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Title: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Monsterlover on June 28, 2010, 01:46:10 PM
What if spiders and bees could turn invisible when they get mad?

Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: CairnsDuc on June 28, 2010, 02:05:57 PM
O K....... you keep pondering that.


While I Back away slowly, smiling,

Preparing to run  :P
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Ddan on June 28, 2010, 02:06:50 PM
Did they adjust your meds again?
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 28, 2010, 02:11:20 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 28, 2010, 01:46:10 PM
What if spiders and bees could turn invisible when they get mad?



What if your wife could?  :o
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: He Man on June 28, 2010, 02:22:40 PM
then humans would try to harness that power...

correction. men would try to harness that power.
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Charlief on June 28, 2010, 02:30:11 PM
As a Person who has arachnophobia.....  I'm freaking out right now!!!


Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: GAAN on June 28, 2010, 02:49:26 PM
I suppose a blind person could tell you what that's like
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 28, 2010, 03:20:35 PM
not sure why I thought of this when I read the thread topic.

you met IZ and he really was as short as people say he is.
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on June 28, 2010, 03:26:27 PM
I think you can rest easy.  I've never seen spiders get all that mad (or maybe they turned invisble so I couldn't see them in the mad state of mind) and bees are moving so fast anyway when they're mad that they may as well be invisble.
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: lethe on June 28, 2010, 03:36:44 PM
spiders don't bother me in the least and the foaming wasp spray would make the invisible bees plenty visible.
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: DoubleEagle on June 28, 2010, 04:29:35 PM
I've been stung several times and didn't see 'em coming.

Dolph      >:(
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: He Man on June 28, 2010, 04:34:23 PM
whos the dude who got stung while riding?
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: herm on June 28, 2010, 05:05:41 PM
Quote from: He Man on June 28, 2010, 04:34:23 PM
whos the dude who got stung while riding?
that would be me.
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: herm on June 28, 2010, 05:06:07 PM
Quote from: Charlief on June 28, 2010, 02:30:11 PM
As a Person who has arachnophobia.....  I'm freaking out right now!!!



did you watch the movie?
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: RAT900 on June 28, 2010, 08:11:47 PM
A good session with some Chiggers will make you forget all about this
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Kopfjager on June 28, 2010, 08:17:34 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 28, 2010, 08:11:47 PM
A good session with some Chiggers will make you forget all about this

Got a belt line of them last week.  >:(
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: RAT900 on June 28, 2010, 08:30:20 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on June 28, 2010, 08:17:34 PM
Got a belt line of them last week.  >:(

I had a damp hickory hollow full of them down in N. Ga.

I think my property was the spring-head supplying them to the entire Southeast Region...them and Copperheads

I react horribly to Chiggers...big old volcanic pus welts...

small wonder that my ancestors were insane if they lived with this shit
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Kopfjager on June 28, 2010, 08:35:34 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 28, 2010, 08:30:20 PM
I had a damp hickory hollow full of them down in N. Ga.

I think my property was the spring-head supplying them to the entire Southeast Region...them and Copperheads

I react horribly to Chiggers...big old volcanic pus welts...

small wonder that my ancestors were insane if they lived with this shit

Those little "invisible" make the beast with two backsers will make your life miserable.
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: RAT900 on June 28, 2010, 08:43:38 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on June 28, 2010, 08:35:34 PM
Those little "invisible" make the beast with two backsers will make your life miserable.

One JUST one was all I wanted to get my hands on and see....


I would have used a big make the beast with two backsing magnifying glass and a large sheet of paper to get it into view so I could retaliate
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Kopfjager on June 28, 2010, 08:47:29 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 28, 2010, 08:43:38 PM
One JUST one was all I wanted to get my hands on and see....


I would have used a big make the beast with two backsing magnifying glass and a large sheet of paper to get it into view so I could retaliate

[laugh] Never seen one.
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Kopfjager on June 28, 2010, 08:54:41 PM
Got this off wiki.

This often causes an intensely itchy red bump in humans (who are accidental hosts)
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: mitt on June 29, 2010, 04:00:24 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on June 28, 2010, 08:17:34 PM
Got a belt line of them last week.  >:(

A home remedy that works well is to cover the bump with clear nail polish.  It makes a seal and suffocates the little fvckers.  Shortens the itch from several days to 1.

[thumbsup]


mitt
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Oldfisti on June 29, 2010, 05:35:09 AM
Quote from: mitt on June 29, 2010, 04:00:24 AM
A home remedy that works well is to cover the bump with clear nail polish.  It makes a seal and suffocates the little fvckers.  Shortens the itch from several days to 1.

