Look what I made for you
a nice happy place to get pain med inducing smiles and an occasional giggle
I hope you enjoy it during your time healing
but
I have to say
I felt my joke about Jesus' sexual prowess was far better than dave's reference to your boobies.
for serious
it really was
it was more complex
and
given that the man is a rocket scientist
I expected more
;D
the time is 11:56pm
I may have been drinking
Quote from: Mother on April 16, 2010, 09:59:18 PM
given that the man is a rocket scientist
I expected more
So did I ;)
I don't get it?
Quote from: krolik on April 16, 2010, 10:22:30 PM
I don't get it?
Vic
I think the morilla has your DMF account password
[laugh]
I'm sorry, Mother, I loved your joke and I loved yours too, Mr. Inc even ifit was not up too par. Love you all!
And yes I'm on drugs now too, just took midmorning dose and feeling better.
This place needs some [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] there better.
can i join i have 3 vicodins and a bottle of beer.
come on in
beers in the fridge
the DJ takes requests
bathroom is downstairs
don't bother the man on the couch
[thumbsup]
And watch the guy hunched up in the corner, he may try to pee on you.
look what came for Lu!
i'll leave them over here :)
(http://www.flowersacrossamerica.com/flowers/products/C5-4028.jpg)
Don't forget to put out the "No Trolls" sign.
Wouldn't want that guy from before or some variation of him stopping by for cake.
This wouldn't be a thread to replace a locked thread...
would it? [roll]
not at all.
this is the cheer up Lu thread ;)
^^^ What she said ;D
Quote from: ducpainter on April 17, 2010, 03:10:39 AM
This wouldn't be a thread to replace a locked thread...
would it? [roll]
No I view it as a "Make a nice person who doesn't feel great, feel better through smiles and funny comments" thread.
Totally different purpose in my view.
we'll see where it goes.
I have all the faith in the world.
Quote from: ducpainter on April 17, 2010, 03:13:55 AM
we'll see where it goes.
I have all the faith in the world.
You're just a cynic. Nothing here but peace, harmony and good wishes :-*
Quote from: Dan on April 17, 2010, 03:22:24 AM
You're just a cynic. Nothing here but peace, harmony and good wishes :-*
Nope...
I'm an asshole that knows you clowns better than you realize. :-*
but look what else just came!!!
and i have no where else to put them nate...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qXHrAx8xNs8/RzUVrzbVf9I/AAAAAAAAARU/GFqB7ZXO-08/s320/Get-Well-Soon-Balloon-Bouquet1.jpg)
And now this:
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4002/4528186528_65d0f54bdb_m.jpg)
Will it never stop? [laugh]
pssssssst....
bring the cake to the drunk thread dan... she can't eat it ;)
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on April 17, 2010, 04:07:01 AM
pssssssst....
bring the cake to the drunk thread dan... she can't eat it ;)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
She-s been making us eat our regular food in front of her so she can smell it. Masochistic much?
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on April 17, 2010, 04:07:01 AM
pssssssst....
bring the cake to the drunk thread dan... she can't eat it ;)
sure she can
(http://www.2blowhards.com/archives/kitchen_aid_blender.jpg)
+
(http://www.journalnow.net/images/uploads/trailmix/posts/straws.jpg)
Is this "The official DMF High-as-balls on pain medication thread" thread?
Hey, I might not be able to eat the cake but I could lick the frosting!!
It's pretty wothless though, they make me do this stupid anti-infection rinse immediately after eating that makes my mouth taste like a minty ass for the next several hours.
I wish I were high on the meds. These guys won't give me any of the good stuff. Screw health insurance, I'm investing me in a good drug dealer- more cost and time effective and probably a better crowd in the office too.
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 17, 2010, 12:57:09 PM
Hey, I might not be able to eat the cake but I could lick the frosting!!
It's pretty wothless though, they make me do this stupid anti-infection rinse immediately after eating that makes my mouth taste like a minty ass for the next several hours.
