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« on: October 03, 2010, 05:47:10 PM » |
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Ive run out of beer and I'm drinking a pina colada wine cooler  |
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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kopfjäger
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2010, 05:49:06 PM » |
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Ive run out of beer and I'm drinking a pina colada wine cooler Sounds nice Nancy.  |
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2010, 05:50:41 PM » |
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Meh, it happens to us all. The other night I ran out of beer and liquor and ending up drinking the Mike's Hard Lemonade in the fridge.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2010, 06:05:10 PM » |
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Sounds nice Nancy. scuze me while I slip out into the gargage and fire up my man-bike maybe my balls will drop back down  |
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2010, 06:06:12 PM » |
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No neighbors have beer?
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2010, 06:06:49 PM » |
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scuze me while I slip out into the gargage and fire up my man-bike maybe my balls will drop back down just don't spill your drinkey. |
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2010, 06:41:54 PM » |
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Boones by the quart is both cheaper and more effective to get drunk than that shit. |
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Can we thin the gene pool?
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2010, 06:51:02 PM » |
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I think my worst-ever "out of everything" was getting hammered on vermouth. Jesus God, the hangover...  |
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2010, 07:00:09 PM » |
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i have a built in self defense mechanism. if i run out of one of my many vices, my subconscious puts me to sleep. just thinking about not having enough of (whatever) is enough to make me sleepy. I can fall asleep in just a few minutes.
works pretty well, and saves me from things i would rather avoid
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2010, 07:04:43 PM » |
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I'm fortunate that I'm a bit of a hoarder for provisions. Growing up watching lots of zombie movies has conditioned me to have a 30 day supply of all essentials on hand at all times. I only run out of beer when my brother visits. Even then, there's liquor. It's all about priorities and a defensive perimeter in case of zombie apocalypse.
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2010, 07:29:05 PM » |
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Come on over, Ive got plenty of beer to share.
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2010, 08:18:15 PM » |
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tequila was my saviour.
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2010, 08:19:53 PM » |
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tequila was my saviour.
99.68% back from Nancy status
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« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2010, 03:26:17 AM » |
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Perhaps what's more disturbing than the act of running out of beer is the fact that there was a pina colada wine cooler on your property.
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