Pregnant Members / SO's / Girlfriends: Who is next?

[He Man]

My vote goes to He Man

You have no idea how badly id hurt you if that were to happen. 

[Porsche Monkey]

You have no idea how badly id hurt you if that were to happen. 

You do have that sort of luck. 

[Slide Panda]

You do have that sort of luck. 

No manner of luck, good, bad or just odd, can over come the fact a gym sock cannot bare children.

[VisceralReaction]

Ah the saintly gym sock 

[cyrus buelton]

You have no idea how badly id hurt you if that were to happen. 

Dude, i would be the last one involved if you and a girl were to be expecting a baby..............

You do have that sort of luck. 

That's kind of what I thought.

[GAAN]

Jesus, don't let Mother breed. Can you imagine how angst filled and moody that teenaged kid would be? Ain't enough eyeliner and razor blades on the planet I tells ya'. He'll make Holden Caulfield look like a carnival barker.




sac

my kid will be technically and tactically proficient

his eyeliner will be aesthetically pleasing

and

his bilateral wrist lacs will be the appropriate orientation and depth

He may be angsty but he will be successful

[He Man]

Dude, i would be the last one involved if you and a girl were to be expecting a baby..............


That's kind of what I thought.

EVILL!!!! you put the words into the air. Granted theres the planned pregnancy and the unplanned. Ive only ever had 1 , oh snap momment in my life. and I dont ever want to relive it.

[cyrus buelton]

Any negativity I have unleashed today was reversed after my lunch time experience at Subway.

A girl two ahead of me passed out in line and fell into the chip rack.

while everyone else stood around, my previous first responder training kicked in and I assisted until the Paramedics arrived.

Based on symptoms and the big bottle of tanning accelerator........I would say she was a bit dehydrated, hadn't eaten, went tanning for too long, it was warm outside, and even warmer standing in line at Subway. That will totally make you fall like a sack of potatoes.

Therefore.......any ill-will thoughts I threw out today were reversed by helping.


God, I'd love to repeat what this little 5yr old boy said as they wheeled her out, but I'll get banned if I repeat it.

The LT of the fire department unit and I about died laughing.

[derby]

God, I'd love to repeat what this little 5yr old boy said as they wheeled her out, but I'll get banned if I repeat it.

The LT of the fire department unit and I about died laughing.

tease.

[Grampa]

Any negativity I have unleashed today was reversed after my lunch time experience at Subway.

A girl two ahead of me passed out in line and fell into the chip rack.

while everyone else stood around, my previous first responder training kicked in and I assisted until the Paramedics arrived.

Based on symptoms and the big bottle of tanning accelerator........I would say she was a bit dehydrated, hadn't eaten, went tanning for too long, it was warm outside, and even warmer standing in line at Subway. That will totally make you fall like a sack of potatoes.

Therefore.......any ill-will thoughts I threw out today were reversed by helping.


God, I'd love to repeat what this little 5yr old boy said as they wheeled her out, but I'll get banned if I repeat it.

The LT of the fire department unit and I about died laughing.

send her a good neighbor bill

[rgramjet]

Any negativity I have unleashed today was reversed after my lunch time experience at Subway.

A girl two ahead of me passed out in line and fell into the chip rack.

while everyone else stood around, my previous first responder training kicked in and I assisted until the Paramedics arrived.

Based on symptoms and the big bottle of tanning accelerator........I would say she was a bit dehydrated, hadn't eaten, went tanning for too long, it was warm outside, and even warmer standing in line at Subway. That will totally make you fall like a sack of potatoes.

Therefore.......any ill-will thoughts I threw out today were reversed by helping.


God, I'd love to repeat what this little 5yr old boy said as they wheeled her out, but I'll get banned if I repeat it.

The LT of the fire department unit and I about died laughing.

Did you give her mouth to mouth recreation?

[He Man]

My electrons needs resuscitation.

you should post up the information somewhere else...the LINK US TO IT!!!!

[cyrus buelton]

tease.

Fine, I'll post it since it is true and it came from a 5yr old boy having lunch with his Mom. I can't control what he said.

But as they wheeled the patient out the front door, I was grabbing my soda from the cooler and followed the last of the EMS out and he blurts:

"Mommy? Was that a boy or a girl they took out?"

[Betty Rage]

Now now, we've got another year or so before that process starts. But we're already arguing over names. 

Seeing as I am enrolling in midwifery school soon, you guys need to wait three years so I can be your midwife.

Sorry, there is no compromise on this one.

   

[Popeye the Sailor]

I vote Jbubble, in the library, with the candlestick.