OMFG-just WOW!

[zooom]

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

that just made me think nothing more than ....WOOOOOOOW!

although the appropriate message icon for his moreso would have been -> 

[Triple J]

  That's a crazy story! 

[superjohn]

From whence did she pull the knife? Never mind. I do not want to know. 

[sbrguy]

if that is something that has never been in a police report then obviously they aren't taking enough good notes.  i would think that is run of the mill for the leo to hear. 

[muskrat]

what's better than a cold bud?  a cold bush.........not this time 

[derby]

After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

the blade or the vagina? 

[zooom]

the blade or the vagina? 

maybe both?!?!?!

[swampduc]

I will never be able to unread this 
Zooom, I'm holding you responsible for any therapy bills 

[Slide Panda]

The content tags (below the article) got a laugh from me...

Wow.. just wow

[Le Pirate]

you think the cop was able to keep a straight face while he was writing witness statements? 




BTW---I think I would of gone with the slit throat.

[iRam]

What the.... Lol!

[El Matador]

Wow.... I was about to have lunch, not so much anymore.

[Slide Panda]

Mmmm planning to have a roast beef sammich were you?

[Speedbag]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

(having just had a roast beef sandwich - and a bowl of chili)

[El Matador]

Mmmm planning to have a roast beef sammich were you?

A Reuben actually   The funny part is that I really was about to have one.