Seems that we've had a few of these in the past month.
So who is going to make the big announcement next?
(No, it won't be me. It can't be me. My ability to produce little cyrus buelton's ended in December)
My vote goes to He Man
Piller.
Hey as long as its not me I'm good. Though I am planning to have the "talk" with my girlfriend's dad this weekend.
My vote is for Painter. Hell, even old guys can spread the seed right?
I got a job.
oh wait..... wrong topic
[laugh]
If a half man half moose creature is spotted in the North East I think we can rest assured who the proud papa is.
sac
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/tmoose.jpg?t=1273857750)
Quote from: metallimonster on May 14, 2010, 08:07:29 AM
Hey as long as its not me I'm good. Though I am planning to have the "talk" with my girlfriend's dad this weekend.
My vote is for Painter. Hell, even old guys can spread the seed right?
Wait a second..........didn't you yield my advice to move on????? Oh Jay.......I am emailing you
They make all sorts of meds to help the older folks able to spread the love.............
My wife and I are getting ready for the birth of our second child. She is due four weeks and one day from today, on my birthday of all days. Our little boy is almost 20 months old right now, and I don't think he realizes that he is about to have a little sister, although he does keep kissing mommy's stomach.
The Doc
My wife and I are expecting our first in/around decemberish time frame.
Either will punch me when the next see me in person (and so will their fellas)... But I vote DesmoLu and JBubble!
;D
I love you both - so please don't hit me in the face.
I think I joked about this once.... ;)
In related news, no-make the beast with two backsing-way
Quote from: yuu on May 14, 2010, 09:22:03 AM
Either will punch me when the next see me in person (and so will their fellas)... But I vote DesmoLu and JBubble!
;D
I love you both - so please don't hit me in the face.
Jesus, don't let Mother breed. Can you imagine how angst filled and moody that teenaged kid would be? Ain't enough eyeliner and razor blades on the planet I tells ya'. He'll make Holden Caulfield look like a carnival barker.
:P
sac
Quote from: bobspapa on May 14, 2010, 08:28:14 AM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/tmoose.jpg?t=1273857750)
Joel, this is the coolest thing I've seen all day.
sac
Quote from: yuu on May 14, 2010, 09:22:03 AM
Either will punch me when the next see me in person (and so will their fellas)... But I vote DesmoLu and JBubble!
;D
I love you both - so please don't hit me in the face.
Now now, we've got another year or so before that process starts. But we're already arguing over names. [thumbsup]
I think Juddddd will get preggers next. ;D
Ps; Joel that's some funny shit.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 14, 2010, 07:40:43 AM
My vote goes to He Man
You have no idea how badly id hurt you if that were to happen. >:(
Quote from: He Man on May 14, 2010, 09:52:17 AM
You have no idea how badly id hurt you if that were to happen. >:(
You do have that sort of luck. :-\
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 14, 2010, 09:54:19 AM
You do have that sort of luck. :-\
No manner of luck, good, bad or just odd, can over come the fact a gym sock cannot bare children.
Ah the saintly gym sock :-[
Quote from: He Man on May 14, 2010, 09:52:17 AM
You have no idea how badly id hurt you if that were to happen. >:(
Dude, i would be the last one involved if you and a girl were to be expecting a baby..............
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 14, 2010, 09:54:19 AM
You do have that sort of luck. :-\
That's kind of what I thought.
Quote from: SacDuc on May 14, 2010, 09:42:42 AM
Jesus, don't let Mother breed. Can you imagine how angst filled and moody that teenaged kid would be? Ain't enough eyeliner and razor blades on the planet I tells ya'. He'll make Holden Caulfield look like a carnival barker.
:P
sac
my kid will be technically and tactically proficient
his eyeliner will be aesthetically pleasing
and
his bilateral wrist lacs will be the appropriate orientation and depth
He may be angsty but he will be successful
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 14, 2010, 10:02:05 AM
Dude, i would be the last one involved if you and a girl were to be expecting a baby..............
That's kind of what I thought.
EVILL!!!! you put the words into the air. Granted theres the planned pregnancy and the unplanned. Ive only ever had 1 , oh snap momment in my life. and I dont ever want to relive it.
Any negativity I have unleashed today was reversed after my lunch time experience at Subway.
A girl two ahead of me passed out in line and fell into the chip rack.
while everyone else stood around, my previous first responder training kicked in and I assisted until the Paramedics arrived.
Based on symptoms and the big bottle of tanning accelerator........I would say she was a bit dehydrated, hadn't eaten, went tanning for too long, it was warm outside, and even warmer standing in line at Subway. That will totally make you fall like a sack of potatoes.
Therefore.......any ill-will thoughts I threw out today were reversed by helping.
God, I'd love to repeat what this little 5yr old boy said as they wheeled her out, but I'll get banned if I repeat it.
The LT of the fire department unit and I about died laughing.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 14, 2010, 11:29:04 AM
God, I'd love to repeat what this little 5yr old boy said as they wheeled her out, but I'll get banned if I repeat it.
The LT of the fire department unit and I about died laughing.
tease.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 14, 2010, 11:29:04 AM
Any negativity I have unleashed today was reversed after my lunch time experience at Subway.
A girl two ahead of me passed out in line and fell into the chip rack.
while everyone else stood around, my previous first responder training kicked in and I assisted until the Paramedics arrived.
Based on symptoms and the big bottle of tanning accelerator........I would say she was a bit dehydrated, hadn't eaten, went tanning for too long, it was warm outside, and even warmer standing in line at Subway. That will totally make you fall like a sack of potatoes.
Therefore.......any ill-will thoughts I threw out today were reversed by helping.