I wish I were high on the meds. These guys won't give me any of the good stuff. Screw health insurance, I'm investing me in a good drug dealer- more cost and time effective and probably a better crowd in the office too.
go to florida, i hear they give out pain meds like candy.
Quote from: He Man on April 17, 2010, 01:17:20 PM
go to florida, i hear they give out pain meds like candy.
road trip?
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 17, 2010, 01:33:08 PM
road trip?
http://www.nasa.gov/missions/highlights/schedule.html (http://www.nasa.gov/missions/highlights/schedule.html) pick the date.
Big ass rocket going to space while tripped up. Ill bring some salvia. :P
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 17, 2010, 01:33:08 PM
road trip?
Only if you promise not to talk too much ;D
Never EVER Kiss a Monkey !!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKw9qXCrkOc#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 17, 2010, 12:57:09 PM
It's pretty wothless though, they make me do this stupid anti-infection rinse immediately after eating that makes my mouth taste like a minty ass for the next several hours.
Peridex, isn't it great!?
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 16, 2010, 11:32:14 PM
This place needs some [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] there better.
oops, sorry.... I'm slacking ;)
Here ya go...
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/photo-30.jpg)
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/photo-29.jpg)
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/photo-33.jpg)
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/hlep2890/cakeweb1.jpg)
Quote from: howie on April 18, 2010, 04:21:44 AM
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/hlep2890/cakeweb1.jpg)
Who's INOOS?
Quote from: ducpainter on April 18, 2010, 04:24:53 AM
Who's INOOS?
after my 1st cup of coffee in the morning it feels like a party in mine.
Quote from: howie on April 18, 2010, 06:06:26 AM
You need another cup of coffee ;D
dp's been inhaling the troll spray again
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on April 18, 2010, 06:13:10 AM
dp's been inhaling the troll spray again
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: ducpainter on April 18, 2010, 04:24:53 AM
Who's INOOS?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
That was the first thing I thought!
Quote from: alfisti on April 18, 2010, 07:55:05 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
That was the first thing I thought!
great minds.... ;)
the words aren't lined up with the smiley face
:o
the horror
I got a surprise get well visit from Swampduc yesterday! Yay! And he brought a very pretty lady with him too...
was she a gift?
Quote from: Mother on April 19, 2010, 08:54:04 PM
was she a gift?
she's mine, dammit! ;D
lu's making great progress! She can talk again, for one thing.
Quote from: swampduc on April 20, 2010, 01:27:20 AM
she's mine, dammit! ;D
lu's making great progress! She can talk again, for one thing.
Indian giver....
And talking is progress? hmmm ;D
Glad to hear you're on the mend! [thumbsup]
[bacon]
Hey Lu, I am glad to hear you're on the mend. But I got a question for ya.
Please esplane to me "minty ass"
Trying to wrap my mind around the possibilities here. :D
Quote from: Mother on April 19, 2010, 08:54:04 PM
was she a gift?
I think he would consider her that, yes.
Quote from: yuu on April 20, 2010, 05:10:46 AM
And talking is progress? hmmm ;D
well, mumble. but only just post pain killer dosage and rest. then i get sore real quick.
BUT! my face has officially healed up from 'obese chipmunk' to 'fat chipmunk' - its progress, I swear!
ventured out of the house for the first time today to make the trek down to the police station and press charges ;D
Quote from: VisceralReaction on April 20, 2010, 08:16:15 AM
Please esplane to me "minty ass"
you just have to experience it. but i hope you never do.
Hey Lu I just read all the info behind this. I hope you feel better soon!!
Someone get her a beer and a straw.
They won't let me have beer! The bastards! What us the point of all these painkillers when I can't have them with beer?
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2634/3899245118_3c2b7cd51f.jpg)
Get better soon!
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 20, 2010, 08:59:52 PM
They won't let me have beer! The bastards! What us the point of all these painkillers when I can't have them with beer?
pssst...
make believe the doctors are Jesus...
you never listen to him. ;)
Quote from: Betty Rage on April 20, 2010, 05:21:21 PM
Hey Lu I just read all the info behind this. I hope you feel better soon!!
