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Title: I've hit a new low... Post by: Grampa on October 03, 2010, 05:47:10 PM Ive run out of beer and I'm drinking a pina colada wine cooler [puke]
Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: kopfjäger on October 03, 2010, 05:49:06 PM Ive run out of beer and I'm drinking a pina colada wine cooler [puke] Sounds nice Nancy. :D Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: Adamm0621 on October 03, 2010, 05:50:41 PM Meh, it happens to us all. The other night I ran out of beer and liquor and ending up drinking the Mike's Hard Lemonade in the fridge.
Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: Grampa on October 03, 2010, 06:05:10 PM Sounds nice Nancy. :D scuze me while I slip out into the gargage and fire up my man-bike maybe my balls will drop back down [laugh] Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: mitt on October 03, 2010, 06:06:12 PM No neighbors have beer?
mitt Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: kopfjäger on October 03, 2010, 06:06:49 PM scuze me while I slip out into the gargage and fire up my man-bike maybe my balls will drop back down [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] just don't spill your drinkey. Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: muskrat on October 03, 2010, 06:41:54 PM Boones by the quart is both cheaper and more effective to get drunk than that shit. [puke]
Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: zarn02 on October 03, 2010, 06:51:02 PM I think my worst-ever "out of everything" was getting hammered on vermouth.
Jesus God, the hangover... :P Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: herm on October 03, 2010, 07:00:09 PM i have a built in self defense mechanism. if i run out of one of my many vices, my subconscious puts me to sleep. just thinking about not having enough of (whatever) is enough to make me sleepy. I can fall asleep in just a few minutes.
works pretty well, and saves me from things i would rather avoid Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: redxblack on October 03, 2010, 07:04:43 PM I'm fortunate that I'm a bit of a hoarder for provisions. Growing up watching lots of zombie movies has conditioned me to have a 30 day supply of all essentials on hand at all times. I only run out of beer when my brother visits. Even then, there's liquor. It's all about priorities and a defensive perimeter in case of zombie apocalypse.
Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 03, 2010, 07:29:05 PM Come on over, Ive got plenty of beer to share.
Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: Grampa on October 03, 2010, 08:18:15 PM tequila was my saviour.
99.68% back from Nancy status Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: kopfjäger on October 03, 2010, 08:19:53 PM tequila was my saviour. 99.68% back from Nancy status Thata boy. ;) Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: redxblack on October 03, 2010, 09:08:55 PM tequila was my saviour. new theme song? Minutemen - Jesus And Tequila (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkth4o3DpKA#normal) Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: Speedbag on October 04, 2010, 03:26:17 AM Perhaps what's more disturbing than the act of running out of beer is the fact that there was a pina colada wine cooler on your property.
Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: zooom on October 04, 2010, 05:38:45 AM when I run out of beer, my emergency provision is a 6 pack of Miller Lite that I keep mostly moreso for cooking more than anything...or the occasional cheap beer drinker visitor.
Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: LMT on October 04, 2010, 05:43:12 AM I ran out of beer a couple days ago. No drinking for me. I will maybe be able to buy more on Friday.
Good way to loose a couple of pounds. Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: Grampa on October 04, 2010, 06:14:09 AM Perhaps what's more disturbing than the act of running out of beer is the fact that there was a pina colada wine cooler on your property. I blame the wife 8) Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: triangleforge on October 04, 2010, 07:45:58 AM One night many years ago in a Moscow artists' apartment we'd drunk up all the vodka. One of us had brought along some Azerbaijani porter that came from the oil-producing region around Baku - when we opened one of the bottles, it perfumed the room with the distinct odor of raw crude. We drank it anyway. Then we drank up the Russian cognac (really, the story could stop right there with "so desperate I drank Russian cognac," but it doesn't).
Just when it seemed we'd finished off everything host & guests could provide, someone found a 2-liter wine bottle on a back shelf that was dusty, stale and about 3/4 full. It tasted pretty funky, but we weren't very choosy at that point. Before it was gone, I swam up through the haze and looked closer at the bottle. Sounding out the Cyrillic lettering, I started to put it together. "Fer... Fer... Moot. Fer... Moot. Fermoot." Shots of Russian Vermouth. Thoroughly oxidized, stale Russian Vermouth. My stomach still churns at the 30+ year old memory. Of course, there was that other time with 140 proof Chinese rice liquor & "Xiang Bing" which translates loosely -- very, very loosely -- as Champagne... Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: fastwin on October 04, 2010, 01:13:30 PM I'm fortunate that I'm a bit of a hoarder for provisions. Growing up watching lots of zombie movies has conditioned me to have a 30 day supply of all essentials on hand at all times. I only run out of beer when my brother visits. Even then, there's liquor. It's all about priorities and a defensive perimeter in case of zombie apocalypse. Me too. I'm sure there is some clinical name for hoarding that's hard to pronounce but I don't care. When the tequila bottle or marg mix gets low I remain calm and peaceful. I know there is more in the cabinet. I like drinking tumbler size top shelf margs while watching zombie movies. My universe is in alignment. [thumbsup] [laugh] Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: fastwin on October 04, 2010, 01:17:02 PM Perhaps what's more disturbing than the act of running out of beer is the fact that there was a pina colada wine cooler on your property. You gotta wonder where that came from. I'd better check the back shelves in the 'frig right away. No telling what my wife and her friends have left in there. Although I have had a couple of good pina coladas in the past. My ex-wife liked to spin them up in the blender and bring me one after mowing the lawn on hot days. Kept us together until she stopped! ;D Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: SacDuc on October 04, 2010, 01:21:35 PM Quit lying Joel, I've seen you much lower. [cheeky] I think you are just angling for bottles of booze this Christmas. Pretty shrewd of you, I'd say. [thumbsup] sac Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: Speedbag on October 04, 2010, 01:26:37 PM Pina colada = good
Pina colada wine cooler = ungood Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: the_Journeyman on October 04, 2010, 06:02:36 PM I like drinking tumbler size top shelf margs while watching zombie movies. My universe is in alignment. [thumbsup] [laugh] Sounds good. When is your next zombie flick screening? I'll be right over! JM Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on October 04, 2010, 07:02:45 PM Not till you're starting to eye off a Methylated Spirits bottle is when you are really low.
Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: redxblack on October 04, 2010, 07:53:24 PM I went for the everclear and found a bottle of canadian club. That's like trying to pull the ugly girl at the bar and finding out her slightly cuter friend has been making eyes at you. WIN.
Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: Grampa on October 04, 2010, 08:22:48 PM I saw a guy lick a tv screen while on everclear [laugh]
it was at a bachelor party and porn was play'n [puke] Title: Re: I've hit a new low... Post by: RAT900 on October 04, 2010, 10:25:10 PM I saw a guy lick a tv screen while on everclear [laugh] it was at a bachelor party and porn was play'n [puke] He could have done much worse |