God, I'd love to repeat what this little 5yr old boy said as they wheeled her out, but I'll get banned if I repeat it.
The LT of the fire department unit and I about died laughing.
send her a good neighbor bill ;)
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 14, 2010, 11:29:04 AM
Any negativity I have unleashed today was reversed after my lunch time experience at Subway.
A girl two ahead of me passed out in line and fell into the chip rack.
while everyone else stood around, my previous first responder training kicked in and I assisted until the Paramedics arrived.
Based on symptoms and the big bottle of tanning accelerator........I would say she was a bit dehydrated, hadn't eaten, went tanning for too long, it was warm outside, and even warmer standing in line at Subway. That will totally make you fall like a sack of potatoes.
Therefore.......any ill-will thoughts I threw out today were reversed by helping.
God, I'd love to repeat what this little 5yr old boy said as they wheeled her out, but I'll get banned if I repeat it.
The LT of the fire department unit and I about died laughing.
Did you give her mouth to mouth recreation?
My electrons needs resuscitation.
you should post up the information somewhere else...the LINK US TO IT!!!!
Quote from: derby on May 14, 2010, 11:31:48 AM
tease.
Fine, I'll post it since it is true and it came from a 5yr old boy having lunch with his Mom. I can't control what he said.
But as they wheeled the patient out the front door, I was grabbing my soda from the cooler and followed the last of the EMS out and he blurts:
"Mommy? Was that a boy or a girl they took out?"
Quote from: JBubble on May 14, 2010, 09:48:02 AM
Now now, we've got another year or so before that process starts. But we're already arguing over names. [thumbsup]
Seeing as I am enrolling in midwifery school soon, you guys need to wait three years so I can be your midwife.
Sorry, there is no compromise on this one.
;D [laugh]
I vote Jbubble, in the library, with the candlestick.
:P
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 14, 2010, 02:07:01 PM
I vote Jbubble, in the library, with the candlestick.
:P
I cant tell if this is a slam on Mother's baby making equipment or a compliment. [laugh]
Take off on the game "clue"
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 14, 2010, 02:20:05 PM
Take off on the game "clue"
Yes, I was referring to the "candlestick" part ;)
so im guessing shes not that hot
My future baby mama is about to pop. I'll be a daddy in 14 days [thumbsup]
What the hell did I miss...
Is TiNi prego??
Nevermind....I found it.
I got #2 arriving in august
Quote from: Betty Rage on May 14, 2010, 02:22:21 PM
Yes, I was referring to the "candlestick" part ;)
Waxing lyrical then.
Quote from: Betty Rage on May 14, 2010, 02:11:18 PM
I cant tell if this is a slam on Mother's baby making equipment or a compliment. [laugh]
;D
(http://2pat.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/candlestick-park.jpeg)
Quote from: Grifo on May 14, 2010, 03:34:42 PM
My future baby mama is about to pop. I'll be a daddy in 14 days [thumbsup]
wow!!! congrats to you both :)
Quote from: DesmoDiva on May 14, 2010, 05:15:31 PM
What the hell did I miss...
Is TiNi prego??
Nevermind....I found it.
that right there is how rumors start ;)
Quote from: Grifo on May 14, 2010, 03:34:42 PM
My future baby mama is about to pop. I'll be a daddy in 14 days [thumbsup]
what?
Did you buy a new moto bike?
Ta DAH!.. found out about 2 weeks ago the wife is due on January 6th. It'll be our first, and I have to admit, it still hasn't hit me. If she has her way.. it'll be a GREAT excuse for me to sell the Duc and never sit on a bike again. [bang]
Quote from: Ratfink749 on May 15, 2010, 05:20:55 PM
Ta DAH!.. found out about 2 weeks ago the wife is due on January 6th. It'll be our first, and I have to admit, it still hasn't hit me. If she has her way.. it'll be a GREAT excuse for me to sell the Duc and never sit on a bike again. [bang]
keep your chin up wayne! be strong now [thumbsup]
and congrats, i bet u will be tickled pink when she pops and its a boy [beer] :)
Quote from: Grifo on May 14, 2010, 03:34:42 PM
My future baby mama is about to pop. I'll be a daddy in 14 days [thumbsup]
Who??
WHAT?!
Congrats Grifo!!
I can guarantee it wont be me! ;D
BGB
Melissa, Jud, Adam.
I'm Sorry I was just being a smartass. No babies for me yet, I need to find a wife first.
Quote from: Grifo on May 18, 2010, 06:06:33 AM
No babies for me yet, I need to find a wife first.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
You.....married???
No effing way!!!
;D
Quote from: Grifo on May 14, 2010, 03:34:42 PM
My future baby mama is about to pop. I'll be a daddy in 14 days [thumbsup]
Congrats! Ill be a daddy in 14 weeks [thumbsup]
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 18, 2010, 06:29:26 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
You.....married???
No effing way!!!
;D
Someday somewhere I'll find the "right" one. Hopefully before I shrink and die. [laugh]
Austin congrats, on my part I was kidding.
Quote from: Grifo on May 18, 2010, 01:05:16 PM
Someday somewhere I'll find the "right" one. Hopefully before I shrink and die. [laugh]
Here is a brief list of things that will happen before then:
1. Hell will freeze over
2. Yellowstone Park will blow up again sending rock debris all the way to Texas (again)
3. World Peace
4. My shoulder will stop hurting
BTW, don't be make the beast with two backsing with my S4r motor next time you are at Matt's shop, he is coming to get it in a week to put some slimmer cases on it to fit my new swingarm.
Quote from: Grifo on May 18, 2010, 06:06:33 AM
Melissa, Jud, Adam.
I'm Sorry I was just being a smartass. No babies for me yet, I need to find a wife first.
:P