Giving Cyrus shit over the duration of a whole weekend about being banned just to find out on Sunday night that I too was banned.
How did you get banned?
Odds are I was already registered again under a different name.
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 08, 2010, 10:58:48 AM
cyrus was the stick figure artist.
he had some good ones [laugh]
I still have all those saved on my hard drive at home.
I really want to post the picture referencing Rat's advice above. I suppose I can email it if anyone wants to see it.
It is pretty graphic, but funny as hell.
BTW..........if I ever drew artwerk of any member.............I still have it.
Might have to revive my artist days...............
Quote from: The Architect on April 08, 2010, 11:06:57 AM
So sad. Such great artwork lost. :(
;D
You, my friend, might be the first one to get pummeled by some heinous artwerk of mine.
If you recall, I wasn't kind to some..............
Here's another good one.
When I got banned, I'd use a celluar air card to surf because each time you connect, the IP Address changes.
Well, I was on Verizon, Mod's caught on and banned a huge string of Verizon IP Addresses.
I think it was discovered on this board that one member from the DML could never get on the board when he was on his Verizon Air Card because "Cyrus Buelton" was blocked.
He finally figured it out when the DMF went live.
Oh the memories...............
Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 08, 2010, 11:31:42 AM
I still have all those saved on my hard drive at home.
I really want to post the picture referencing Rat's advice above. I suppose I can email it if anyone wants to see it.
It is pretty graphic, but funny as hell.
email in profile
;D
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 08, 2010, 11:36:03 AM
email in profile
;D
Ok, I'll send it on over.
I know in the title of the file I have his name.......
LUCKY13!!!!!
I remember now.
i'll email you a copy of it.
I think I did a whole series of Lucky's bad luck of his girlfriend getting railed by some other dude while he was probably talking to Lucky on the phone.
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[laugh]
evil abounds
awesome
Oh hey look
Lucky 13 has pics of himself on the internet
(http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/nwzchik/2007/04/18/Virginia_Tech_Shooting_NY136498x378.JPG)
:o
herb and clutch covers
IZ (or was it AZ?) and stock pipes
i cant remember which member was originally welcomed (to TOB) with a picture of herb and his clutch cover..?? But he handled it well, and became a regular member.
herb vs. allie cat
Sounds to me like we need separate "Best of the DMF" and "Best of TOB" threads. Unless, of course, our best days are already behind us.
;D
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 08, 2010, 11:02:48 AM
i do believe that lead to one of the many cyrus suspensions.
A dark night many years ago at the EAR...you, me, Howie and umm well never mind her...was she with me that night?
Anyway I recall this being a product of that night...Piller's mad run with the dwarf crack-ho or whatever on his bike
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/pillerart.jpg)
Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 08, 2010, 11:31:42 AM
I still have all those saved on my hard drive at home.
I really want to post the picture referencing Rat's advice above. I suppose I can email it if anyone wants to see it.
It is pretty graphic, but funny as hell.
If you blur or box out the unacceptable portions of the art, I can't see why you can't post them?
BIG DISCLAIMER: This post is in no way intended to edit and/or alter an artists original work. I hope by some slight modifications, all can enjoy the wonderful art.
No one cares about TOB...
at least I don't. :-\
It's why everyone got to come here regardless if they were banned from TOB or not.
Kind of like a fresh start...
you don't often get one of those.
Quote from: ducpainter on April 08, 2010, 03:07:18 PM
Kind of like a fresh start...
you don't often get one of those.
You get one every morning ;)
Quote from: MrIncredible on April 08, 2010, 03:09:16 PM
You get one every morning ;)
or even more than that if you soil yourself frequently
Whatever
had to dig back far to retrieve this
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/monkey.gif)
Quote from: RAT900 on April 08, 2010, 01:00:18 PM
A dark night many years ago at the EAR...you, me, Howie and umm well never mind her...was she with me that night?
Anyway I recall this being a product of that night...Piller's mad run with the dwarf crack-ho or whatever on his bike
thank you for posting that!
i lost it when my old HD crashed. i was very sad :'(
and the member that got the herb clutch cover pic welcome was pakhan who i believe went by hnmjake originally
Quote from: KnightofNi on April 08, 2010, 05:36:22 PM
thank you for posting that!
i lost it when my old HD crashed. i was very sad :'(
and the member that got the herb clutch cover pic welcome was pakhan who i believe went by hnmjake originally
Monkey overlords! [thumbsup]
That's wasn't the Herb pic. [evil]
Quote from: RAT900 on April 08, 2010, 01:00:18 PM
A dark night many years ago at the EAR...you, me, Howie and umm well never mind her...was she with me that night?
