That's a special kind of angry/crazy

[Slide Panda]

"Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm#

Wow... wow.. ow - that's all sorts of angry make the beast with two backsed up shit..

[RAT900]

Clearly he besmirched her dignity and good name by rejecting the advances

and she responded in her most lady-like manner

[Vindingo]

"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."


WOW!  They should create Geoff's law.  She will have to inform every future boyfriend of her actions before they become intimate, and every man in a 100' radius of her house.   

[dropstharockalot]

She should have a cage match with this "special kind of crazy" guy.

Winner is executed by being tossed in a pit of ravenous badgers.

[RAT900]

I think a steady diet of "Lamb Fries" for the duration of her jail time

[KnightofNi]

she should get the same treatment that a male who severly beats the girl who turned him down gets.

and i'm sure there are allowances for the level of physcial harm done.


though i don't know of any stories of a guy ripping off a body part and trying to eat it right then and there.
that's def going to help her get away with the "diminished mental state" argument.

[Grampa]

never date a ninja

[IZ]

WTF?! 

Skip the typical rejection-after-hot-sex-and-boiling-the-family-pet-on-the-stove-fatal-attraction-psycho-b*tch-story and go straight for a nut at first sign of rejection. 

[zooom]

I think she should do a talk show with Lorena Bobbitt.....

[RAT900]

I think she should do a talk show with Lorena Bobbitt.....

Yes a comparative analysis on approach, style and technical execution.  I am sure each method has its merits and short-comings...so to speak

[Drunken Monkey]

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee179/arfcom556/monkey_steals_the_peach.png

Weird. I learned that move as "Kitten with ball of yarn."

But I appreciate the monkey reference 

[RAT900]

Weird. I learned that move as "Kitten with ball of yarn."

But I appreciate the monkey reference 

I always thought it was called crazed chimp named Travis going bat-shit on a rival

[Triple J]

"Monkey Steals the Peach"

[KnightofNi]

I always thought it was called crazed chimp named Travis going bat-shit on a rival

why's the chimp gotta be named travis?

[lethe]

why's the chimp gotta be named travis?

I agree, Travis is more of an orangutan's name