WTF is a Justin Bieber?

Started by Grampa, May 06, 2010, 07:58:16 AM

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ducpainter

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Ontario_Monster

Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 07, 2010, 05:41:55 AM
yet another reason i won't move any further north than i am now



make the beast with two backs the cold. keep your god dammed air up there next winter please.

All the cold air up here ... yep keeps the Air conditioning bill lower, and in the winter ... hmmmm winter body heat and bacon!  As the rapper classified says

'Our health care is free, keeps our girls banging with a full set of teeth!'

our national animal is a damn Beaver, man we love our beaver!

Oh Canada!  LMAO

That is beaver not bieber! 

[evil] [drink] [bacon]

And the S2R roam wild and free!
Ducati ..... Ducati ..... Ducati ..... It just makes me smile!

Harley drivers in short/t-shirts/and salad bowls .... make me laugh.

KnightofNi

Quote from: Ontario_Monster on May 07, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
All the cold air up here ... yep keeps the Air conditioning bill lower, and in the winter ... hmmmm winter body heat and bacon!  As the rapper classified says

'Our health care is free, keeps our girls banging with a full set of teeth!'

our national animal is a damn Beaver, man we love our beaver!

Oh Canada!  LMAO

That is beaver not bieber! 

[evil] [drink] [bacon]

And the S2R roam wild and free!

how can you not laugh at that line.  [laugh] [clap]
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Ontario_Monster

Quote from: Ducaholic on May 07, 2010, 08:19:42 AM
WTF is a Canada?

I'd normally go on some sort of rant about what a Canadian is but ..... nah, I have to leave work early to go ride and a rant would be a waste of energy that I'm planning on using on the ride!

[evil] [drink] [bacon]

PS, we are a country of non conspiry theorist as we know aliens exist (Celine Dion), we know who killed kennedy (see mentioned previously), we know what you had for breakfast, and we know how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tooties roll, and Elvis decided to live up here with us.

Oh yea we sent you Pam Anderson, Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Sidney Crosby, Celine Dion, Michael J Fox, Jason Priestly and Nickleback .... we kept the best for ourselves.
Ducati ..... Ducati ..... Ducati ..... It just makes me smile!

Harley drivers in short/t-shirts/and salad bowls .... make me laugh.

Kopfjäger

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RAT900

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sleeperbold


What would something that young have to song about? What sort of life experience is it gleaning on? What? Are all of it's songs about "stickers" or "pudding" or how all of the girls in it's class are taller than it? Thanks for telling us what the next big thing should be Disney  >:(

DoubleEagle

Quote from: DesmoLu on May 06, 2010, 10:05:49 AM
THAT is what everyone is chatting about? how old is that little thing?

can we start taking bets on when he first gets 1)busted with a prostitute and 2)first enters rehab?
I think he's 14.

Busted w, a prostitute and Rehab...16 1/2.

Dolph    :)
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Oldfisti

Hey JB is on Oprah today.


His mom is totally hot.


Since he's 16 I would imagine she was pregnant as soon as possible since she looks 30 or less.


I couldn't watch more than 3 minutes so That's all I have to report.
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Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
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NorDog

Quote from: alfisti on May 11, 2010, 11:19:40 AM
Hey JB is on Oprah today.


His mom is totally hot.


Since he's 16 I would imagine she was pregnant as soon as possible since she looks 30 or less.


I couldn't watch more than 3 minutes so That's all I have to report.

Does she look like Stifler's mom?
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


Stinky Wizzleteats

Quote from: alfisti on May 11, 2010, 11:19:40 AM

His mom is totally hot.


Since he's 16 I would imagine she was pregnant as soon as possible since she looks 30 or less.


I couldn't watch more than 3 minutes so That's all I have to report.

My wife went to the same school as her and his Dad. His Dad was in the same class as my wife. My wife said his Dad was a weirdo and his Mom got up the duff when they were still in school.'


Dirty little feckers.
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