[thumbsup]


mitt


You think Nu-Skin would do the same thing?
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on June 29, 2010, 05:53:32 AM
Quote from: Charlief on June 28, 2010, 02:30:11 PM
As a Person who has arachnophobia.....  I'm freaking out right now!!!




me too.....make the beast with two backs!!!

god dammit! now thats gonna be in the back of my mind  :'(

Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Grampa on June 29, 2010, 05:59:10 AM
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Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Grampa on June 29, 2010, 06:00:07 AM
this thread is neither



[laugh]
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Monsterlover on June 29, 2010, 06:23:23 AM
[laugh]

it seems my work here is done

[evil]
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Oldfisti on June 29, 2010, 06:30:42 AM
The bees will take off...
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: zooom on June 29, 2010, 09:01:06 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 28, 2010, 08:11:47 PM
A good session with some Chiggers will make you forget all about this

why stop there?....go with Scabies for chrimony sake....
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Pip on June 29, 2010, 09:07:39 AM
Quote from: alfisti on June 29, 2010, 06:30:42 AM
The bees will take off...

Damn that'd be(e?) some tiny little treadmills.
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on June 29, 2010, 07:02:12 PM
Quote from: He Man on June 28, 2010, 04:34:23 PM
whos the dude who got stung while riding?

Me... on my throat.  1/2 hour from the nearest anything.  No cell service.  Allergic.


NOT fun.   :P

Quote from: The Happy Pip on June 29, 2010, 09:07:39 AM
Damn that'd be(e?) some tiny little treadmills.

[clap] [clap] [clap]
Nicely done...   :D


[bacon]
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on June 30, 2010, 04:06:38 PM
Quote from: He Man on June 28, 2010, 04:34:23 PM
whos the dude who got stung while riding?

Me too. Right on the sternum (jacket half zipped on a 98* day).
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: herm on July 01, 2010, 03:32:38 PM
i was stung on my eyebrow/eye lid...led to a low speed low side :(
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: lethe on July 01, 2010, 04:28:31 PM
I rode through a cloud of crickets and grasshoppers all fleeing from a haywagon.
They were crawling around everywhere conceivable on me.
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: herm on July 01, 2010, 09:53:48 PM
you should see the mormon cricket infestations in Utah

http://img27.yfrog.com/img27/6161/v9r.jpg (http://img27.yfrog.com/img27/6161/v9r.jpg)

make the beast with two backsers are cannibals..
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Monsterlover on July 02, 2010, 02:10:50 AM
That many crickets...

Work of the Debil I say!
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: RAT900 on July 02, 2010, 02:16:24 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 02, 2010, 02:10:50 AM
That many crickets...

Work of the Debil I say!

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

White horse first...the antiChrist, plague, pestilence



I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the seven living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come and see." I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on Conquest.
â€" revelation 6:1-2Ë,, NIV


The white horse of the apocalyptic four has been argued to represent either evil or righteousness:

As Pestilence
The other three horsemen represent evil, destructive forces, and given the unified way in which all seven are introduced and described, it may be most likely that the first horseman is correspondingly evil. The rider of white horse is often associated with Plague, as the bow is the symbol of Apollo and Artemis, and in Greek stories, illness was thought to be caused by their arrows.[1][2] The German Stuttgarter Erklärungsbibel casts him as civil war and internal strife. One interpretationâ€"which was held by evangelist Billy Grahamâ€"casts the rider of the white horse as the Antichrist, or a representation of false prophets, citing differences between the white horse in Revelation 6 and Jesus on the white Horse in Revelation 19.[3] In Revelation 19 Jesus has many crowns, but in Revelation 6 the rider has just one.[4]



So start repenting you damnable fornicators
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Monsterlover on July 02, 2010, 02:19:43 AM
See?


Debil bugs.
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: RAT900 on July 02, 2010, 02:22:03 AM
2012 warm-up exercises  [laugh]
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: Monsterlover on July 02, 2010, 02:25:10 AM
Procede to Utah for training ;D
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: the_Journeyman on July 02, 2010, 10:46:28 AM
Quote from: He Man on June 28, 2010, 04:34:23 PM
whos the dude who got stung while riding?

Quote from: herm on June 28, 2010, 05:05:41 PM
that would be me.

And me.  Wasp down the front of my jacket.  4 stings before I finally killed it. 

JM
Title: Re: I just had a terrible thought
Post by: lethe on July 02, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 02, 2010, 02:16:24 AM
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

White horse first...the antiChrist, plague, pestilence



I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the seven living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come and see." I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on Conquest.
â€" revelation 6:1-2Ë,, NIV


The white horse of the apocalyptic four has been argued to represent either evil or righteousness:

As Pestilence
The other three horsemen represent evil, destructive forces, and given the unified way in which all seven are introduced and described, it may be most likely that the first horseman is correspondingly evil. The rider of white horse is often associated with Plague, as the bow is the symbol of Apollo and Artemis, and in Greek stories, illness was thought to be caused by their arrows.[1][2] The German Stuttgarter Erklärungsbibel casts him as civil war and internal strife. One interpretationâ€"which was held by evangelist Billy Grahamâ€"casts the rider of the white horse as the Antichrist, or a representation of false prophets, citing differences between the white horse in Revelation 6 and Jesus on the white Horse in Revelation 19.[3] In Revelation 19 Jesus has many crowns, but in Revelation 6 the rider has just one.[4]



So start repenting you damnable fornicators
I'm the unknown 5th, 'cept I ride a donkey and rain down absurdities upon the world.