WTF is a Justin Bieber?

Started by Grampa, May 06, 2010, 07:58:16 AM

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Ontario_Monster

Proud .... NFW, but we do like inflicting mind numbing vocals and stupidity on the rest of the world ..... part of our world domination plan ...... ooops said too much.

[evil]
Ducati ..... Ducati ..... Ducati ..... It just makes me smile!

Harley drivers in short/t-shirts/and salad bowls .... make me laugh.

KnightofNi

Quote from: Ontario_Monster on May 06, 2010, 10:43:18 AM
Proud .... NFW, but we do like inflicting mind numbing vocals and stupidity on the rest of the world ..... part of our world domination plan ...... ooops said too much.

[evil]

make the beast with two backsing celine dion.
though i do like how you guys just slipped avril levigne in there.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

CairnsDuc

Lets not forget Bryan Adams....

Embyr

Quote from: bobspapa on May 06, 2010, 07:58:16 AM
It sounds like a Britney but I hear it has balls ???

not sure they have dropped yet.  my iq drops 1000x faster than his balls by watching him.

Speedbag

Quote from: CairnsDuc on May 06, 2010, 12:15:35 PM
Lets not forget Bryan Adams....

Canada apologized for him some time ago.  ;)
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RAT900

Quote from: DesmoLu on May 06, 2010, 10:05:49 AM
THAT is what everyone is chatting about? how old is that little thing?

can we start taking bets on when he first gets 1)busted with a prostitute and 2)first enters rehab?

male, female or pseudo-transgender prostitute?  ala' Eddy Murphy's working girl with the surprise package
This is an insult to the Pez community

lethe

Here I thought the kid's last name was Beaver, at least that's what it sounded like people said in conversations I ignored.
I say dead in a ditch with a needle in his arm within 5 years.
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Ontario_Monster

Quote from: Speedbag on May 06, 2010, 12:48:31 PM
Canada apologized for him some time ago.  ;)

No apology ... world domination!  We will be creating a nation of Zombies from the Bieber listeners .... to fetch bacon!

[evil]
Ducati ..... Ducati ..... Ducati ..... It just makes me smile!

Harley drivers in short/t-shirts/and salad bowls .... make me laugh.

KnightofNi

Quote from: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 03:40:31 AM
No apology ... world domination!  We will be creating a nation of Zombies from the Bieber listeners .... to fetch bacon!

[evil]

real bacon or what we are told is canadian bacon which is jsut ham... [roll]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Ontario_Monster

Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 07, 2010, 04:08:44 AM
real bacon or what we are told is canadian bacon which is jsut ham... [roll]

Another one of our tricks to world domination .... you know we never see to complete the plan someone always has a 24 of beer kicking around or a hockey game starts.  Hmmmmm beer and bacon.

[evil] [bacon] [drink]
Ducati ..... Ducati ..... Ducati ..... It just makes me smile!

Harley drivers in short/t-shirts/and salad bowls .... make me laugh.

KnightofNi

Quote from: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 04:27:46 AM
Another one of our tricks to world domination .... you know we never see to complete the plan someone always has a 24 of beer kicking around or a hockey game starts.  Hmmmmm beer and bacon.

[evil] [bacon] [drink]

at least we know how to control the northern hoardes.
just throw out a few kegs and put up signs to an ice rink.  [thumbsup]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Ontario_Monster

Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 07, 2010, 04:46:08 AM
at least we know how to control the northern hoardes.
just throw out a few kegs and put up signs to an ice rink.  [thumbsup]

This is true ..... now this summer I'm going to try to sit through a full baseball game in Cleveland .... I've never made it through one in Toronto the herion beer always gets the best of me for some reason, or maybe it is just the $13 price tag, that drives me to the nearest pub.

Still beer stays cold at a rink (nothing like old timer hockey with a 24 of beer behind the bench, and containers of false teeth in the change room), beer doesn't stay cool so much at a ball diamond, and no a cooler is not an acceptable way to keep beer cool it should be natural, a cold lake, a frozen lake, a snowbank .... folks from Minessota will back me up on this I'm sure.

[evil] [drink] [bacon]
Ducati ..... Ducati ..... Ducati ..... It just makes me smile!

Harley drivers in short/t-shirts/and salad bowls .... make me laugh.

KnightofNi

Quote from: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 05:29:49 AM
This is true ..... now this summer I'm going to try to sit through a full baseball game in Cleveland .... I've never made it through one in Toronto the herion beer always gets the best of me for some reason, or maybe it is just the $13 price tag, that drives me to the nearest pub.

Still beer stays cold at a rink (nothing like old timer hockey with a 24 of beer behind the bench, and containers of false teeth in the change room), beer doesn't stay cool so much at a ball diamond, and no a cooler is not an acceptable way to keep beer cool it should be natural, a cold lake, a frozen lake, a snowbank .... folks from Minessota will back me up on this I'm sure.

[evil] [drink] [bacon]

yet another reason i won't move any further north than i am now



make the beast with two backs the cold. keep your god dammed air up there next winter please.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpainter

Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 07, 2010, 05:41:55 AM
yet another reason i won't move any further north than i am now



make the beast with two backs the cold. keep your god dammed air up there next winter please.
he can send it to me..

I'll pass it on for him.
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KnightofNi

Quote from: ducpainter on May 07, 2010, 05:42:33 AM
he can send it to me..

I'll pass it on for him.

i used to like you.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)