I got my stipulation and order for bifurcation stamped by the court today. I am a free man. The divorce continues to rage on in the court for over a year now but I am legally single. I will have to pay cobra to maintain her health insurance until we can get the court to compel her to elect for coverage at her job or until we have a settlement in place. But it is a small price to pay.
After reading this:
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=39110.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=39110.0)
I think I will start wearing a bullet proof cup.
PS. Don't tell Smoochie Girl that I'm single or she'll try to marry me.
Quote from: silentbob on June 04, 2010, 09:31:40 AM
PS. Don't tell Smoochie Girl that I'm single or she'll try to marry me.
congrats on being a legally single guy [thumbsup]
As far as the above..............ha.......you are done for on that my man or until common law marriage kicks in (if the PRK has such a law)
Quote from: silentbob on June 04, 2010, 09:31:40 AM
I got my stipulation and order for bifurcation stamped by the court today. I am a free man. The divorce continues to rage on in the court for over a year now but I am legally single. I will have to pay cobra to maintain her health insurance until we can get the court to compel her to elect for coverage at her job or until we have a settlement in place. But it is a small price to pay.
PS. Don't tell Smoochie Girl that I'm single or she'll try to marry me.
Oh... did I say that out loud ;D
Congrats on out with the old... and in with the new
Quote from: cyrus buelton on June 04, 2010, 09:46:15 AM
congrats on being a legally single guy [thumbsup]
As far as the above..............ha.......you are done for on that my man or until common law marriage kicks in (if the PRK has such a law)
No common law here believe it or not and SG doesn't read the forum that often so I am accepting dates until she finds out or we get married, whichever comes first.
Maybe I should have a DMF bachelor party.
I never had one. Let's go.
Congrats, man!!
Quote from: silentbob on June 04, 2010, 11:05:18 AM
Maybe I should have a DMF bachelor party.
Nothing good would come of this... ;D [evil]
Congrats! I can feel your pain and freedom. My divorce took two and a half years and we didn't even have any kids to fight over. [bang] She was just psycho and drug it out as long as she could just to keep the misery factor on the rev limiter. And it was... :P Driving away from the courthouse after if was a done deal sure felt good. Like a load of bricks was finally off my back. Not having to pay anymore attorney fees was a nice perk too! [thumbsup]
Enjoy yourself. Have a cold adult beverage or two. [beer]
My first marriage ended quickly and without drama.
On the flip side, it was expensive.
But worth every penny.
Mazel Tov!
Quote from: silentbob on June 04, 2010, 11:05:18 AM
Maybe I should have a DMF bachelor party.
Contact JuDDddDD about the entertainment...he might have some ideas
Quote from: RAT900 on June 04, 2010, 11:49:55 AM
Contact JuDDddDD about the entertainment...he might have some ideas
I think he knows a bartender who needs work.
Quote from: silentbob on June 04, 2010, 11:04:47 AM
No common law here believe it or not and SG doesn't read the forum that often so I am accepting dates until she finds out or we get married, whichever comes first.
I don't read the forum? Think again Baby. And I don't think so about dating bit :p
Quote from: silentbob on June 04, 2010, 11:05:18 AM
Maybe I should have a DMF bachelor party.
well given the above, please refer to the "That's a special kind of angry/crazy" thread
and remember the only true freedom is death...all else is conditional
Quote from: smoochie girl on June 04, 2010, 02:30:04 PM
I don't read the forum? Think again Baby. And I don't think so about dating bit :p
These are not the droids you're looking for.
Good one. If I only had that kind of mind control my 916SPS would run better!! [bang] [laugh]
Congrats! [beer]
Quote from: silentbob on June 04, 2010, 03:53:52 PM
These are not the droids you're looking for.
...and good luck! ;) ;D
Blind Boys Of Alabama's new video 'Free at Last' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJbPKDmxkC4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Out of the Frying pan ....and in to the Fire !
Best wishes Rob.
Dolph :)
my divorce is almost negotiated, its been a year................I cannot wait for the day! [thumbsup]
freedom!
Well you guys couldn't keep a secret and now I'm off to get married. Apparently the Jedi mind trick didn't work either. I still want my DMF bachelor party though.
Oh, I got a fax today, Irina's third attorney just quit. She is now going pro per. This should be interesting.
Irina?
that was the name of the last one?
Was she like one of those Russian mail-order jobs?
I tried to get some friends to all chip-in on one a few years ago
but there were legal issues around that and no one wanted to hold the title to her
Anyway good on you...
I admire a fellow who gets thrown off a horse and climbs back in the saddle
I am awestruck by guys who get viciously trampled by the rodeo bull
and can't wait to get back in the ring
She was not a mail order bride. She was a citizen before I met her. She is however a crazy Russian and she learned to kill in Odesa before coming to the states.
