limit your response to one sentence please ;D
I'd be a philanthropist.
those like me would get what they need.
I'd either die of cirrhosis of the liver or in an explosion of twisted metal and high octane petrol in an obnoxiously expensive supercar.
I'd be rich.
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I would have lots of fun giving most of it away.
I'll settle for happy.
Dolph :)
I'd buy myself an island and build a track on it. The house would be an add-on to the garage right in the pit. And the island would have no address and only accessible via a ferry. And once a year, you guys can come over and compete in the Isle of Goat GP. I would even have a Senior GP for the geezers on the board. [thumbsup]
Quote from: Goat_Herder on August 30, 2010, 08:55:28 PMI would even have a Senior GP for the geezers on the board. [thumbsup]
I resemble that remark !
Dolph :)
cool a track! oooooh can I come over and play ? [laugh]
@BP "a full on rapist" <--Always sunny in Phillie [laugh]
Some people can't read. ;)
I'd do 2 chicks at the same time. ;D
I would buy that Carbon fiber toilet that I thought was completely ridiculous otherwise and take a nice shiny steenky steaming supercar dump in it!
Quote from: bobspapa on August 30, 2010, 07:10:14 PM
limit your response to one sentence please ;D
I'd be a philanthropist.
Townes Van Zandt: "If you want good friends it's gonna cost ya."
Me, I always wanted a monkey.
Quote from: Triple J on August 31, 2010, 06:11:04 AM
Some people can't read. ;)
I'd do 2 chicks at the same time. ;D
'cuz chicks dig dudes with money...
...not all chicks...
...the kinda chicks that would double up on a dude like me!
retire, make people's lives easier, and brew ALOT of beer and give it away [drink]
Quote from: VisceralReaction on August 31, 2010, 07:29:45 AM
retire, make people's lives easier, and brew ALOT of beer and give it away [drink]
+1
Start a motorcycle company with board members from here including Stuart, Mark and a few others.
Small cabin in Montana. Pad of paper. Time enough to write my manifesto.
Seriously, I would travel the world with my wife after setting up trusts to take care of those we care about.
sac
Build a custom 100+ foot sailboat, outfit specifically to carry 8 bikes and 8 riders + crew and make it a charter boat that goes on extremely high end motorcycle adventures around the world. I call it the SeaDuc. Yes, I already have started designing it.
Bring all of my immediate family out of ANY debt they have, and give them the fresh financial start that you can maximize given previous experience, and buy the girl a pretty engagement ring. ;D
Id make things a lot easier for my friends and family, and then would immediately begin construction on a 5 mile racetrack, indoors.
:D
Quote from: SacDuc on August 31, 2010, 08:30:52 AM
Small cabin in Montana. Pad of paper. Time enough to write my manifesto.
I'm totally at that stage
right now, only I'm not rich by any stretch of the imagination.
how long have i been rich?
long enough and i would surely be dead..
I'd say, that's good, one less thing.
Then I'd go back to work.
Buy 5000 acres somewhere in either Texas, Arizona, Colorado or Utah, Build a massive Compound, completely fence in my property with razorwire, build a 2.5-3 mile racetrack, A full run-n-gun range town, The biggest garage imaginable, and own a pack of wolves that patrolled my property killing all intruders.
^ 1 sentence right?
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on August 31, 2010, 07:17:44 AM
'cuz chicks dig dudes with money...
...not all chicks...
...the kinda chicks that would double up on a dude like me!
A man stands tall on his wallet! ;)
I'd spoil my parents.
after making sure there was money enough for my children's children stashed away i'd repave every winding backroad in texas
Quote from: VisceralReaction on August 31, 2010, 07:29:45 AM
retire, make people's lives easier, and brew ALOT of beer and give it away [drink]
you stole my thoughts!!!!! ;)
Quote from: gojira on August 31, 2010, 09:16:29 PM
A man stands tall on his wallet! ;)
Well, this man stands tall(er) on his 2.5" heeled carhart boots. [laugh]
If I were rich...Id buy a bunk on El Matador's boat...and maybe a Desmo RR...
I'd be even more awesome. 8)
Quote from: Triple J on August 31, 2010, 06:11:04 AM
I'd do 2 chicks at the same time. ;D
Its only fun the first few times. [roll]
If I were rich, my ultimate goal, would be to die FLAT BROKE. [beer]
Quote from: Boog on September 03, 2010, 04:48:27 PM
If I were rich, my ultimate goal, would be to die FLAT BROKE. [beer]
[thumbsup]
Quote from: Boog on September 03, 2010, 04:48:27 PM
If I were rich, my ultimate goal, would be to die FLAT BROKE. [beer]
I know more than a couple of ladies that could arrange for that to happen.
Quote from: Boog on September 03, 2010, 04:48:27 PM
If I were rich, my ultimate goal, would be to die FLAT BROKE. [beer]
I think the ideal way is....to die and have your last check bounce !
Dolph :)
Actually, I earlier said just to be happy.
Well, if I could have married the woman I fell in love with almost 48 years ago and had a love affair that went on for 6 years ...but sadly for me she ran off w, another while I was in College.
I have never gotten over her.
Her name is Ruth and she lives in Greeley , Colorado.
I would marry her today.
Dolph
I'd spend all my time scuba diving.
I'd learn to scuba dive
I get by month to month, sometime I get a few thousand saved, but none of that matters, I'm already rich.
I might also buy my local radio station and kick clearchannel out. That way the DJs can play what they and the listeners actually want to hear, commercial free. Not like the top 10 the record companies pay the most to have over played on the sindicated stations.
Rant over.
Also, I would have a greater swiss mountain dog named Desmo.
RIDE, I just spent the last few days riding the west and spent a good chunk of it wondering if I sold everything I own how long could I keep going before I had to stop and find a job so I could go back and ride some more.