June 2010 : Win powerball. Twice
July 2010: Quit job, become philanthropist.
August 2010: Start new motorcycle race circuit for senior citizens (Geezers on Gixxers). Invite Ducpainter, Howie, Bick, Fastwin, and Rat900 to enter. Winner gets a free hip.
Buy Fastwin year of Turkey dinners.
Order platform shoes for IZ, hire him a professional photographer, and buy him an RV (seriously-why does he own a house?)
Buy Mr. Stuart Baker a Studebaker. I'm not sure how I couldn't.
Give Trouble and DP their own well paid painting show on cable on condition they use only krylon that's been frozen at least once.
Buy Statler a powerboat named Aries.
Bounty on El Matador's hair.
Purchase Canada, rename it Moosehumpistan, give it to Travis.
Mary gets a shiny new bike of her choice.
I'll pay the state of Ohio to be nice to Cyrus, if he gets his ears cropped.
Joel gets a pass out of Bakersfield.
Ducatini gets a track day.
September 2010-June 2015 sail megayacht around world.
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 18, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
I'll pay the state of Ohio to be nice to Cyrus, if he gets his ears cropped.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
My boss dropped almost 5k to get his kids ears cropped a few summers ago.
The son got made fun of for having big ears (he was in 7th grade!) and it "hurt his self esteem"
So.......plastic surgeon cropped em and made them smaller.
At least I'd get some good meds out of the deal.
Thanks Dave [thumbsup]
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 18, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
Purchase Canada, rename it Moosehumpistan, give it to Travis.
In....
Tears....
Laughing so hard...
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
[laugh]
Quote from: Obsessed? on May 18, 2010, 12:39:18 PM
In....
Tears....
Laughing so hard...
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
laughing hurts me
why does mri insist on hurting me?
[thumbsup]
[thumbsup] [moto] thanks dave :-*
but i'm still chicken 8)
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That is all.
Thanks Dave! [thumbsup]
Since I am too slow to win the hip, do I still get to keep the gixxer? ;D
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 18, 2010, 02:29:50 PM
[thumbsup] [moto] thanks dave :-*
but i'm still chicken 8)
stop being skeered.
you can have a coach lead you...and they will go slow.
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 18, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
June 2010 : Win powerball. Twice
July 2010: Quit job, become philanthropist.
August 2010: Start new motorcycle race circuit for senior citizens (Geezers on Gixxers). Invite Ducpainter, Howie, Bick, Fastwin, and Rat900 to enter. Winner gets a free hip.
Buy Fastwin year of Turkey dinners.
Order platform shoes for IZ, hire him a professional photographer, and buy him an RV (seriously-why does he own a house?)
Buy Mr. Stuart Baker a Studebaker. I'm not sure how I couldn't.
Give Trouble and DP their own well paid painting show on cable on condition they use only krylon that's been frozen at least once.
Buy Statler a powerboat named Aries.
Bounty on El Matador's hair.
Purchase Canada, rename it Moosehumpistan, give it to Travis.
Mary gets a shiny new bike of her choice.
I'll pay the state of Ohio to be nice to Cyrus, if he gets his ears cropped.
Joel gets a pass out of Bakersfield.
Ducatini gets a track day.
September 2010-June 2015 sail megayacht around world.
[clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
[bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down]
[drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink]
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
;D
It's probably for the best that I wasn't on the list. [cheeky]
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 18, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
Order platform shoes for IZ, hire him a professional photographer, and buy him an RV (seriously-why does he own a house?)
Thanks Dave! [cheeky]
(http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss158/izaac10_album/ThanksDave.jpg)
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 18, 2010, 01:58:05 PM
laughing hurts me
why does mri insist on hurting me?
it's because he loves you.
He just has a strange way of showing it.
Like that door knob that hit you in the eye
;D
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 18, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
stop being skeered.
you can have a coach lead you...and they will go slow.
she doesn't need to go slow. She's fast enough. I've seen it.
Don't let her fool you
Thank you Dave. [thumbsup] I laughed.
'TiNi isn't slow...
just skeert. [evil]
Thanks Dave!
Could the winner get a choice of body parts?
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 18, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
Buy Mr. Stuart Baker a Studebaker. I'm not sure how I couldn't.