Someone get her a beer and a straw.
+1
DesmoDiva filled me in on all this last Saturday and I needed both hands to pick up my jaw. . .
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 20, 2010, 04:23:02 PM
ventured out of the house for the first time today to make the trek down to the police station and press charges ;D
GET 'EM, GIRL!! [clap]
Press 'em hard!
Be sure to look extra unhappy in your photo logs... think of the beer you cannot have.
- Oh and when they take out the metal bits, you are allowed to keep them. You just have to be sure to ask. I carried the plate from my broken hand on my key ring. Hopefully you heal up fast so they can remove those bits soon.
Marley sends his love... and some fur.
Quote from: yuu on April 21, 2010, 06:20:47 AM
Press 'em hard!
Be sure to look extra unhappy in your photo logs... think of the beer you cannot have.
- Oh and when they take out the metal bits, you are allowed to keep them. You just have to be sure to ask. I carried the plate from my broken hand on my key ring. Hopefully you heal up fast so they can remove those bits soon.
Marley sends his love... and some fur.
Plates are staying in. This is a permanent mod
Quote from: El Matador on April 21, 2010, 06:22:47 AM
Plates are staying in. This is a permanent mod
I really think the make the beast with two backsing moron that did this to her needs to be "modded". >:(
I still can't believe this dude is such a shitbag.
Quote from: El Matador on April 21, 2010, 06:22:47 AM
Plates are staying in. This is a permanent mod
Booo...
Chop his pinky off then!
Quote from: yuu on April 21, 2010, 06:32:00 AM
Booo...
Chop his pinky off then!
the ones on his hands too
Thumbs.
chop the thumbs.
everyday tasks become much more difficult without those little saviors
one thread got locked already when it went south. folks promised this one was a different thread. Let's keep it about well wishes and cheering up Lu ok? beer and painkillers at noon thirty.
noted
Aye aye...
I can tell you 1st hand Lu, that some painkillers and not even a whole DogFishHead 90 minute IPA makes for good napping... So much so I slept of my own ill fated bachelor events...
My bad...
Quote from: yuu on April 21, 2010, 06:20:47 AM
Marley sends his love... and some fur.
If I had a Marley to cuddle with, I think i would not need beer so badly. Lets all convince Swampduc to bring Zoe to come visit me ;D
Quote from: Statler on April 21, 2010, 07:02:02 AM
one thread got locked already when it went south.
yes, yes, please don't lock my thread again. I'm being 'HAVE'!!
I have enough dark thoughts on my mind pretty much all the time, even in my dreams, so I do like keeping the thread light and happy. none of your jokes will offend me, I promise.
Lets face it.
As much as we all are thinking this guy needs his ass kicked. . .
its not going to happen.
That really doesn't matter, though, because a person like this will not lead a good life and hasn't led a good life up till now.
He won't experience a sense of peace the way most of us do,
he won't end up with many friends
he won't end up with respect
his situation will never improve.
Lu's will :)
And will continue to for years to come.
Perspective is important here. His life sucks, Lu's does not :D
OK then:
"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was
down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
;D
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 21, 2010, 09:59:34 AM
none of your jokes will offend me, I promise.
You don't want to say that... I had a theory cooked up as to why you know what 'minty ass' tastes like... and I offended myself with it.
^ go with it man^ go with it ;D
Well here's the Cliffs notes...
Over indulgence in altoids, resulting in grievous, explosive gastric distress - ill timed during a session of "gettin' frisky"
Um tossin the minty salad? [puke] ;D
Argh! No laughing! It hurts!
Yuu, I love the fact that you can actually offend yourself with a thought. That is a special quality.
Quote from: VisceralReaction on April 21, 2010, 12:50:38 PM
Um tossin the minty salad? [puke] ;D
worse really. The pivot of the plot was the explosivity... That's where I went "Wow, where'd that make the beast with two backsed up image come from? I need to stop now"
- Hey Lu, don't laugh.
