Following Statler's advice, I made a five year plan

[Popeye the Sailor]

June 2010 : Win powerball. Twice

July 2010: Quit job, become philanthropist.

August 2010: Start new motorcycle race circuit for senior citizens (Geezers on Gixxers). Invite Ducpainter, Howie, Bick, Fastwin, and Rat900 to enter. Winner gets a free hip.

Buy Fastwin year of Turkey dinners.

Order platform shoes for IZ, hire him a professional photographer, and buy him an RV (seriously-why does he own a house?)

Buy Mr. Stuart Baker a Studebaker. I'm not sure how I couldn't.

Give Trouble and DP their own well paid painting show on cable on condition they use only krylon that's been frozen at least once.

Buy Statler a powerboat named Aries.

Bounty on El Matador's hair.

Purchase Canada, rename it Moosehumpistan, give it to Travis.

Mary gets a shiny new bike of her choice.

I'll pay the state of Ohio to be nice to Cyrus, if he gets his ears cropped.

Joel gets a pass out of Bakersfield.

Ducatini gets a track day.


September 2010-June 2015 sail megayacht around world.

[cyrus buelton]

I'll pay the state of Ohio to be nice to Cyrus, if he gets his ears cropped.

My boss dropped almost 5k to get his kids ears cropped a few summers ago.

The son got made fun of for having big ears (he was in 7th grade!) and it "hurt his self esteem"


So.......plastic surgeon cropped em and made them smaller.


At least I'd get some good meds out of the deal.



Thanks Dave 

[Buckethead]

Purchase Canada, rename it Moosehumpistan, give it to Travis.

In....

Tears....

Laughing so hard...

[Speedbag]

 

[KnightofNi]

In....

Tears....

Laughing so hard...

laughing hurts me
why does mri insist on hurting me?

[Grampa]

 

[TiNi]

  [moto] thanks dave 

but i'm still chicken 

[Oldfisti]

 





That is all.

[Bick]

Thanks Dave! 

Since I am too slow to win the hip, do I still get to keep the gixxer? 

[KnightofNi]

[moto] thanks dave 

but i'm still chicken 

stop being skeered.
you can have a coach lead you...and they will go slow.

[The Bacon Junkie]

June 2010 : Win powerball. Twice

July 2010: Quit job, become philanthropist.

August 2010: Start new motorcycle race circuit for senior citizens (Geezers on Gixxers). Invite Ducpainter, Howie, Bick, Fastwin, and Rat900 to enter. Winner gets a free hip.

Buy Fastwin year of Turkey dinners.

Order platform shoes for IZ, hire him a professional photographer, and buy him an RV (seriously-why does he own a house?)

Buy Mr. Stuart Baker a Studebaker. I'm not sure how I couldn't.

Give Trouble and DP their own well paid painting show on cable on condition they use only krylon that's been frozen at least once.

Buy Statler a powerboat named Aries.

Bounty on El Matador's hair.

Purchase Canada, rename it Moosehumpistan, give it to Travis.

Mary gets a shiny new bike of her choice.

I'll pay the state of Ohio to be nice to Cyrus, if he gets his ears cropped.

Joel gets a pass out of Bakersfield.

Ducatini gets a track day.


September 2010-June 2015 sail megayacht around world.

         

[somegirl]

It's probably for the best that I wasn't on the list.

[IZ]

Order platform shoes for IZ, hire him a professional photographer, and buy him an RV (seriously-why does he own a house?)

Thanks Dave!   

[Monsterlover]

laughing hurts me
why does mri insist on hurting me?

it's because he loves you.

He just has a strange way of showing it.

Like that door knob that hit you in the eye

[Monsterlover]

stop being skeered.
you can have a coach lead you...and they will go slow.

she doesn't need to go slow. She's fast enough. I've seen it.

Don't let her fool you