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Title: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Grampa on May 06, 2010, 07:58:16 AM
It sounds like a Britney but I hear it has balls ???
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Oldfisti on May 06, 2010, 08:08:55 AM
It's kinda pretty like a Britney but yes I think there might be balls.


Not a fan.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 06, 2010, 08:14:18 AM
Brittany has balls?
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Grampa on May 06, 2010, 08:16:50 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 06, 2010, 08:14:18 AM
Brittany has balls?

no.... remember when she flashed her who-ha..... no balls.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Ontario_Monster on May 06, 2010, 08:19:43 AM
Canada's answer to Timberlake ..... but with balls!

[cheeky]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: duc_poultry on May 06, 2010, 08:29:53 AM
A thing that doesn't know what German is.... seriously look it up...
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: JEFF_H on May 06, 2010, 08:37:38 AM
(bp is lazy)

here ya go-
Justin Bieber Doesn't know what German Is.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)


and just for fun-
25 Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber-
http://www.holytaco.com/25-lesbians-who-look-justin-bieber (http://www.holytaco.com/25-lesbians-who-look-justin-bieber)
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: superjohn on May 06, 2010, 09:46:04 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 06, 2010, 08:16:50 AM
no.... remember when she flashed her who-ha..... no balls.

No balls, just curtains.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: DRKWNG on May 06, 2010, 09:47:33 AM
Quote from: JEFF_H on May 06, 2010, 08:37:38 AM
(bp is lazy)

here ya go-
Justin Bieber Doesn't know what German Is.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

Christ, just what we (Americans) need; one more complete moron out there being advertised on the world stage...
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: LMT on May 06, 2010, 09:55:08 AM
Quote from: DRKWNG on May 06, 2010, 09:47:33 AM
Christ, just what we (Americans) need; one more complete moron out there being advertised on the world stage...

He is from Canada.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: DRKWNG on May 06, 2010, 09:59:11 AM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on May 06, 2010, 09:55:08 AM
He is from Canada.

Fair enough, but that only speaks more to his stupidity. Listen to what he says around the 20 second mark; "German?  I don't know what that means.  We don't say that in America".  I'm sure Canada is very proud.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: DesmoLu on May 06, 2010, 10:05:49 AM
THAT is what everyone is chatting about? how old is that little thing?

can we start taking bets on when he first gets 1)busted with a prostitute and 2)first enters rehab?
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 06, 2010, 10:07:42 AM
Quote from: superjohn on May 06, 2010, 09:46:04 AM
No balls, just curtains.


Mmm curtains  ;D
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Pip on May 06, 2010, 10:13:15 AM
Quote from: superjohn on May 06, 2010, 09:46:04 AM
No balls, just curtains.

Matching drapes?


... [puke]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Kopfjäger on May 06, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
Justin Bieber on SNL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1BeJZBSpiA#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Ontario_Monster on May 06, 2010, 10:43:18 AM
Proud .... NFW, but we do like inflicting mind numbing vocals and stupidity on the rest of the world ..... part of our world domination plan ...... ooops said too much.

[evil]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 06, 2010, 11:04:42 AM
Quote from: Ontario_Monster on May 06, 2010, 10:43:18 AM
Proud .... NFW, but we do like inflicting mind numbing vocals and stupidity on the rest of the world ..... part of our world domination plan ...... ooops said too much.

[evil]

make the beast with two backsing celine dion.
though i do like how you guys just slipped avril levigne in there.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: CairnsDuc on May 06, 2010, 12:15:35 PM
Lets not forget Bryan Adams....
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Embyr on May 06, 2010, 12:45:09 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 06, 2010, 07:58:16 AM
It sounds like a Britney but I hear it has balls ???

not sure they have dropped yet.  my iq drops 1000x faster than his balls by watching him.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Speedbag on May 06, 2010, 12:48:31 PM
Quote from: CairnsDuc on May 06, 2010, 12:15:35 PM
Lets not forget Bryan Adams....

