We need a "Best of" DMF

Started by Popeye the Sailor, April 08, 2010, 08:08:21 AM

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Popeye the Sailor

You know-the classic threads, so we can relive all the lovely cases of stupidity and internew ownage.

C'mon-you know you can name some.

The guy who wanted money for an engagement ring.
The guy who complained that he made plenty of money under the table, so he couldn't get a loan.
100 kilometers and running

Etc.

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

SacDuc

HATERS GONNA HATE.

Stinky Wizzleteats

I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

KnightofNi

don't forget the bent crank
and the beanie babies
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Duck-Stew

And the NSX guy who got pwned...
And the Bobspapa wedding present madness...
And the Hooligan Machinist Christmas suprise...
And NAKID's crash/rebuild w/our help...

Yeah, I guess I would agree.
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

SacDuc


DucTape's pink bike was one of my favorites as well.


sac



/neato.  [thumbsup]



HATERS GONNA HATE.

DucMouse the Mighty

Quote from: MrIncredible on April 08, 2010, 08:08:21 AM

The guy who complained that he made plenty of money under the table, so he couldn't get a loan.


wow! [laugh] thats my BF
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

The Architect

Maybe I'm too old???

Quote from: MrIncredible on April 08, 2010, 08:08:21 AM

The guy who complained that he made plenty of money under the table, so he couldn't get a loan.


Good one.   ???

Quote from: DucMouse on April 08, 2010, 08:44:34 AM
wow! [laugh] thats my BF

If your relationship leads to marriage, you might want to file your taxes separately, keep separate accounts, etc........  I'm not an accountant but things you might want to think about.


Anyone asking for advice about a bizarro relationships with a crazy girlfriends. 

KnightofNi

Quote from: The Architect on April 08, 2010, 08:58:12 AM
Anyone asking for advice about a bizarro relationships with a crazy girlfriends. 

mother's existential dellimas  :-*
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

SacDuc

HATERS GONNA HATE.

SacDuc


There was that thread a guy started complaining that his girlfriend was whining about being bored with him and all the things he bought for her and that she wanted to try new and different things in life. He was thinking about taking her to Hawaii.


I had a different suggestion for him.  [evil]

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

cyrus buelton

- My 620 does 140mph
- Is there a way to move the clutch to the ride and throttle to the left due to a weak left hand?



god, that was my favorite.


I am pretty sure I earned some time off for that thread.



I miss the Airplane thread
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: SacDuc on April 08, 2010, 09:23:13 AM
There was that thread a guy started complaining that his girlfriend was whining about being bored with him and all the things he bought for her and that she wanted to try new and different things in life. He was thinking about taking her to Hawaii.


I had a different suggestion for him.  [evil]

sac

What Would SacDuc Do...?


;)







[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...