"Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." "
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm# (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm#)
Wow... wow.. ow - that's all sorts of angry make the beast with two backsed up shit..
Clearly he besmirched her dignity and good name by rejecting the advances
and she responded in her most lady-like manner
"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
WOW! They should create Geoff's law. She will have to inform every future boyfriend of her actions before they become intimate, and every man in a 100' radius of her house.
She should have a cage match with this "special kind of crazy" guy. (http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/asiapacific/news/article_1559912.php/Woman-stabbed-set-on-fire-at-Melbourne-petrol-station-Roundup)
Winner is executed by being tossed in a pit of ravenous badgers.
I think a steady diet of "Lamb Fries" for the duration of her jail time
she should get the same treatment that a male who severly beats the girl who turned him down gets.
and i'm sure there are allowances for the level of physcial harm done.
though i don't know of any stories of a guy ripping off a body part and trying to eat it right then and there.
that's def going to help her get away with the "diminished mental state" argument.
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee179/arfcom556/monkey_steals_the_peach.png)
never date a ninja
WTF?! :o
Skip the typical rejection-after-hot-sex-and-boiling-the-family-pet-on-the-stove-fatal-attraction-psycho-b*tch-story and go straight for a nut at first sign of rejection.
I think she should do a talk show with Lorena Bobbitt.....
Quote from: zooom on June 04, 2010, 04:48:06 AM
I think she should do a talk show with Lorena Bobbitt.....
Yes a comparative analysis on approach, style and technical execution. I am sure each method has its merits and short-comings...so to speak
Quote from: bobspapa on June 03, 2010, 07:03:26 AM
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee179/arfcom556/monkey_steals_the_peach.png (http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee179/arfcom556/monkey_steals_the_peach.png)
Weird. I learned that move as "Kitten with ball of yarn."
But I appreciate the monkey reference [thumbsup]
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on June 04, 2010, 11:39:14 AM
Weird. I learned that move as "Kitten with ball of yarn."
But I appreciate the monkey reference [thumbsup]
I always thought it was called crazed chimp named Travis going bat-shit on a rival
"Monkey Steals the Peach"
[laugh] [laugh] [clap] [laugh]
Quote from: RAT900 on June 04, 2010, 11:46:44 AM
I always thought it was called crazed chimp named Travis going bat-shit on a rival
why's the chimp gotta be named travis?
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 04, 2010, 01:26:25 PM
why's the chimp gotta be named travis?
I agree, Travis is more of an orangutan's name
Quote from: lethe on June 04, 2010, 01:37:59 PM
I agree, Travis is more of an orangutan's name
[laugh] sorry travis :-\ [laugh]
Quote from: lethe on June 04, 2010, 01:37:59 PM
I agree, Travis is more of an orangutan's name
big red haired thing with freakishly long arms and legs?
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 04, 2010, 01:45:05 PM
[laugh] sorry travis :-\ [laugh]
it's ok, i'll see you at dimby.
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 04, 2010, 01:57:00 PM
big red haired thing with freakishly long arms and legs?
it's ok, i'll see you at dimby.
you don't scare me :P
This year burn his beard!
Quote from: lethe on June 04, 2010, 02:07:05 PM
This year burn his beard!
If she had actually produced the money she offered, I would have cut his beard off.
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 04, 2010, 02:10:08 PM
If she had actually produced the money she offered, I would have cut his beard off.
lol... that's right... i kinda remember that through my margarita haze... what was the bounty? $50. ;D
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 04, 2010, 02:02:42 PM
Kick 'im in the clavicle!
pssssssst.... this is the thread about some crazy chick ripping off some dude's ball ;)
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 04, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
lol... that's right... i kinda remember that through my margarita haze... what was the bounty? $50. ;D
Yup-beard chop for $50, then sprint through airport security. [leo]
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 04, 2010, 02:19:29 PM
Yup-beard chop for $50, then sprint through airport security. [leo]
iirc the way you were groomed that weekend... running thru airport security would have gotten you shot [laugh] :-*
You did have a sort of crazed terrorist thing going on. But you made it work. ;D
That's how he blends in when in Shitstainistan launching rockets sometimes into the sky and sometimes into nearby villages.
Quote from: Dan on June 04, 2010, 02:26:39 PM
You did have a sort of crazed terrorist thing going on. But you made it work. ;D
It helped me fit in over in Russia.
lol... we totally jacked this ball thread ;D [thumbsup]
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4004/4670511134_3b5f87c451_b.jpg)
i'm leaving now... [laugh]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 04, 2010, 01:58:30 PM
you don't scare me :P
you'll feel bad when i'm layinhg on the ground crying like a little girl.
what's he doing sitting around in his chones?