Anyway I recall this being a product of that night...Piller's mad run with the dwarf crack-ho or whatever on his bike
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/pillerart.jpg)
. . . . .OOORRRRRR. . . . . anything Piller posts about. I mean anything at all that he posts about.
The Doc
Quote from: Bun-bun on April 08, 2010, 10:35:38 AM
HeMans bike getting trashed
HeMans bike getting run over in the parking lot
HeMans problems with his insurance company
your going to find some dog pee on your wheel one day and its going to eat away at your paint. >:(
[laugh]
(http://brightdays.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/surprised-monkey.jpg)
Quote from: IZ on April 08, 2010, 05:59:00 PM
Monkey overlords! [thumbsup]
That's wasn't the Herb pic. [evil]
that was a whole other set of trouble.
i think i might have the labeled version somewhere
Beanie Babies thread still makes me cry from laughing so hard. [laugh]
What was that guy from tob that came over here just to give DP shit? Silent Bob and I had our way with him. Good times.
Quote from: ducpainter on April 08, 2010, 03:07:18 PM
Kind of like a fresh start...
you don't often get one of those.
I was a bit shocked I was allowed to register here.
I for sure that my IP Addresses were pre-blocked, so I was prepared to switch service providers of internet to get a new one or figure out how to hide mine.
Since the DMF opened, DP has only handed me one suspension and it was a doozy: 30 days.
I still recall logging in and it was a blank screen that only said:
"You know better than to make the beast with two backs with me - Nate"
I about laughed my ass off at his humor.
That was a good one [thumbsup]
Too bad my boy Sinister got the Perma-Ban
Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 09, 2010, 04:35:49 AM
I still recall logging in and it was a blank screen that only said:
"You know better than to make the beast with two backs with me - Nate"
I about laughed my ass off at his humor.
That was a good one [thumbsup]
...some folks just need a gentle nudge,,,, others need the cattle prod... <laughing> [clap]
Quote from: RAT900 on April 09, 2010, 05:21:24 AM
...some folks just need a gentle nudge,,,, others need the cattle prod... <laughing> [clap]
when I saw that message, I couldn't help but laugh.
It was a good move on his part.
Quote from: ducpainter on April 08, 2010, 03:07:18 PM
No one cares about TOB...
at least I don't. :-\
No one really cares about the old board, it's the people and the antics that make me smile.
But they're all here for the most part.....
Quote from: The Architect on April 09, 2010, 12:54:20 PM
No one really cares about the old board, it's the people and the antics that make me smile.
Kinda creepy over there
like some kind of rusting abandoned amusement park
crumbling next to some busted up concrete blue highway
that was trumped by a nearby interstate super slab
These are two of my Faves.
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=19121.msg341609;topicseen#msg341609 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=19121.msg341609;topicseen#msg341609)
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=606.msg9342;topicseen#msg9342 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=606.msg9342;topicseen#msg9342)
TOB = DMF
It's the same people.
It's the same assholes.
It's the same tech guru's
It's a subdued Cyrus Buelton
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: Ducaholic on April 09, 2010, 03:45:08 AM
What was that guy from tob that came over here just to give DP shit? Silent Bob and I had our way with him. Good times.
was it a chaos character?
Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 09, 2010, 05:09:41 PM
TOB = DMF
It's the same people.
It's the same assholes.
It's the same tech guru's
It's a subdued Cyrus Buelton
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
You be getting old sonny.
(http://www.cool-names.net/msn-emoticons-smiley/2finger.gif)
;D
Yes I think it was. [thumbsup]
You be getting old sonny.
(http://www.cool-names.net/msn-emoticons-smiley/2finger.gif)
;D
[/quote
At the moment I'm feeling "OLD"... [bang] and I don't like it... :'(
[coffee]
Quote from: ducpainter on April 09, 2010, 06:34:58 PM
was it a chaos character?
You be getting old sonny.
(http://www.cool-names.net/msn-emoticons-smiley/2finger.gif)
;D
I do turn 30 in July.................
at least over the years you are still the same grumpy vodka drinking old man!!
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 11, 2010, 06:50:17 AM
I do turn 30 in July.................
at least over the years you are still the same grumpy vodka drinking old man!!
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
get off my lawn....
Quote from: ducpainter on April 11, 2010, 06:51:30 AM
get off my lawn....