Stop it. >:(
I'm serious - no laughing.
:P
Guess what, guys?
I skipped my mid-day painkillers today!!! ;D
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 21, 2010, 07:16:38 PM
Guess what, guys?
I skipped my mid-day painkillers today!!! ;D
Savin' for a rainy day? ;D
Good news! Pain killers are never fun when you need them.
Glad you are able to skip the med and are on the mend and able to do that [beer]
Sorry Yuu for crossing the line, it's one of my faults.
Quote from: VisceralReaction on April 22, 2010, 07:12:54 AM
Glad you are able to skip the med and are on the mend and able to do that [beer]
Sorry Yuu for crossing the line, it's one of my faults.
Nah... I'd already scarred myself before you ever got started.
Yay Lu! Getting of meds is always a good sing of mending. Getting any real foods yet?
I scarred myself too after I mentioned the minty salad and then thought of the
explosive aspect that you mentioned, AARRGH there I go again. [puke] ;)
Quote from: howie on April 22, 2010, 03:00:36 AM
Pain killers are never fun when you need them.
I haven't gotten the slightest buzz the whole time. Not fair.
Had my one-week post-op follow-up (wow, that is a lot of words with dashes) today and Doc says I'm healing up really well! No chewing or real physical activity for another 6 weeks and he'll see me at the end of May. We celebrated by going to one of my fav restaurants where I know the chef and he made me some foods I could eat like gazpacho. My mum also let me have a few sips of her sangria. If I can make it tomorrow morning on just the prescription IB Profen, she says I can have a beer....and I am 14 years old again...
all around, a great day! ;D
Quote from: DesmoLu on April 22, 2010, 06:34:22 PM
I haven't gotten the slightest buzz the whole time. Not fair.
I've heard from doctors that if you only take opiates when you are in severe pain, then you have very little chance of getting addicted. So that's a good thing (the lack of addiction, not the pain obviously). ;)
thanks for the update Lu
glad to hear you're healing up well :)
Hi Lu,
I read this whole thread and I don't know what happened to you but it doesn't sound good !
I hope you have a full and speedy recovery from whatever unfortunate accident or act of God that befell you.
Be glad that you're young 'cause you'll have many years to forget it even happened.
Dolph :) :)
Quote from: Mother on April 17, 2010, 12:03:34 AM
come on in
beers in the fridge
the DJ takes requests
bathroom is downstairs
don't bother the man on the couch
[thumbsup]
I just happen to be that DJ and I just got a request for this:
(http://dkpresents.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/x8zmhg5tyk4m161kxfgkwuiao1_500.jpg)
Is it just me or are they all barefooted males?
Glad you're getting better Lu. You are young. Everyday will be better than the last. :)
Guess who just got back on the bike for the first time??
Yes, me! I only managed a short ride before the tightness of the helmet started bothering me, but it felt great!
THANK YOU THANK YOU endlessly to Hiero for keeping my bike safe for me and even cleaning it (we were starting a much needed detail when the assault happened, she was super dirty)!
Infinitely happy to be back in the saddle. I also got my final x-ray back. Check it out, it kinda looks like I have a moto chain in there!
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_6Gj9mr-29Fg/TBjaNDsiYAI/AAAAAAAADh0/AY3GGPSjLcg/s400/X-ray%20post%20surgery.jpg)
Lu got a GRILL!
Hmm, you're right. Really does look like a bike chain in there.
Good to hear you're on the mend Hon.
Hopefully that chain lasts a little longer than the 12k miles I just got out of the one on my Duc. ;)
Glad you are doing better Lu! [thumbsup]
How goes the healing process?
Quote from: Mother on July 14, 2010, 10:43:11 AM
How goes the healing process?
You'd Never think anything happened. The only thing is that her helmet gives her headaches so she's using a slightly bigger one. Everything seems to be on track for DITR.
good good
glad to hear everything is as well as can be
[thumbsup]