I just had a terrible thought

Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2010, 01:46:10 PM

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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: He Man on June 28, 2010, 04:34:23 PM
whos the dude who got stung while riding?

Me... on my throat.  1/2 hour from the nearest anything.  No cell service.  Allergic.


NOT fun.   :P

Quote from: The Happy Pip on June 29, 2010, 09:07:39 AM
Damn that'd be(e?) some tiny little treadmills.

[clap] [clap] [clap]
Nicely done...   :D


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Autostrada Pilot

Quote from: He Man on June 28, 2010, 04:34:23 PM
whos the dude who got stung while riding?

Me too. Right on the sternum (jacket half zipped on a 98* day).
2003 Monster 620 Dark - Sold

1999 Monster 900 City - Sold

After 7 years of Monsters, I'm sadly bikeless right now.

herm

i was stung on my eyebrow/eye lid...led to a low speed low side :(
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

lethe

I rode through a cloud of crickets and grasshoppers all fleeing from a haywagon.
They were crawling around everywhere conceivable on me.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

herm

you should see the mormon cricket infestations in Utah

http://img27.yfrog.com/img27/6161/v9r.jpg

make the beast with two backsers are cannibals..
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Monsterlover

That many crickets...

Work of the Debil I say!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

RAT900

#36
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 02, 2010, 02:10:50 AM
That many crickets...

Work of the Debil I say!

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

White horse first...the antiChrist, plague, pestilence



I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the seven living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come and see." I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on Conquest.
â€" revelation 6:1-2Ë,, NIV


The white horse of the apocalyptic four has been argued to represent either evil or righteousness:

As Pestilence
The other three horsemen represent evil, destructive forces, and given the unified way in which all seven are introduced and described, it may be most likely that the first horseman is correspondingly evil. The rider of white horse is often associated with Plague, as the bow is the symbol of Apollo and Artemis, and in Greek stories, illness was thought to be caused by their arrows.[1][2] The German Stuttgarter Erklärungsbibel casts him as civil war and internal strife. One interpretationâ€"which was held by evangelist Billy Grahamâ€"casts the rider of the white horse as the Antichrist, or a representation of false prophets, citing differences between the white horse in Revelation 6 and Jesus on the white Horse in Revelation 19.[3] In Revelation 19 Jesus has many crowns, but in Revelation 6 the rider has just one.[4]



So start repenting you damnable fornicators
This is an insult to the Pez community

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

RAT900

This is an insult to the Pez community

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

the_Journeyman

Quote from: He Man on June 28, 2010, 04:34:23 PM
whos the dude who got stung while riding?

Quote from: herm on June 28, 2010, 05:05:41 PM
that would be me.

And me.  Wasp down the front of my jacket.  4 stings before I finally killed it. 

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

lethe

Quote from: RAT900 on July 02, 2010, 02:16:24 AM
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

White horse first...the antiChrist, plague, pestilence



I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the seven living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come and see." I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on Conquest.
â€" revelation 6:1-2Ë,, NIV


The white horse of the apocalyptic four has been argued to represent either evil or righteousness:

As Pestilence
The other three horsemen represent evil, destructive forces, and given the unified way in which all seven are introduced and described, it may be most likely that the first horseman is correspondingly evil. The rider of white horse is often associated with Plague, as the bow is the symbol of Apollo and Artemis, and in Greek stories, illness was thought to be caused by their arrows.[1][2] The German Stuttgarter Erklärungsbibel casts him as civil war and internal strife. One interpretationâ€"which was held by evangelist Billy Grahamâ€"casts the rider of the white horse as the Antichrist, or a representation of false prophets, citing differences between the white horse in Revelation 6 and Jesus on the white Horse in Revelation 19.[3] In Revelation 19 Jesus has many crowns, but in Revelation 6 the rider has just one.[4]



So start repenting you damnable fornicators
I'm the unknown 5th, 'cept I ride a donkey and rain down absurdities upon the world.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625