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Title: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: ROBsS4R on June 08, 2008, 10:37:25 PM

http://gizmodo.com/5014392/cruzin-cooler-operator-gets-charged-with-dwi

I believe a few of the members on this board have one of these  [drink]

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3073/2563109451_72dd0d9c93_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: Le Pirate on June 09, 2008, 06:40:23 PM
.......bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!



[laugh]
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: SKOM on June 09, 2008, 06:50:36 PM
Wow. Talk about not understanding the intent of a law. How fast does it go. Can't be much worse than running while drunk  [roll]
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: triangleforge on June 10, 2008, 03:11:40 PM
Nah, running drunk's a lot more dangerous -- you start out further off the ground and there's a lot more shit to run into.
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: zarn02 on June 10, 2008, 03:40:21 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on June 10, 2008, 03:11:40 PM
Nah, running drunk's a lot more dangerous -- you start out further off the ground and there's a lot more shit to run into.

agreed. i once scraped the shit out of my hand while trying to do some "freestyle walking," whilst blasted.
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: ducpainter on June 10, 2008, 03:42:09 PM
Doing anything while drunk in public is pretty much cause for arrest here.

talk about a buzzkill...
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: triangleforge on June 10, 2008, 05:33:51 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 10, 2008, 03:42:09 PM
Doing anything while drunk in public is pretty much cause for arrest here.

talk about a buzzkill...

Yeah, makes me all nostalgic for that month I spent in Moscow, back in the Soviet Union days -- I'm pretty sure "drunk in public" was just about the only thing in their Bill of Rights, and they made the most of it. Hell, I was a stupid college kid, so I made the most of it.

And a word of advice; if you're ever in Moscow on the dark end of morning, and you and your comrades have finished off everything in the apartment but the 1500ml bottle of Russian Vermouth, it's time to call it a night. They don't make a smiley for what happens next if you don't...
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: slowpoke13 on June 10, 2008, 07:38:24 PM
Russia... drinking was a staple. Fun times though.
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: NAKID on June 10, 2008, 07:46:02 PM
But Vermouth? [shudder]
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: zarn02 on June 10, 2008, 08:07:52 PM
i've gotten drunk on vermouth.

not happy times the next day. :P
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: triangleforge on June 10, 2008, 08:24:29 PM
Quote from: NAKID on June 10, 2008, 07:46:02 PM
But Vermouth? [shudder]

No, RUSSIAN Vermouth. I still remember slowly slurring out the word as I read the cyrillic lettering on the label: "fer... ferr... ferrmut... ferrmut... hey, you idiots, we're doing shots of Vermouth. Another round?"

And then there were the experiences with Xiang Bing in southern China.  Or what the Chinese thought was sorta like Champagne... Get enough 150 proof rice wine in you, and most anything will seem like a good idea, including Chinese "Champagne"
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: IZ on June 10, 2008, 09:12:56 PM
The problem I have with the whole thing is that a DWI/DUI conviction will result in the loss or suspension of your license. This applies for someone that's convicted of driving on a bicycle (or cooler, I guess). However, you don't need a license to drive these vehicles in the first place - so why are we suspending driver's licenses when a driver's license has nothing to do with the offense?

Is this true?  If so.. [roll]
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: ducpainter on June 11, 2008, 03:38:21 AM
Quote from: IZ on June 10, 2008, 09:12:56 PM
The problem I have with the whole thing is that a DWI/DUI conviction will result in the loss or suspension of your license. This applies for someone that's convicted of driving on a bicycle (or cooler, I guess). However, you don't need a license to drive these vehicles in the first place - so why are we suspending driver's licenses when a driver's license has nothing to do with the offense?

Is this true?  If so.. [roll]
It's true in NH.
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: krolik on June 11, 2008, 08:35:24 AM
I bet the guy was riding the cooler aound because he already had a suspended license & multiple DUI's. [roll]

There's more to this than the one paragraph story.
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: ducpainter on June 12, 2008, 04:06:04 AM
Quote from: krolik on June 11, 2008, 08:35:24 AM
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There's more to this than the one paragraph story.
That's generally the case.
Title: Re: Cruzin' Cooler Operator Gets Charged With DWI
Post by: Kyna on June 12, 2008, 05:04:46 AM
Those coolers top out at 13mph I believe.
Quote from: IZ on June 10, 2008, 09:12:56 PM
The problem I have with the whole thing is that a DWI/DUI conviction will result in the loss or suspension of your license. This applies for someone that's convicted of driving on a bicycle (or cooler, I guess). However, you don't need a license to drive these vehicles in the first place - so why are we suspending driver's licenses when a driver's license has nothing to do with the offense?

Is this true?  If so.. [roll]

In WI being drunk while riding a bike won't get you a DUI, it's a public drunkenness ticket.  I heard on the radio that this guy already had several DUIs.  In  most places you can get at DUI for being drunk and have the vehicle move.  In some states just putting the key in the ignition can get you a DUI.

I think the idea with suspending licenses for things like this usually only occur if they already have DUIs on their record.  It's probably hoped that a suspended license will finally get their attention.