I've hit a new low...

[Grampa]

Ive run out of beer and I'm drinking a pina colada wine cooler   

[Kopfjager]

Ive run out of beer and I'm drinking a pina colada wine cooler   

Sounds nice Nancy. 

[Adamm0621]

Meh, it happens to us all.  The other night I ran out of beer and liquor and ending up drinking the Mike's Hard Lemonade in the fridge.

[Grampa]

Sounds nice Nancy. 

scuze me while I slip out into the gargage and fire up my man-bike



maybe my balls will drop
back down

[mitt]

No neighbors have beer?


mitt

[Kopfjager]

scuze me while I slip out into the gargage and fire up my man-bike



maybe my balls will drop
back down

just don't spill your drinkey.

[muskrat]

Boones by the quart is both cheaper and more effective to get drunk than that shit. 

[zarn02]

I think my worst-ever "out of everything" was getting hammered on vermouth.

Jesus God, the hangover...

[herm]

i have a built in self defense mechanism. if i run out of one of my many vices, my subconscious puts me to sleep. just thinking about not having enough of (whatever) is enough to make me sleepy. I can fall asleep in just a few minutes.

works pretty well, and saves me from things i would rather avoid

[redxblack]

I'm fortunate that I'm a bit of a hoarder for provisions. Growing up watching lots of zombie movies has conditioned me to have a 30 day supply of all essentials on hand at all times. I only run out of beer when my brother visits. Even then, there's liquor. It's all about priorities and a defensive perimeter in case of zombie apocalypse.

[Porsche Monkey]

Come on over, Ive got plenty of beer to share.

[Grampa]

tequila was my saviour.


99.68% back from Nancy status

[Kopfjager]

tequila was my saviour.


99.68% back from Nancy status

Thata boy. 

[redxblack]

tequila was my saviour.

new theme song?
Minutemen - Jesus And Tequila

[Speedbag]

Perhaps what's more disturbing than the act of running out of beer is the fact that there was a pina colada wine cooler on your property.