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Title: Hiring College Interns
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 07, 2010, 07:01:10 AM
SS/L employs college students through our College Intern Program. While students usually work during the summer months, they may work throughout the year. The objective of the College Intern Program is to enhance our future recruiting position for college graduates, providing the company with fresh ideas and perspectives, and providing valuable work experience for the students.

For consistency, we need to observe the following ground rules in selecting college intern hires:

At a minimum, candidates must have completed one full year of college and be entering their sophomore year.

Candidates must be majoring in a discipline from which SS/L normally recruits, i.e., engineering, finance, business administration, or computer science. The area of a student's study must be directly related to the needs of the organization in which the summer hire employee will work.

Candidates must be attending an accredited school within the United States.

Candidates must meet all normal employment requirements, including U.S. Person documentation.

Students meeting the above criteria will be employed, as an SS/L temporary employee (not as a temporary agency employee), for a maximum of 120 days between May and September. At the end of the assignment, the summer hire employee will be terminated as a "Release Upon Completion of a Temporary Assignment."


2009 Summer Hire Classifications and Rates of Pay

Undergraduates

Technical Majors:


Class Standing  Classification
Class Code/SG
Salary

Senior
College Intern Sr. â€" Technical
E2SI04/04
$4,095.00

Junior
College Intern Jr. â€" Technical
E2SI03/03
$3,550.00

Sophomore
College Intern So. â€" Technical
E2SI02/02
$2,745.00


Business Majors:


Class Standing  Classification
Class Code/SG
Salary

Senior
College  Intern Sr. - Business
U2SI03/03
$3,350.00

Sophomore or Junior
College  Intern S/J â€" Business
U2SI02/02
$2,745.00




Email me if you know anyone qualified.



AFAIK, corporate housing is provided in Palo Alto. Not a bad gig.

Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: GAAN on May 07, 2010, 07:04:55 AM
um

correct me if i'm wrong

but

does not the word "Intern" usually mean

employment without pay

Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: Triple J on May 07, 2010, 07:07:36 AM
Not necessarily. We pay our interns as well...and I was paid as an intern back in the day.
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: GAAN on May 07, 2010, 07:07:59 AM
I have just been informed I am rawng

My internship that I get to look forward to sometime in the next little while is 3-4 months long and I get to pay them for the opportunity to work for no pay

I hope all you white collar types get burs in your socks!!!
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: DCXCV on May 07, 2010, 07:10:24 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 07, 2010, 07:04:55 AM
um

correct me if i'm wrong

but

does not the word "Intern" usually mean

employment without pay



No, just means employment where the focus is learning the job more so than working for money, though sometimes those positions do not pay I'd think most do.  

It also means imprison   [laugh]
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2010, 07:25:21 AM
Is there a drug test involved?




(internships go either way on pay. I was paid for 2 and not paid for one.......which if I did get paid for that one, I'd probably have donated the money because I didn't do shit)
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: He Man on May 07, 2010, 07:37:55 AM
I interned at a hospital once, I didnt get paid, but they did give you free lunch atleast.  :P WILL WORK FOR FOOD.

What do the Interns do?
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 07, 2010, 07:44:35 AM
Quote from: DCXCV on May 07, 2010, 07:10:24 AM
No, just means employment where the focus is learning the job more so than working for money, though sometimes those positions do not pay I'd think most do. 

It also means imprison   [laugh]

These salaries listed are considered pretty low around here.


Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2010, 07:25:21 AM
Is there a drug test involved?


No, but really, is that the first thing that comes to mind? Wtf?

Quote from: He Man on May 07, 2010, 07:37:55 AM
I interned at a hospital once, I didnt get paid, but they did give you free lunch atleast.  :P WILL WORK FOR FOOD.

What do the Interns do?

It depends on what they're studying.



You of all people, should apply.
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2010, 07:58:29 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 07, 2010, 07:44:35 AM
No, but really, is that the first thing that comes to mind? Wtf?

Did you lose your sense of humor???

come on now.

I'd pass with a doctor's note due to my surgery issues as some of my medication would draw a flag.
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 07, 2010, 08:03:27 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2010, 07:58:29 AM
Did you lose your sense of humor???

come on now.

I'd pass with a doctor's note due to my surgery issues as some of my medication would draw a flag.

I'm hungover.


You are not in college.
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: He Man on May 07, 2010, 08:06:12 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2010, 07:58:29 AM
Did you lose your sense of humor???

come on now.

I'd pass with a doctor's note due to my surgery issues as some of my medication would draw a flag.

medicinal marijuana. [coffee] except its not a cup!
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: erkishhorde on May 07, 2010, 08:25:52 AM
Define technical. I'm a structural engineering major master's student. All I have left is my project but technically since I haven't graduated I'm still a student.  ;D
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: zooom on May 07, 2010, 08:32:55 AM
is there a "RATE ME" skirt or boob test that unnofficially goes along with the hiring?!?!?!
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 07, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
They didn't define it so I won't either. I would just give it a shot.



