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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Oldfisti on May 10, 2010, 10:40:08 AM

Title: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: Oldfisti on May 10, 2010, 10:40:08 AM
http://www.crabrevenge.com/ (http://www.crabrevenge.com/)


BTW where has Piller been?
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: avizpls on May 10, 2010, 10:52:30 AM
I wonder who decides which trends pop up when. I've seen this a few times today.

some replies:

Wow they should do this with cockroaches too

and AIDS!

"Thank you SO much you saved my marridge! My wife broke it off with her new lover because she thought he gave her crabs, wish I had found this site sooner!"
Ryan - Hamilton

"but now i have crabs, and a baby that isn't mine"
Ryan - Hamilton
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 10, 2010, 10:58:44 AM
Too bad I didn't come up with the idea to sell "little purple dots" for money.

Is there some sort of guaranty with this purchase?

"Guaranteed your ex-lover will have the 7-day itch or your money back!!"
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: hatewinter on May 10, 2010, 11:46:25 AM
never in a million years did I think I would see that.  The ingenuity is admirable in a wierd way.
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: RAT900 on May 10, 2010, 12:05:50 PM
Quote from: alfisti on May 10, 2010, 10:40:08 AM



BTW where has Piller been?

With any luck he found an old lamp cord, stripped the ends and taped the exposed wires to each temple and is busy plugging it into a working electrical outlet repeatedly
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: Oldfisti on May 10, 2010, 03:08:41 PM
^^^hahaha!


The red package sounds nasty...


Red Package   (http://www.crabrevenge.com/redcrab.jpg)

Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs - One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid off and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid off and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee than nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!

Price - £34.99
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: duc_poultry on May 10, 2010, 03:10:36 PM
hahahahahahaha "Oh P.S. you have crabs  [thumbsup]"
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: superjohn on May 10, 2010, 03:17:26 PM
But are these really that effective in this day and age when pubes appear to be in as much decline as spelling and grammar?
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: Adamm0621 on May 10, 2010, 03:44:31 PM
^^^^ Shaving the pubic region won't get rid of the crabs.  They aren't attracted to the hair, but to the warmth, the darkness, and the oils that are secreted around that region of the body.  No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. [cheeky]
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: Buckethead on May 10, 2010, 03:54:24 PM
Quote from: Adamm3406 on May 10, 2010, 03:44:31 PM
^^^^ Shaving the pubic region won't get rid of the crabs.  They aren't attracted to the hair, but to the warmth, the darkness, and the oils that are secreted around that region of the body.  No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. [cheeky]

Plus, you're in the Army, so your knowledge of crabs is... what's the word... encyclopedic? 

;)

Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 10, 2010, 05:12:37 PM
Quote from: Adamm3406 on May 10, 2010, 03:44:31 PM
No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. [cheeky]

Now that's funny!! 
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: NoisyDante on May 10, 2010, 09:25:46 PM
Quote from: Adamm3406 on May 10, 2010, 03:44:31 PM
No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. [cheeky]

Yea, Holiday Inn's will tend to do that (give you crabs that is)  ;)
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: Rufus120 on May 11, 2010, 07:01:08 AM
How on earth did you find this?
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: Oldfisti on May 11, 2010, 10:06:36 AM
Quote from: Rufus120 on May 11, 2010, 07:01:08 AM
How on earth did you find this?


I saw the link on EHOWA.


How could I not share a gem like this?


;)
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on May 11, 2010, 02:24:16 PM
I forwarded the link to a friend who's d-bag hubby cheated on her...  [evil]














[bacon]
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: 1KDS on May 11, 2010, 05:16:00 PM
Heard about this on Todd N Tyler this morning, that F strain is some nasty stuff.
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: KnightofNi on May 11, 2010, 06:25:18 PM
this is completely evil and make the beast with two backsed up
Title: Re: The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!
Post by: DoubleEagle on May 11, 2010, 08:56:27 PM
I'm sure a lot worse things have been perpetrated in the name of revenge. ( Lorena Bobbit not included ) .

The problem often is the cheater or offender is gone with no way to transfer the little critters.

Dolph     :)