I think if I stepped on your lawn, I better be fully armed with my AR-15 and my Saiga, along with a few handguns.
You crazy woodsman probably has a nice little arsenal to keep morons like me off your property for searching for magic mushrooms or dirt weed........
Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 11, 2010, 07:02:44 AM
I think if I stepped on your lawn, I better be fully armed with my AR-15 and my Saiga, along with a few handguns.
You crazy woodsman probably has a nice little arsenal to keep morons like me off your property for searching for magic mushrooms or dirt weed........
Nate is old, smart, and devious. You think he'd come out if he saw you armed?
You'd just wander around looking for him until you stepped in a giant leghold trap. Then he'd just wait for you to die of dehydration :P
Quote from: MrIncredible on April 11, 2010, 07:25:15 AM
Nate is old, smart, and devious. You think he'd come out if he saw you armed?
You'd just wander around looking for him until you stepped in a giant leghold trap. Then he'd just wait for you to die of dehydration :P
As the night nears and the sun goes down below the horizon, the last thing he'd see is amber lights of the eyes of the fishers as they descend upon him from the woods.
Quote from: MrIncredible on April 11, 2010, 07:25:15 AM
Nate is old, smart, and devious. You think he'd come out if he saw you armed?
You'd just wander around looking for him until you stepped in a giant leghold trap. Then he'd just wait for you to die of dehydration :P
He's probably got sink hole traps all over the place with rabid animals in the bottom.
However, you do raise a good point about a leghold trap.
He probably has a few bear traps..........
If I came bearing Vodka and grapefruit juice I could be in the clear...........
Quote from: herm (not herb) on April 08, 2010, 12:24:50 PM
IZ (or was it AZ?) and stock pipes
pipemod? eww :-X
was trying to google ash's chain fail, but no luck lol
Quote from: lethe on April 11, 2010, 07:27:56 AM
As the night nears and the sun goes down below the horizon, the last thing he'd see is amber lights of the eyes of the fishers as they descend upon him from the woods.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 11, 2010, 09:07:04 AM
If I came bearing Vodka and grapefruit juice I could be in the clear...........
That's a good start. ;) Make sure it's a big bottle.
Quote from: The Architect on April 11, 2010, 03:23:54 PM
That's a good start. ;) Make sure it's a big bottle.
I was thinking a 1.75ML of Popov..........
Where is Ash?? He's been very scarce as of late... :-\
Kind of some personal "Best of's"..........
When Motogpfan and I would try to have the latest post on all the threads on the first page.
That was a tough task to accomplish, but was done several times.
or
when I think I pissed Nate off more then ever when I decided for one day I was only going to respond in expression faces for everything. Most thought it was funny, but it ended sadly in a 3 day ban for me..........
thank god I was going on vacation the next day.
Duccarlos loved to speak in the third person. Duccarlos knows that some people didn't like it too much.
Quote from: duccarlos on April 12, 2010, 10:40:52 AM
Duccarlos loved to speak in the third person. Duccarlos knows that some people didn't like it too much.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
You sure did piss a lot of people off with that.
cyrus liked it.
no mention of Toasty :'(
Quote from: bobspapa on April 12, 2010, 11:50:19 AM
no mention of Toasty :'(
He's been hiding lately? I heard rumors of an imposter, but missed the full details.
Oh Joel, I think you might have just started a shit storm with Nate!!!!!
I had him for almost a year.
Passed him off to Grifo of Hoosier Hooligans.
I believe he then delivered to the Ducati Club in Chicago.
Hasn't been spotted since...........to my knowledge
Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on April 12, 2010, 12:40:01 PM
He's been hiding lately? I heard rumors of an imposter, but missed the full details.
I have the imposter...... it's days are numbered [evil]
toasty's gone AWOL?
nooooooo
There is no toaster.
Quote from: bobspapa on April 12, 2010, 01:46:20 PM
Tostyeist
The Monkees - I'm a Believer [official music video] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts#)
Ah but what of Toasty's nemesis?
Rameses and Jobu, you guys finally throw that thing in the garbage or do you still use it to make Hot Pockets?
Quote from: lethe on April 12, 2010, 03:33:56 PM
Ah but what of Toasty's nemesis?
Rameses and Jobu, you guys finally throw that thing in the garbage or do you still use it to make Hot Pockets?
Hot Pocket by Jim Gaffigan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu-dLUJzsW8&feature=related#)
Quote from: bobspapa on April 12, 2010, 12:47:11 PM
I have the imposter...... it's days are numbered [evil]
That was hilarious, btw.