Clipping my finger/toe nails too short.
Pimples IN my nose.
Biting the inside of my lip when eating.
Sneezing uncontrollably.
Toilet tissue so thin my finger pokes through it.
Getting asked what I would like for dinner just after I've had breakfast. And then having to make said dinner.
Morning after eating something with chillies in it.
Not having a bike. :'(
Tip: Do not use this list in any on-line profiles for Match or eHarmony, FaceBook, Classmates, Myspace etc...
you might get sympathy but you sure won't get laid
Quote from: Stinky Wizzleteats on December 01, 2010, 11:12:04 PM
Morning after eating something with chillies in it.
I fell in to a burning ring of fire...
...and it burned, burned burned
The ring of fire, the ring of fireJM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 03, 2010, 02:30:49 PM
I fell in to a burning ring of fire...
...and it burned, burned burned
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
My love-hate relationship with chillies and spicy food can be summed up as:
Hurt so good
Come on baby, make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good
People.
How about an ingrown hair on the inside of your nose that grows to the outside? [thumbsdown]
Quote from: VisceralReaction on December 03, 2010, 04:01:23 PM
How about an ingrown hair on the inside of your nose that grows to the outside? [thumbsdown]
that actually happens?!?!
Quote from: VisceralReaction on December 03, 2010, 04:01:23 PM
How about an ingrown hair on the inside of your nose that grows to the outside? [thumbsdown]
Puking.... [puke] PUKING EVERYWHERE!!! [puke]
Social "obligation"
Leaving for dinner now. Not shaving on principle.
sac
Inattentive wait staff....
Drivers who suck.
Stupid people.
Double standards.
Working on any motorized vehicle with greater than 2 wheels.
People. (treat that as a +1 to the above)
Clowns.
People that don't take NO for an answer !
People that continually ask you to do something that you have already told over and over that you are NOT going to do it .
People that beat their screaming kids in public to try to make them stop screaming.
People to the left and right of me in traffic on their cell phones.
Liver
To hear the Lord's name in vain....but make the beast with two backs and Mother make the beast with two backser is fine.
Dolph
Customers [laugh]
that I didnt meet Michelle earlier
People who wear too much cologne/perfume
People who drive with animals in their laps
People who walk around with "exotic" pets like birds, snakes, etc.
Loud phone talkers
People who are rude to servers/clerks without provocation
Drivers who don't know how to merge
People who "race" each other on the freeway through traffic
Itchy butt
Gray hair that behaves by its own rules, rather than like the hair you started with
Women who cuss
People who spit
Women who spit
Dallas Cowboys
You hate Joel?! What did bobspapa ever do to you?!
Wait... You're Joel too! Does that mean you hate yourself?
Don't do that. You're a nice enough guy... ;)
Oh yeah... Know what I hate?
When a guy posts up a pic of his wife on her new bike and a bunch of leghumpers start posting how hot she is, blah blah blah...
I also hate people with no class
[bacon]
The guy at the gas station
who thinks the tank is full just because the nozzle clicked off
And
who feels your gas cap
needs another 4 full rotations after the *click*
stepping in dog pooh
having an awesome hair day until you go outside and it frizzes
finding that your favorite bra is no longer made (trust me on this one guys, ask your wives/girlfriends)
the cost of bike tires
running out of milk
crashing
shaving.
States that dont let you pump your own gas.....
Quote from: rgramjet on December 06, 2010, 05:18:12 AM
States that dont let you pump your own gas.....
I don't dislike it as much when it's below freezing out
Quote from: Stinky Wizzleteats on December 01, 2010, 11:12:04 PM
Clipping my finger/toe nails too short.
Pay someone else to do it.
QuotePimples IN my nose.
stop picking your nose and stop eating so many french fries
QuoteBiting the inside of my lip when eating.
learn to chew.
QuoteSneezing uncontrollably.
lay off the blow
QuoteToilet tissue so thin my finger pokes through it.
you need more fiber in your diet. if you eat enough fiber, you won't need to wipe so vigorously
QuoteGetting asked what I would like for dinner just after I've had breakfast. And then having to make said dinner.
http://www.singlebrides.com/ (http://www.singlebrides.com/)
QuoteMorning after eating something with chillies in it.
sleep in
Quote
Not having a bike. :'(
get one!
Quote from: lethe on December 06, 2010, 06:29:39 AM
I don't dislike it as much when it's below freezing out
[Threadjack] Do you get to refuel your bike or do the refueling technicians have to do that as well? [End threadjack]
^ I hate know-it-alls ^
[cheeky]
Quote from: rgramjet on December 06, 2010, 06:41:42 AM
[Threadjack] Do you get to refuel your bike or do the refueling technicians have to do that as well? [End threadjack]
with the bike I don't let them touch it
Ah, what state requires other folks to re-fuel your vehicles and why do you live there?
Oh, by the way I'd hate that! ;D
Quote from: oldfastwin on December 06, 2010, 06:48:56 AM
Ah, what state requires other folks to re-fuel your vehicles and why do you live there?
Oh, by the way I'd hate that! ;D
New Jersey does. I fill my car there on the way to work because it's a bit cheaper than here.
Wow, had no idea. What is the reason behind it. I would assume that would make the fuel cost higher to pay for the additional labor involved. In Texas we have a few stations left that offer "full service" pumps in addition to "self service" but they are typically Mom and Pop stations that offer service work, state inspections, oil change, etc. and the "full service" fuel cost is always higher.
Quote from: oldfastwin on December 06, 2010, 07:21:37 AM
Wow, had no idea. What is the reason behind it. I would assume that would make the fuel cost higher to pay for the additional labor involved. In Texas we have a few stations left that offer "full service" pumps in addition to "self service" but they are typically Mom and Pop stations that offer service work, state inspections, oil change, etc. and the "full service" fuel cost is always higher.
with Jersey it is the law so it's every station, yet they are the cheapest state for fuel around here.
