The Ultimate Revenge - man I wish I thought of this!

[Oldfisti]

http://www.crabrevenge.com/


BTW where has Piller been?

[avizpls]

I wonder who decides which trends pop up when. I've seen this a few times today.

some replies:

Wow they should do this with cockroaches too

and AIDS!

"Thank you SO much you saved my marridge! My wife broke it off with her new lover because she thought he gave her crabs, wish I had found this site sooner!"
Ryan - Hamilton

"but now i have crabs, and a baby that isn't mine"
Ryan - Hamilton

[The Bearded Duc]

Too bad I didn't come up with the idea to sell "little purple dots" for money.

Is there some sort of guaranty with this purchase?

"Guaranteed your ex-lover will have the 7-day itch or your money back!!"

[hatewinter]

never in a million years did I think I would see that.  The ingenuity is admirable in a wierd way.

[RAT900]

BTW where has Piller been?

With any luck he found an old lamp cord, stripped the ends and taped the exposed wires to each temple and is busy plugging it into a working electrical outlet repeatedly

[Oldfisti]

^^^hahaha!


The red package sounds nasty...


Red Package   

Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs - One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid off and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid off and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee than nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!

Price - £34.99

[duc_poultry]

hahahahahahaha "Oh P.S. you have crabs  "

[superjohn]

But are these really that effective in this day and age when pubes appear to be in as much decline as spelling and grammar?

[Adamm0621]

^^^^ Shaving the pubic region won't get rid of the crabs.  They aren't attracted to the hair, but to the warmth, the darkness, and the oils that are secreted around that region of the body.  No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[Buckethead]

^^^^ Shaving the pubic region won't get rid of the crabs.  They aren't attracted to the hair, but to the warmth, the darkness, and the oils that are secreted around that region of the body.  No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Plus, you're in the Army, so your knowledge of crabs is... what's the word... encyclopedic? 

[The Bearded Duc]

No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Now that's funny!! 

[NoisyDante]

No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Yea, Holiday Inn's will tend to do that (give you crabs that is) 

[Rufus120]

How on earth did you find this?

[Oldfisti]

How on earth did you find this?

I saw the link on EHOWA.


How could I not share a gem like this?

[The Bacon Junkie]

I forwarded the link to a friend who's d-bag hubby cheated on her...