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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: zooom on November 05, 2010, 08:02:03 AM

Title: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: zooom on November 05, 2010, 08:02:03 AM
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report)

that just made me think nothing more than ....WOOOOOOOW!

although the appropriate message icon for his moreso would have been ->  :o
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Post by: Triple J on November 05, 2010, 08:12:43 AM
 [laugh] That's a crazy story!  [puke]
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Post by: superjohn on November 05, 2010, 08:15:45 AM
From whence did she pull the knife? Never mind. I do not want to know.  [puke]
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Post by: sbrguy on November 05, 2010, 08:16:50 AM
if that is something that has never been in a police report then obviously they aren't taking enough good notes.  i would think that is run of the mill for the leo to hear.  [laugh]
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Post by: muskrat on November 05, 2010, 08:24:11 AM
what's better than a cold bud?  a cold bush.........not this time  [puke]
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Post by: derby on November 05, 2010, 08:30:13 AM
After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

the blade or the vagina?  ;D
Title: Re: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: zooom on November 05, 2010, 08:30:57 AM
Quote from: derby on November 05, 2010, 08:30:13 AM
the blade or the vagina?  ;D

maybe both?!?!?!
Title: Re: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: swampduc on November 05, 2010, 09:08:52 AM
I will never be able to unread this  [puke] >:(
Zooom, I'm holding you responsible for any therapy bills  ;)
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Post by: Slide Panda on November 05, 2010, 09:10:52 AM
The content tags (below the article) got a laugh from me...

Wow.. just wow
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Post by: Le Pirate on November 05, 2010, 09:35:27 AM
you think the cop was able to keep a straight face while he was writing witness statements?  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]




BTW---I think I would of gone with the slit throat.
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Post by: iRam on November 05, 2010, 10:02:53 AM
What the.... Lol!
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Post by: El Matador on November 05, 2010, 10:12:14 AM
Wow.... I was about to have lunch, not so much anymore.
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Post by: Slide Panda on November 05, 2010, 10:16:19 AM
Mmmm planning to have a roast beef sammich were you?
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Post by: Speedbag on November 05, 2010, 10:18:14 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

(having just had a roast beef sandwich - and a bowl of chili)
Title: Re: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: El Matador on November 05, 2010, 10:18:44 AM
Quote from: yuu on November 05, 2010, 10:16:19 AM
Mmmm planning to have a roast beef sammich were you?

A Reuben actually  ;) The funny part is that I really was about to have one.
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Post by: Doctor Woodrow on November 05, 2010, 10:19:43 AM
I WAS eating . . . not so much anymore . . .

The Doc
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Post by: zooom on November 05, 2010, 10:21:37 AM
Quote from: swampduc on November 05, 2010, 09:08:52 AM
Zooom, I'm holding you responsible for any therapy bills  ;)

take 2 fifths of whiskey and a rufalin and stay at home and don't call me in the morning...all will be well!...trust me!  ;)
Title: Re: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: Slide Panda on November 05, 2010, 10:32:10 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on November 05, 2010, 10:18:14 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

yeah, I went there.
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Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on November 05, 2010, 10:47:26 AM
Something's not right.  How could a female douchebag have VO?
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Post by: The Architect on November 05, 2010, 11:06:25 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on November 05, 2010, 09:35:27 AM


BTW---I think I would of gone with the slit throat.

+1   I'll take my chances on the EMTs and light traffic.  Being smothered to death is a terrible way to go.   [puke]




Why do news reports like these remind me of this movie?

"Idiocracy" introduction - the future of human evolution (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSROlfR7WTo#normal)
Title: Re: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: Slide Panda on November 05, 2010, 11:12:52 AM
Because that induction is a documentary, not fiction as teh rest of that film is.
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Post by: Grampa on November 05, 2010, 11:26:58 AM
she should have sprinkled bacon bits on it
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Post by: zooom on November 05, 2010, 11:29:59 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on November 05, 2010, 11:26:58 AM
she should have sprinkled bacon bits on it

cause bacon makes almost anything better....


keyword there is "almost"....
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Post by: ducatiz on November 05, 2010, 11:30:59 AM
(http://jpolsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/rottingfish.jpg)
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Post by: sbrguy on November 05, 2010, 11:59:38 AM
Quote from: zooom on November 05, 2010, 11:29:59 AM
cause bacon makes almost anything better....


keyword there is "almost"....

no way its making that situation any better at all.... on second thought there is no way in HELL it would even make it even slightly more appealing.
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Post by: Raux on November 05, 2010, 12:18:40 PM
here's the thing I take away from this story...
If it was reversed the guy would be charged with attempted rape.
Title: Re: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: zooom on November 05, 2010, 12:52:06 PM
Quote from: Raux on November 05, 2010, 12:18:40 PM
here's the thing I take away from this story...
If it was reversed the guy would be charged with attempted rape.

I thought that too....
Title: Re: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: ducatiz on November 05, 2010, 01:10:41 PM
And sent a bill for the Fromunda cheese
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Post by: The Bacon Junkie on November 05, 2010, 02:01:15 PM
The best line here:

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

[laugh]

Too good not to share... You're welcome.  [evil]
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Post by: DoubleEagle on November 05, 2010, 02:08:06 PM
I'll never think of " pussy " in the same way again.

Dolph     (http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn198/DoubleEagle_photo/hump.gif)
Title: Re: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: IZ on November 05, 2010, 02:15:30 PM
Quote from: yuu on November 05, 2010, 09:10:52 AM
The content tags (below the article) got a laugh from me...

^^  I was just going to say..   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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Post by: Stinky Wizzleteats on November 07, 2010, 04:38:45 PM
She would have extra cheese on her Taco.



[puke]
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Post by: fastwin on November 07, 2010, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on November 05, 2010, 11:30:59 AM
(http://jpolsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/rottingfish.jpg)

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Just what I was thinking. Can I have my click back?? [bang] [laugh] That story is almost too rank for this board! What does that say? ;D
Title: Re: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: Veloce-Fino on November 07, 2010, 05:54:30 PM
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on November 05, 2010, 02:01:15 PM
The best line here:

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

[laugh]

Too good not to share... You're welcome.  [evil]

Mmmm, va-jay-jay cheese.  [puke]
Title: Re: OMFG-just WOW!
Post by: RAT900 on November 08, 2010, 08:38:07 AM
Excellent post. Clearly this Belle of the 77 Motel was as uninhibited in her demands for certain sexual proclivities as she was in her practice of personal hygiene.

Reminds me of the tale of the man who brought home an injured stray monkey...

as he stood before his wife cradling the poor beast in his arms,,,,

she went off ...what about the stink the mess and the smell? she hollered

the husband calmly replied...I got used to you...so will the monkey
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Post by: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2010, 10:06:57 AM
^^^  [laugh] [clap]