Thank you...in advance. I'd like a 54 Commando with a supercharged, alcohol injected 427SOHC Ford engine and a 6-speed transmission....connected to a 2-speed rear axle shod with tires that will withstand 300MPH.
Bonneville anyone?!? [evil]
I am awe-struck at the magnitude of your philanthropy. Thank you!!!
[clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
If I won the Power Ball twice in 2 months I'd buy everyone on this Forum a new Ducati .
Dolph :)
Quote from: DoubleEagle on May 18, 2010, 08:04:09 PM
If I won the Power Ball twice in 2 months I'd buy everyone on this Forum a new Ducati .
Dolph :)
I We're holding you to that! :-*
September 2010-June 2015 sail megayacht around world.
Can Carl and I sail with you? [cheeky]
Quote from: Polpetta on May 18, 2010, 08:37:26 PM
September 2010-June 2015 sail megayacht around world.
Can Carl and I sail with you? [cheeky]
Sure! One can never have enough galley slaves.
who will be called Sally?
Men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m-xZ4gz4MM#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Quote from: krolik on May 18, 2010, 08:19:59 PM
I We're holding you to that! :-*
You all will be the 1st to know if it happens !
Dolph :)
Quote from: somegirl on May 18, 2010, 03:26:22 PM
It's probably for the best that I wasn't on the list. [cheeky]
my guess is you and babyinc. get to join him on the megayacht around world :)
You do realize that the world will come to an end in 2012 [roll]
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on May 19, 2010, 12:40:17 AM
You do realize that the world will come to an end in 2012 [roll]
He'll be on a megayacht. He won't even notice.
And the movie they made about 2012 (I think it had a creative name, can't remember it though), I'll watch that Jan. 1st, 2013.
Quote from: IZ on May 18, 2010, 03:40:59 PM
Thanks Dave! [cheeky]
(http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss158/izaac10_album/ThanksDave.jpg)
I refuse to be shorter than IZ. I demand one of those surgeries that actually makes you taller!
Quote from: duccarlos on May 19, 2010, 05:46:20 AM
I refuse to be shorter than IZ. I demand one of those surgeries that actually makes you taller!
Go like Mickey from Seinfeld and use newspaper. I am sure you can find it in a street gutter in PR.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
(you coming up for Mid Ohio this year?)
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 19, 2010, 12:34:24 AM
my guess is you and babyinc. get to join him on the megayacht around world :)
Well her, Scarlett Johannsen, and Adrian Lima will all live together happily ever after.
I'll also have a small team of experts on board who'll do nothing but figure out new ways for the ladies to be nice to me.
Man, I should've listened to Statler years ago :D
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 19, 2010, 06:21:43 AM
(you coming up for Mid Ohio this year?)
make the beast with two backs no. Not going to Indy either. IZ might already be taller than me.
Damn that was hilarious. Thanks Dave.
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 18, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
Bounty on El Matador's hair.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I though you already had a 100 dollar bounty on it?
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_U50QCYjwKxo/S_QwMHB6TII/AAAAAAAAAYo/RCagPU8WJMg/s512/burger%20at%20hruskas.jpg)
Never!
Quote from: El Matador on May 19, 2010, 09:44:27 AM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I though you already had a 100 dollar bounty on it?
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_U50QCYjwKxo/S_QwMHB6TII/AAAAAAAAAYo/RCagPU8WJMg/s512/burger%20at%20hruskas.jpg)
Never!
$200 cash to anyone who shaves you bald and brings me the hair.
If you do it willingly to get the money, I will make them eat said hair.
That's a sweet looking cheezburger
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 19, 2010, 03:59:50 PM
That's a sweet looking cheezburger
I can haz cheezburger? :D
Oh wait, nevermind... No Bacon. :-\
;D
[bacon]
As a philanthropist would you be willing to fund "DMF: The Motion Picture"?
Quote from: NoisyDante on May 19, 2010, 05:05:40 PM
As a philanthropist would you be willing to fund "DMF: The Motion Picture"?
Yes. It'll be about the passion DMFer's have for their bikes and racing them.
I want Vindingo's old one, Lethe's, and my former bike to be considered pristine examples of the breed. I also want them to sound like I-4's, except for the desmosedici, which must sound like a thumper with a plugged cat.