Canada apologized for him some time ago.  ;)
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: RAT900 on May 06, 2010, 02:40:26 PM
Quote from: DesmoLu on May 06, 2010, 10:05:49 AM
THAT is what everyone is chatting about? how old is that little thing?

can we start taking bets on when he first gets 1)busted with a prostitute and 2)first enters rehab?

male, female or pseudo-transgender prostitute?  ala' Eddy Murphy's working girl with the surprise package
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: lethe on May 06, 2010, 03:22:47 PM
Here I thought the kid's last name was Beaver, at least that's what it sounded like people said in conversations I ignored.
I say dead in a ditch with a needle in his arm within 5 years.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 03:40:31 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on May 06, 2010, 12:48:31 PM
Canada apologized for him some time ago.  ;)

No apology ... world domination!  We will be creating a nation of Zombies from the Bieber listeners .... to fetch bacon!

[evil]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 07, 2010, 04:08:44 AM
Quote from: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 03:40:31 AM
No apology ... world domination!  We will be creating a nation of Zombies from the Bieber listeners .... to fetch bacon!

[evil]

real bacon or what we are told is canadian bacon which is jsut ham... [roll]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 04:27:46 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 07, 2010, 04:08:44 AM
real bacon or what we are told is canadian bacon which is jsut ham... [roll]

Another one of our tricks to world domination .... you know we never see to complete the plan someone always has a 24 of beer kicking around or a hockey game starts.  Hmmmmm beer and bacon.

[evil] [bacon] [drink]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 07, 2010, 04:46:08 AM
Quote from: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 04:27:46 AM
Another one of our tricks to world domination .... you know we never see to complete the plan someone always has a 24 of beer kicking around or a hockey game starts.  Hmmmmm beer and bacon.

[evil] [bacon] [drink]

at least we know how to control the northern hoardes.
just throw out a few kegs and put up signs to an ice rink.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 05:29:49 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 07, 2010, 04:46:08 AM
at least we know how to control the northern hoardes.
just throw out a few kegs and put up signs to an ice rink.  [thumbsup]

This is true ..... now this summer I'm going to try to sit through a full baseball game in Cleveland .... I've never made it through one in Toronto the herion beer always gets the best of me for some reason, or maybe it is just the $13 price tag, that drives me to the nearest pub.

Still beer stays cold at a rink (nothing like old timer hockey with a 24 of beer behind the bench, and containers of false teeth in the change room), beer doesn't stay cool so much at a ball diamond, and no a cooler is not an acceptable way to keep beer cool it should be natural, a cold lake, a frozen lake, a snowbank .... folks from Minessota will back me up on this I'm sure.

[evil] [drink] [bacon]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 07, 2010, 05:41:55 AM
Quote from: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 05:29:49 AM
This is true ..... now this summer I'm going to try to sit through a full baseball game in Cleveland .... I've never made it through one in Toronto the herion beer always gets the best of me for some reason, or maybe it is just the $13 price tag, that drives me to the nearest pub.

Still beer stays cold at a rink (nothing like old timer hockey with a 24 of beer behind the bench, and containers of false teeth in the change room), beer doesn't stay cool so much at a ball diamond, and no a cooler is not an acceptable way to keep beer cool it should be natural, a cold lake, a frozen lake, a snowbank .... folks from Minessota will back me up on this I'm sure.

[evil] [drink] [bacon]

yet another reason i won't move any further north than i am now



make the beast with two backs the cold. keep your god dammed air up there next winter please.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: ducpainter on May 07, 2010, 05:42:33 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 07, 2010, 05:41:55 AM
yet another reason i won't move any further north than i am now



make the beast with two backs the cold. keep your god dammed air up there next winter please.
he can send it to me..

I'll pass it on for him.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 07, 2010, 05:43:20 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 07, 2010, 05:42:33 AM
he can send it to me..