I'll be happy to rate any of the potential hotties interns.
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2010, 09:19:56 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 07, 2010, 08:03:27 AM
I'm hungover.


You are not in college.

I wish I was in college still

and

I don't live in Palo Alto.


But I do start college (somewhat) again in August, but I won't be leaving my current job for an internship
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: Pip on May 07, 2010, 09:55:53 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 07, 2010, 07:01:10 AM

For consistency, we need to observe the following ground rules in selecting college intern hires:

At a minimum, candidates must have completed one full year of college and be entering their sophomore year. BE HOT.

Candidates must be majoring in a discipline from which SS/L normally recruits, i.e., engineering, finance, business administration, or computer science. The area of a student's study must be directly related to the needs of the organization in which the summer hire employee will work. HOT

Candidates must be attending an accredited school within the United States. HOT.

Candidates must meet all normal employment requirements, including U.S. Person documentation. BE HOT


Fixed.  ;D
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: ducrider45 on May 07, 2010, 10:17:54 AM
Our college interns get paid $12 per hour and get to go full time during the summer months. Cant find any that qualify though. Must be in a construction management or engineering program. Must be able to work 3 days a week during the school year.
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2010, 11:51:13 AM
Quote from: ducrider45 on May 07, 2010, 10:17:54 AM
Our college interns get paid $12 per hour and get to go full time during the summer months. Cant find any that qualify though. Must be in a construction management or engineering program. Must be able to work 3 days a week during the school year.

Wow, 3 days a week during the school year?

Like a full 8hr day or kind of when you are done with class?


That would be really hard to do if you are carrying a full course load.

I could only imagine working days 3 days a week while carrying 18 credit hours.
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: Triple J on May 07, 2010, 12:50:46 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2010, 11:51:13 AM
Wow, 3 days a week during the school year?

Like a full 8hr day or kind of when you are done with class?


That would be really hard to do if you are carrying a full course load.

I could only imagine working days 3 days a week while carrying 18 credit hours.

Wimp.  ;D

I worked 32 hours/week almost all thru school. 40 during summer.

It would be tough though if you were looking at having to fit it in during normal working hours. I worked 3-11 pm.  ;)
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: Vindingo on May 07, 2010, 01:02:39 PM
Quote from: Triple J on May 07, 2010, 12:50:46 PM

I worked 32 hours/week almost all thru school. 40 during summer.

It would be tough though if you were looking at having to fit it in during normal working hours. I worked 3-11 pm.  ;)

I worked about 30 with my 18hr course load.  Most of the time I got half of the time done on the weekends and was able to work at whatever time I wanted. 

I never understood people who worked internships for free.  Always seemed like a scam to me. 
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: He Man on May 07, 2010, 01:30:27 PM
How many hours of work must be put into each hour of class room instruction?
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: NorDog on May 07, 2010, 01:42:28 PM
Quote from: He Man on May 07, 2010, 07:37:55 AM

What do the Interns do?


I hear there's something about a cigar and a blue dress.
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: LMT on May 07, 2010, 02:08:07 PM
Going to paramedic school?


Quote from: Mother on May 07, 2010, 07:07:59 AM
I have just been informed I am rawng

My internship that I get to look forward to sometime in the next little while is 3-4 months long and I get to pay them for the opportunity to work for no pay

I hope all you white collar types get burs in your socks!!!
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: JBubble on May 07, 2010, 04:09:35 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on May 07, 2010, 02:08:07 PM
Going to paramedic school?



Yeah, he's doing his pre-reqs now. It may get interesting when he's trying to work full time and do the internship at the same time. He might lose what little is left of his sanity.
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2010, 06:17:42 PM
Quote from: He Man on May 07, 2010, 01:30:27 PM
How many hours of work must be put into each hour of class room instruction?


Trying to think if you are being serious or not, but will answer.

That is a very very interesting question.

I carried 18hr a week course load for 3 semesters out of 8 (my university was 2 semesters a year, by 4.......so 8 total)

I also took summer school to meet the demands of the amount of credits to graduate.


It really depends on the class. I had my business classes and then required bullshit liberal arts classes.

Obviously the liberal arts classes involved less work then the 3 hours a week I sat listening to a moron babel about stupid shit.

A three hour a week Financial Management class, depending on the week, could end up costing me 10-15 hours of outside of class work depending on the project, assignment, presentation, etc.

Thank God I got my father's intelligence, but I didn't get his worth ethic and more importantly his science understanding.

If so, I'd most likely be a make the beast with two backsing doctor if any one of you could believe that.

Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: ducatiz on May 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
what size breasts are required for the pay grades?
Title: Re: Hiring College Interns
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 07, 2010, 08:32:03 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
what size breasts are required for the pay grades?

A thru C match up with the three listed.

D's and up just get a marriage proposal, which pays more.