Then I'll film all you guys cringing at the showing. ;D
/if you want fun and good movies get yer own powerball ticket :-*
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 19, 2010, 06:16:37 PM
Then I'll film all you guys cringing at the showing. ;D
[laugh]
Sounds like this movie will have the continuity errors of 'Plan 9 From Outerspace' and the poor audio quality of 'Public Enemies'.
Quote from: duccarlos on May 19, 2010, 08:30:46 AM
make the beast with two backs no. Not going to Indy either.
WTF?
Too much stuff going on. Too much drama as well. I skipped Bike Week too. This year it's all about the track, so I'll do a trip to Barber in Oct.
Trying to come up with actors for the infamous duo of Ramseses & Jobu. ???
A few of the contenders..
(http://safetybriefs.org/wp-content/uploads/hall-oates.jpg)
(http://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/moviepics/flyingdeuces.jpg)
(http://images.p1points.com/images/content/kris_kross.jpg)
but I think we nailed it with..
(http://www.the700level.com/images/2007/09/22/tv_snl_ambiguously_flying.jpg)
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 19, 2010, 06:16:37 PM
Yes. It'll be about the passion DMFer's have for their bikes and racing them.
I want Vindingo's old one, Lethe's, and my former bike to be considered pristine examples of the breed. I also want them to sound like I-4's, except for the desmosedici, which must sound like a thumper with a plugged cat.
Then I'll film all you guys cringing at the showing. ;D
/if you want fun and good movies get yer own powerball ticket :-*
Why is it that the word cringe and mentions of my bike always seem to be in close proximity of one another?
Got some photos of your bike somewhere Lethe? I gotta see what a pristine example of the breed is. [popcorn]
Quote from: NoisyDante on May 20, 2010, 07:53:34 AM
Got some photos of your bike somewhere Lethe? I gotta see what a pristine example of the breed is. [popcorn]
Here it was as of last week ready to roll to NC, the tank is at least a little shiny. ;D
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/dealsgap10002.jpg)
Ex Box [thumbsup]
I need to get me a tail pack.
Quote from: NoisyDante on May 20, 2010, 07:58:02 AM
Ex Box [thumbsup]
I need to get me a tail pack.
damned if I know what it sounds like though, all I hear while riding is the pods. [laugh]
Quote from: lethe on May 20, 2010, 07:54:59 AM
Here it was as of last week ready to roll to NC, the tank is at least a little shiny. ;D
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/dealsgap10002.jpg)
As clean as it's ever going to get.
Quote from: duccarlos on May 20, 2010, 07:20:21 AM
Too much stuff going on. Too much drama as well. I skipped Bike Week too. This year it's all about the track, so I'll do a trip to Barber in Oct.
Ah yeah, I can see the drama part.
Damn, Tiff was gonna flash you this year too.
sucks for you.
Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 20, 2010, 08:52:22 AM
Damn, Tiff was gonna flash you this year too.
Sure. Been waiting for that to happen for at least 4 years.
Quote from: duccarlos on May 20, 2010, 09:08:20 AM
Sure. Been waiting for that to happen for at least 4 years.
You have to wait at least a nickle for that to happen bro.
That's some good stuff!!! [laugh] Mmmmmm... turkey. [thumbsup] [wine] [bacon]
I actually need a knee, can I upgrade from the hip to a knee if I win?
Quote from: lethe on May 20, 2010, 07:54:59 AM
Here it was as of last week ready to roll to NC, the tank is at least a little shiny. ;D
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/dealsgap10002.jpg)
Is that green box looking thing in the background where you keep it? [laugh]
Quote from: fastwin on May 20, 2010, 09:36:48 AM
Is that green box looking thing in the background where you keep it? [laugh]
Nooooo, then they would take it away from me on Fridays.
I dug a special hole to store it in.
Besides, I already beat you to that punchline. ;D
http://www.devalmostro.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1279 (http://www.devalmostro.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1279)
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/tunnel002.jpg)
Quote from: lethe on May 20, 2010, 09:42:23 AM
Nooooo, then they would take it away from me on Fridays.
I dug a special hole to store it in.
Besides, I already beat you to that punchline. ;D
http://www.devalmostro.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1279 (http://www.devalmostro.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1279)
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/tunnel002.jpg)
That's funny as shit!! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I could have sworn I had made a comment on how clean your bike looked yesterday...