I'll pass it on for him.

i used to like you.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: ducpainter on May 07, 2010, 05:54:15 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 07, 2010, 05:43:20 AM
i used to like you.
I have that effect on most people.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: MendoDave on May 07, 2010, 05:59:41 AM
"Hair knows where it wants to go"  [laugh]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 07, 2010, 05:41:55 AM
yet another reason i won't move any further north than i am now



make the beast with two backs the cold. keep your god dammed air up there next winter please.

All the cold air up here ... yep keeps the Air conditioning bill lower, and in the winter ... hmmmm winter body heat and bacon!  As the rapper classified says

'Our health care is free, keeps our girls banging with a full set of teeth!'

our national animal is a damn Beaver, man we love our beaver!

Oh Canada!  LMAO

That is beaver not bieber! 

[evil] [drink] [bacon]

And the S2R roam wild and free!
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 07, 2010, 07:01:04 AM
Quote from: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
All the cold air up here ... yep keeps the Air conditioning bill lower, and in the winter ... hmmmm winter body heat and bacon!  As the rapper classified says

'Our health care is free, keeps our girls banging with a full set of teeth!'

our national animal is a damn Beaver, man we love our beaver!  

Oh Canada!  LMAO

That is beaver not bieber! 

[evil] [drink] [bacon]

And the S2R roam wild and free!

how can you not laugh at that line.  [laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 07, 2010, 08:19:42 AM
WTF is a Canada?
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 08:58:54 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 07, 2010, 08:19:42 AM
WTF is a Canada?

I'd normally go on some sort of rant about what a Canadian is but ..... nah, I have to leave work early to go ride and a rant would be a waste of energy that I'm planning on using on the ride!

[evil] [drink] [bacon]

PS, we are a country of non conspiry theorist as we know aliens exist (Celine Dion), we know who killed kennedy (see mentioned previously), we know what you had for breakfast, and we know how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tooties roll, and Elvis decided to live up here with us.

Oh yea we sent you Pam Anderson, Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Sidney Crosby, Celine Dion, Michael J Fox, Jason Priestly and Nickleback .... we kept the best for ourselves.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Kopfjäger on May 07, 2010, 10:52:18 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 07, 2010, 08:19:42 AM
WTF is a Canada?

[laugh] [drink]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: NorDog on May 07, 2010, 01:52:07 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 07, 2010, 08:19:42 AM
WTF is a Canada?


(http://stuffandthingsblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/canada-americas-hat-tshirt-1.jpg)
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Rob Hilding on May 07, 2010, 03:06:07 PM
Real spelling:

CND

Pronounced:

C eh N eh D eh

Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: RAT900 on May 07, 2010, 09:50:31 PM
Remember the Fenian Raids of 1867!!!!

The Frostbacks are not to be trusted...they are like V's

They conspire to infiltrate the States and make us milder
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: sleeperbold on May 08, 2010, 06:08:25 PM

What would something that young have to song about? What sort of life experience is it gleaning on? What? Are all of it's songs about "stickers" or "pudding" or how all of the girls in it's class are taller than it? Thanks for telling us what the next big thing should be Disney  >:(
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: DoubleEagle on May 08, 2010, 10:27:21 PM
Quote from: DesmoLu on May 06, 2010, 10:05:49 AM
THAT is what everyone is chatting about? how old is that little thing?

can we start taking bets on when he first gets 1)busted with a prostitute and 2)first enters rehab?
I think he's 14.

Busted w, a prostitute and Rehab...16 1/2.

Dolph    :)
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Oldfisti on May 11, 2010, 11:19:40 AM
Hey JB is on Oprah today.


His mom is totally hot.


Since he's 16 I would imagine she was pregnant as soon as possible since she looks 30 or less.


I couldn't watch more than 3 minutes so That's all I have to report.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: NorDog on May 11, 2010, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: alfisti on May 11, 2010, 11:19:40 AM
Hey JB is on Oprah today.


His mom is totally hot.


Since he's 16 I would imagine she was pregnant as soon as possible since she looks 30 or less.


I couldn't watch more than 3 minutes so That's all I have to report.

