http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report)
that just made me think nothing more than ....WOOOOOOOW!
although the appropriate message icon for his moreso would have been -> :o
[laugh] That's a crazy story! [puke]
From whence did she pull the knife? Never mind. I do not want to know. [puke]
if that is something that has never been in a police report then obviously they aren't taking enough good notes. i would think that is run of the mill for the leo to hear. [laugh]
what's better than a cold bud? a cold bush.........not this time [puke]
After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
the blade or the vagina? ;D
I will never be able to unread this [puke] >:(
Zooom, I'm holding you responsible for any therapy bills ;)
The content tags (below the article) got a laugh from me...
Wow.. just wow
you think the cop was able to keep a straight face while he was writing witness statements? [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
BTW---I think I would of gone with the slit throat.
What the.... Lol!
Wow.... I was about to have lunch, not so much anymore.
Mmmm planning to have a roast beef sammich were you?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(having just had a roast beef sandwich - and a bowl of chili)
Quote from: yuu on November 05, 2010, 10:16:19 AM
Mmmm planning to have a roast beef sammich were you?
A Reuben actually ;) The funny part is that I really was about to have one.
I WAS eating . . . not so much anymore . . .
The Doc
Quote from: swampduc on November 05, 2010, 09:08:52 AM
Zooom, I'm holding you responsible for any therapy bills ;)
take 2 fifths of whiskey and a rufalin and stay at home and don't call me in the morning...all will be well!...trust me! ;)
Quote from: Speedbag on November 05, 2010, 10:18:14 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
yeah, I went there.
Something's not right. How could a female douchebag have VO?
Quote from: Le Pirate on November 05, 2010, 09:35:27 AM
BTW---I think I would of gone with the slit throat.
+1 I'll take my chances on the EMTs and light traffic. Being smothered to death is a terrible way to go. [puke]
Why do news reports like these remind me of this movie?
"Idiocracy" introduction - the future of human evolution (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSROlfR7WTo#normal)
Because that induction is a documentary, not fiction as teh rest of that film is.
she should have sprinkled bacon bits on it
Quote from: bobspapa on November 05, 2010, 11:26:58 AM
she should have sprinkled bacon bits on it
cause bacon makes almost anything better....
keyword there is "almost"....
(http://jpolsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/rottingfish.jpg)
Quote from: zooom on November 05, 2010, 11:29:59 AM
cause bacon makes almost anything better....
keyword there is "almost"....
no way its making that situation any better at all.... on second thought there is no way in HELL it would even make it even slightly more appealing.
here's the thing I take away from this story...
If it was reversed the guy would be charged with attempted rape.
Quote from: Raux on November 05, 2010, 12:18:40 PM
here's the thing I take away from this story...
If it was reversed the guy would be charged with attempted rape.
I thought that too....
And sent a bill for the Fromunda cheese
The best line here:
However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.†Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.â€
[laugh]
Too good not to share... You're welcome. [evil]
I'll never think of " pussy " in the same way again.
Dolph (http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn198/DoubleEagle_photo/hump.gif)
Quote from: yuu on November 05, 2010, 09:10:52 AM
The content tags (below the article) got a laugh from me...
^^ I was just going to say.. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
She would have extra cheese on her Taco.
[puke]
Quote from: ducatiz on November 05, 2010, 11:30:59 AM
(http://jpolsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/rottingfish.jpg)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Just what I was thinking. Can I have my click back?? [bang] [laugh] That story is almost too rank for this board! What does that say? ;D
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on November 05, 2010, 02:01:15 PM
The best line here:
However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.†Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.â€
[laugh]
Too good not to share... You're welcome. [evil]
Mmmm, va-jay-jay cheese. [puke]
Excellent post. Clearly this Belle of the 77 Motel was as uninhibited in her demands for certain sexual proclivities as she was in her practice of personal hygiene.
Reminds me of the tale of the man who brought home an injured stray monkey...
as he stood before his wife cradling the poor beast in his arms,,,,
she went off ...what about the stink the mess and the smell? she hollered
the husband calmly replied...I got used to you...so will the monkey
^^^ [laugh] [clap]