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Started by Veloce-Fino, November 06, 2010, 11:00:43 AM

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Veloce-Fino

November 06, 2010, 11:00:43 AM

http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/


Prepare for the end. Junkie of Bacon... try not to eat yourself.
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The Bacon Junkie

#1
November 06, 2010, 11:45:39 AM
 [laugh]

I think it means I can start eatin' peoples!    :D





[bacon]

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

fastwin

#2
November 06, 2010, 12:26:34 PM
Great. Something else to add to my fear list. [bang] Dark underground caves filled with water, zombies and now flesh eating robots. What next? [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Veloce-Fino

#3
November 06, 2010, 01:04:27 PM
Quote from: oldfastwin on November 06, 2010, 12:26:34 PM
Great. Something else to add to my fear list. [bang] Dark underground caves filled with water, zombies and now flesh eating robots. What next? [laugh]

How about Zombie Satellites!!!!
http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2010/11/04/zombie-satellite-flyby.html
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Speedbag

#4
November 06, 2010, 01:16:52 PM
I'm fairly certain this is a derby, but I'm far too lazy to search for the original.....
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

MendoDave

#5
November 06, 2010, 02:53:22 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on November 06, 2010, 01:16:52 PM
I'm fairly certain this is a derby, but I'm far too lazy to search for the original.....

Oh just go ahead and say it, it probably is anyway, the burden of disproof is on Veloce-Fino.  ;D

Bick

#6
November 06, 2010, 03:34:51 PM Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 03:37:00 PM by Bick
It really is a legitimate alibi!
meat popsicle


Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on November 06, 2010, 11:45:39 AM
I think it means I can start eatin' peoples!    :D

You might and not even know it.
IT'S PEOPLE!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

The Bacon Junkie

#7
November 06, 2010, 03:48:14 PM
Quote from: Bick on November 06, 2010, 03:34:51 PM
It really is a legitimate alibi!
meat popsicle


You might and not even know it.
IT'S PEOPLE!

Fifth Element!  FTW..

Negative.. I am a Meat Popsicle.

I can deal with people bacon... It's just gotta be better than turkey bacon.   [puke]




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Veloce-Fino

#8
November 06, 2010, 06:42:06 PM
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on November 06, 2010, 03:48:14 PM
Fifth Element!  FTW..

Negative.. I am a Meat Popsicle.

I can deal with people bacon... It's just gotta be better than turkey bacon.   [puke]




[bacon]

You can eat turkey bacon raw though.. at least the stuff I have bought. It was pre-cooked, I think..
Is this thing on?

Bick

#9
November 06, 2010, 08:25:58 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 06:42:06 PM
You can eat turkey bacon raw though.. at least the stuff I have bought. It was pre-cooked, I think..

After extensive research and debate, it has been proven that "Turkey Bacon" is neither turkey nor bacon.

Does that term still need to be brought up on this forum?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Veloce-Fino

#10
November 06, 2010, 08:32:12 PM Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 09:16:30 PM by Veloce-Fino
Quote from: Bick on November 06, 2010, 08:25:58 PM
After extensive research and debate, it has been proven that "Turkey Bacon" is neither turkey nor bacon.

Does that term still need to be brought up on this forum?

Bacon shaped mystery meat?

GREAT Now I can never post again because bick had to point out that I have 999 posts
Is this thing on?

Bick

#11
November 06, 2010, 08:43:16 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 08:32:12 PM
Bacon shaped mystery meat?

Something like that.  :-\

And you should stay at your current post count.  [thumbsup]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Porsche Monkey

#12
November 06, 2010, 08:50:59 PM
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on November 06, 2010, 06:42:06 PM
You can eat turkey bacon raw though.. at least the stuff I have bought. It was pre-cooked, I think..

You knowingly bought and ate turkey bacon?  Wtf? You should be banished to the dml.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Veloce-Fino

#13
November 06, 2010, 09:19:12 PM
999 POST!

Bick, if I stay at my current post count I won't be able to contribute anymore!!

Besides WTF am I going to do at class/work without the DMF!!!!

Quote from: Porsche Monkey on November 06, 2010, 08:50:59 PM
You knowingly bought and ate turkey bacon?  Wtf? You should be banished to the dml.

It was a one night stand at the beach on vacation. There was nothing in the house but water and "bacon shaped mystery meat"

I had no choice!!
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Grampa

#14
November 06, 2010, 09:46:47 PM
hey asimo..... eat me
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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