Does she look like Stifler's mom?
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on May 11, 2010, 03:02:53 PM
Quote from: alfisti on May 11, 2010, 11:19:40 AM

His mom is totally hot.


Since he's 16 I would imagine she was pregnant as soon as possible since she looks 30 or less.


I couldn't watch more than 3 minutes so That's all I have to report.

My wife went to the same school as her and his Dad. His Dad was in the same class as my wife. My wife said his Dad was a weirdo and his Mom got up the duff when they were still in school.'


Dirty little feckers.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 11, 2010, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: Duck Fat on May 11, 2010, 03:02:53 PM
My wife went to the same school as her and his Dad. His Dad was in the same class as my wife. My wife said his Dad was a weirdo and his Mom got up the duff when they were still in school.'


Dirty little feckers.

got up the duff?
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on May 11, 2010, 05:48:31 PM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 11, 2010, 05:44:59 PM
got up the duff?

Pregnant.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on May 11, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
Quote from: Duck Fat on May 11, 2010, 05:48:31 PM
Pregnant.

thanks. i'm not down with the lingo
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 11, 2010, 06:16:08 PM
Quote from: Duck Fat on May 11, 2010, 05:48:31 PM
Pregnant.

I was going to assume it meant anal.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Oldfisti on May 11, 2010, 06:17:45 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 11, 2010, 06:16:08 PM
I was going to assume it meant anal.


As was I...
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on May 11, 2010, 07:43:02 PM
I suppose he could have been born anally?
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: DRKWNG on May 11, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 11, 2010, 06:16:08 PM
I was going to assume it meant anal.

One can only hope.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on June 03, 2010, 08:28:13 PM
hahaha...i can take 32...how about you?

(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/17_32.jpg)

and the link....
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber/go (http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber/go)
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on June 03, 2010, 09:58:42 PM
Damn, I could only take on 23.

No fair, I actually know kung fu.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: GAAN on June 03, 2010, 10:25:20 PM
I'm a beiber slaughtering god

(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/17_34.jpg)
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: RAT900 on June 03, 2010, 10:37:08 PM
Damn I only hit 30....I feel I have failed humanity
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: zzilla on June 03, 2010, 10:50:53 PM
<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber"><img src="http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/17_32.jpg" alt="How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?" /></a>
<p>Created by <a href="http://theoatmeal.com">Oatmeal</a></p>



edit: 32

I'm not so good at this internets thing ;D
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Oldfisti on June 04, 2010, 02:35:32 AM
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/17_32.jpg)


Bring it on muthamake the beast with two backsaz!
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on June 04, 2010, 04:35:55 AM
i think i could have taken on more if i had been in more fights in my life.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Pip on June 04, 2010, 04:42:34 AM
Pacifist? (moose) lover not a (moose) fighter?
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: KnightofNi on June 04, 2010, 04:47:55 AM
Quote from: The Happy Pip on June 04, 2010, 04:42:34 AM
Pacifist? (moose) lover not a (moose) fighter?

nah, i'm part ginger. i'm always ready to throw down.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Pip on June 04, 2010, 04:57:48 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 04, 2010, 04:47:55 AM
nah, i'm part ginger. i'm always ready to throw down.

[laugh]
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Grampa on June 04, 2010, 06:09:06 AM
34


die brood die
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Bick on February 21, 2011, 12:32:25 PM
Justin Bieber Shot and Killed on CSI [High Quality] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zb64y6Nvs0#normal)
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Oldfisti on February 21, 2011, 12:42:20 PM
It's about friggin' time!
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Bick on February 21, 2011, 12:46:57 PM
Quote from: alfisti on February 21, 2011, 12:42:20 PM
It's about friggin' time!

I thought so.  [evil] ;D
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: Speedbag on February 21, 2011, 01:33:26 PM
Now if life would imitate art all of a sudden, instead of the other way around, we'd have something.
Title: Re: WTF is a Justin Bieber?
Post by: The Architect on February 21, 2011, 02:07:21 PM
Bieber?

I thought is name was Beaver?