Oh, I got married a half hour ago BTW. So, I guess my prospective dates will have to contact me offline.
Quote from: silentbob on June 07, 2010, 12:48:14 PM
Oh, I got married a half hour ago BTW. So, I guess my prospective dates will have to contact me offline.
What is wrong with you? I realize that's a loaded question babe :P
It's a long list and you still married me. What does that say about your state of mind.
Don't waste much time do ya? [cheeky] [clap]
Quote from: DoubleEagle on June 04, 2010, 09:06:36 PM
Out of the Frying pan ....and in to the Fire !
That was a Steinman/Meatloaf track. It had lots on innuendos... Congrats!
JM
Quote from: badgalbetty on June 05, 2010, 04:02:14 AM
my divorce is almost negotiated, its been a year................I cannot wait for the day! [thumbsup]
freedom!
Congrats [drink]
Dolph :)
Quote from: silentbob on June 07, 2010, 12:48:14 PM
Oh, I got married a half hour ago BTW. So, I guess my prospective dates will have to contact me offline.
I just hope you 2 are happy and don't get divorced for at least........... 2 years.
Dolph :)
This definitely gets my vote for oddest thread ever.
But, as someone who has gotten back on the horse and clamored to get back onto the bull (see RAT's post above)... I admire and congradulate you two. [beer]
Quote from: Duck-Stew on June 07, 2010, 07:44:56 PM
This definitely gets my vote for oddest thread ever.
No shit!! It starts with "I'm Free"
Goes to Bachelor Party Plans
and the idea of maybe casual dating
To re-marriage
At this current rate of life-shaping events I suggest we don't blink,,,, we'll miss the appearance of the 3 kids :-)
Congrats on being single, and then married again. Be happy! [thumbsup]
My divorce just finalized a few weeks ago. I'm free now, but make the beast with two backsing broke [laugh]
Quote from: RAT900 on June 08, 2010, 03:04:48 AM
No shit!! It starts with "I'm Free"
Goes to Bachelor Party Plans
and the idea of maybe casual dating
To re-marriage
At this current rate of life-shaping events I suggest we don't blink,,,, we'll miss the appearance of the 3 kids :-)
I have full custody of my son, my step daughter arrives on Saturday, and the new baby will be born in january.
Quote from: silentbob on June 08, 2010, 05:40:55 AM
I have full custody of my son, my step daughter arrives on Saturday, and the new baby will be born in january.
February they all graduate from college and silentbob retires. Mid-march he will move to Florida and by April he'll be in the retirement home. Memorial services are scheduled for May 5th.
RIP silentbob. :'(
sac
need a puppy?
[cheeky]
Quote from: silentbob on June 08, 2010, 05:40:55 AM
I have full custody of my son, my step daughter arrives on Saturday, and the new baby will be born in january.
[laugh] Like I said ....don't blink
Quote from: bobspapa on June 08, 2010, 05:49:24 AM
need a puppy?
[cheeky]
Already adopted an ocicat. Should be picking it up next month.
but..... thats not a puppy
we have extras ya know ;D
Now this is how a thread should go...efficiency!!! [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
Divorced, dated, married, three kids, and a cat in 3 pages! :o
It took Cyrus 15 pages just to get the balls up to chicken out on driving a 20 year old pick-up! [evil]
Quote from: Triple J on June 08, 2010, 06:09:53 AM
Now this is how a thread should go...efficiency!!! [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
Divorced, dated, married, three kids, and a cat in 3 pages! :o
It took Cyrus 15 pages just to get the balls up to chicken out on driving a 20 year old pick-up! [evil]
Why do I find myself getting mixed in to every make the beast with two backsing thread???????????
This thread did make an odd turn
If you are getting an Ocelot Bob, .......I wish you lots of luck.
Had a friend who had one .
Might as well had a young Tiger !
Dolph :)
Pretty sure he said an ocicat (domestic cat hybrid):
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:flQ_9QiOTcAF7M:http://www.animalsites.net/news/gallery/ocicat/ocicat-17.jpg)
not an ocelot (wild cat):
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:T6tZ4ptBSjbGPM:http://paragonbengals.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/ocelot_zoobabyb1.jpg)
Thanks for all the well wishes.
Now where's my party?
Quote from: silentbob on June 09, 2010, 08:10:49 AM
Thanks for all the well wishes.
Now where's my party?
Bachelor parties are for bachelor's. Go mow the lawn and ask if you can get nine holes in after brunch with the in-laws this weekend like the rest of the married schmucks.
;)
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on June 09, 2010, 08:22:16 AM
Bachelor parties are for bachelor's. Go mow the lawn and ask if you can get nine holes in after brunch with the in-laws this weekend like the rest of the married schmucks.
;)
sac
[laugh]