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Title: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 11:00:43 AM

http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/ (http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/)


Prepare for the end. Junkie of Bacon... try not to eat yourself.
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on November 06, 2010, 11:45:39 AM
 [laugh]

I think it means I can start eatin' peoples!    :D





[bacon]

Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: fastwin on November 06, 2010, 12:26:34 PM
Great. Something else to add to my fear list. [bang] Dark underground caves filled with water, zombies and now flesh eating robots. What next? [laugh]
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 01:04:27 PM
Quote from: oldfastwin on November 06, 2010, 12:26:34 PM
Great. Something else to add to my fear list. [bang] Dark underground caves filled with water, zombies and now flesh eating robots. What next? [laugh]

How about Zombie Satellites!!!!
http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2010/11/04/zombie-satellite-flyby.html (http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2010/11/04/zombie-satellite-flyby.html)
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Speedbag on November 06, 2010, 01:16:52 PM
I'm fairly certain this is a derby, but I'm far too lazy to search for the original.....
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: MendoDave on November 06, 2010, 02:53:22 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on November 06, 2010, 01:16:52 PM
I'm fairly certain this is a derby, but I'm far too lazy to search for the original.....

Oh just go ahead and say it, it probably is anyway, the burden of disproof is on Veloce-Fino.  ;D
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Bick on November 06, 2010, 03:34:51 PM
It really is a legitimate alibi!
meat popsicle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dd_qiuWxPs#normal)


Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on November 06, 2010, 11:45:39 AM
I think it means I can start eatin' peoples!    :D

You might and not even know it.
IT'S PEOPLE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE#normal)
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on November 06, 2010, 03:48:14 PM
Quote from: Bick on November 06, 2010, 03:34:51 PM
It really is a legitimate alibi!
meat popsicle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dd_qiuWxPs#normal)


You might and not even know it.
IT'S PEOPLE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE#normal)

Fifth Element!  FTW..

Negative.. I am a Meat Popsicle.

I can deal with people bacon... It's just gotta be better than turkey bacon.   [puke]




[bacon]
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 06:42:06 PM
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on November 06, 2010, 03:48:14 PM
Fifth Element!  FTW..

Negative.. I am a Meat Popsicle.

I can deal with people bacon... It's just gotta be better than turkey bacon.   [puke]




[bacon]

You can eat turkey bacon raw though.. at least the stuff I have bought. It was pre-cooked, I think..
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Bick on November 06, 2010, 08:25:58 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 06:42:06 PM
You can eat turkey bacon raw though.. at least the stuff I have bought. It was pre-cooked, I think..

After extensive research and debate, it has been proven that "Turkey Bacon" is neither turkey nor bacon.

Does that term still need to be brought up on this forum?
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 08:32:12 PM
Quote from: Bick on November 06, 2010, 08:25:58 PM
After extensive research and debate, it has been proven that "Turkey Bacon" is neither turkey nor bacon.

Does that term still need to be brought up on this forum?

Bacon shaped mystery meat?

GREAT Now I can never post again because bick had to point out that I have 999 posts
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Bick on November 06, 2010, 08:43:16 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 08:32:12 PM
Bacon shaped mystery meat?

Something like that.  :-\

And you should stay at your current post count.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Porsche Monkey on November 06, 2010, 08:50:59 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 06:42:06 PM
You can eat turkey bacon raw though.. at least the stuff I have bought. It was pre-cooked, I think..

You knowingly bought and ate turkey bacon?  Wtf? You should be banished to the dml.
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 09:19:12 PM
999 POST!

Bick, if I stay at my current post count I won't be able to contribute anymore!!

Besides WTF am I going to do at class/work without the DMF!!!!

Quote from: Porsche Monkey on November 06, 2010, 08:50:59 PM
You knowingly bought and ate turkey bacon?  Wtf? You should be banished to the dml.

It was a one night stand at the beach on vacation. There was nothing in the house but water and "bacon shaped mystery meat"

I had no choice!!
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Grampa on November 06, 2010, 09:46:47 PM
hey asimo..... eat me
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on November 06, 2010, 10:34:38 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 06:42:06 PM
You can eat turkey bacon raw though.. at least the stuff I have bought. It was pre-cooked, I think..

Turkey Bacon is neither!   And why the make the beast with two backs would anyone want to eat it, let alone raw?!!   [bang]

People, I tell ya... Sheesh!   [roll]


;)





[bacon]
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: orangelion03 on November 07, 2010, 10:05:35 AM
Those guys must have been inspired by this:

Mitchell & Webb: Cheesoid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_m17HK97M8#normal)
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: ducpainter on November 07, 2010, 10:18:32 AM
"Twilight Zone" promo for "To Serve Man" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x0BSgLKnSk#normal)
Title: Re: Humans identified as BACON by robots.
Post by: Bick on November 07, 2010, 10:33:10 AM
Quote from: humorless dp on November 07, 2010, 10:18:32 AM
"Twilight Zone" promo for "To Serve Man" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x0BSgLKnSk#normal)

It was all just a misunderstanding...
(http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/742/742680/thesimpsons-hungryarethedamned_1162263247.jpg)