Doesn't make sense to me either but I'll gladly pay less and not have to get out of my car in the cold.
I do watch them to make sure they indeed grab the diesel and not the gas though
Oregon does it so we have a standard location to employ the tweakers
Quote from: ducatiz on December 06, 2010, 06:40:44 AM
Pay someone else to do it.
Ghey. ;D
Quote from: ducatiz on December 06, 2010, 06:40:44 AM
stop picking your nose and stop eating so many french fries
I have been known to clean house but I don't eat french fries.
Also, don't like ingrown toe nails and stubbing a toe on the corner of furniture that shouldn't be where it is. >:(
Of the people that I hate (which is most of them) there is a particular subset that I just abhor. I see them a lot in the town I live in now. They are people who have, through luck or hard work, acquired a large sum of money. And good for them. But while they seem to have no problem investing the time it takes to make and spend such huge amounts of cash, apparently these people can be bothered to spend minute one learning about what gives the items they purchase value. Which is to say, they have no taste.
I call these people "Middle Class with Money." I hate them. They make the quality of the things you and I buy worse because they don't know enough to demand quality. Working class folk have made it so that you can't really buy a poor quality bass boat in the US any more. Because they know what they are doing when they go to buy one and they demand quality for their dollar. And upper class folks (who have both money and taste) know enough to support artisans who will create exactly what they want to the highest quality imaginable (clothes from tailors, etc.) But middle class people with a 10-20 million in the bank still buy shit off of the rack and don't look at the price. They pay too much. They drive up prices. Retailers quickly learn that they can sell shit for way more than its worth because a certain segment doesn't understand value. Seeing a brand new $17 million dollar house outfitted with Pottery Barn furniture is enough to make me cry.
sac
Quote from: Sắc Dục on December 06, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
Of the people that I hate (which is most of them) there is a particular subset that I just abhor. I see them a lot in the town I live in now. They are people who have, through luck or hard work, acquired a large sum of money. And good for them. But while they seem to have no problem investing the time it takes to make and spend such huge amounts of cash, apparently these people can be bothered to spend minute one learning about what gives the items they purchase value. Which is to say, they have no taste.
I call these people "Middle Class with Money." I hate them. They make the quality of the things you and I buy worse because they don't know enough to demand quality. Working class folk have made it so that you can't really buy a poor quality bass boat in the US any more. Because they know what they are doing when they go to buy one and they demand quality for their dollar. And upper class folks (who have both money and taste) know enough to support artisans who will create exactly what they want to the highest quality imaginable (clothes from tailors, etc.) But middle class people with a 10-20 million in the bank still buy shit off of the rack and don't look at the price. They pay too much. They drive up prices. Retailers quickly learn that they can sell shit for way more than its worth because a certain segment doesn't understand value. Seeing a brand new $17 million dollar house outfitted with Pottery Barn furniture is enough to make me cry.
sac
There's no cure for Stupid...or Bad Taste !
Dolph
Quote from: Sắc Dục on December 03, 2010, 03:36:17 PM
People.
+1 on that. Persons are ok. Groups of people, large crowds, shopping malls, concerts, etc all suffer from the same malady- people.
Things I love: open air, big sky country, deserted back roads, wilderness. All notable due to the lack of people. BTW, i am in Singapore right now. Too many people!
Quote from: Sắc Dục on December 06, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
Of the people that I hate (which is most of them) there is a particular subset that I just abhor. I see them a lot in the town I live in now. They are people who have, through luck or hard work, acquired a large sum of money. And good for them. But while they seem to have no problem investing the time it takes to make and spend such huge amounts of cash, apparently these people can be bothered to spend minute one learning about what gives the items they purchase value. Which is to say, they have no taste.
I call these people "Middle Class with Money." I hate them. They make the quality of the things you and I buy worse because they don't know enough to demand quality. Working class folk have made it so that you can't really buy a poor quality bass boat in the US any more. Because they know what they are doing when they go to buy one and they demand quality for their dollar. And upper class folks (who have both money and taste) know enough to support artisans who will create exactly what they want to the highest quality imaginable (clothes from tailors, etc.) But middle class people with a 10-20 million in the bank still buy shit off of the rack and don't look at the price. They pay too much. They drive up prices. Retailers quickly learn that they can sell shit for way more than its worth because a certain segment doesn't understand value. Seeing a brand new $17 million dollar house outfitted with Pottery Barn furniture is enough to make me cry.
sac
sooo
you hate pottery barn?
Quote from: Mother on December 06, 2010, 07:53:53 AM
Oregon does it so we have a standard location to employ the tweakers
Yeah, but thankfully they added into the law that bikes can fill themselves. I personally don't even wait for them, I just swipe the card, hit yes (or enter), and start pumping. If I'm unfamiliar with the pump then I still grab the nozzle before they get there. If they won't let me pump gas into the bike myself, then I first politely state that I can legally do it myself b/c I am on a bike. Only once have they insisted, so I started it up and went down the street to another station within view of the first station. That's what I call putting your money where your mouth is.
The Doc
That's just crazy shit! I still don't get it. What does it accomplish to force you to have attendants fuel your vehicle. Do these states think you aren't smart enough to do it yourself or is it some sort of state mandated stupid "protect them from themselves" safety bullshit? If that's the case they shouldn't let you mow your lawn either or walk the dog. And why is the person that came up with this law still in office? Hopefully they are not! At least someone somewhere exempted motorcycles. Although someone really should tell that attendant in Doc's story. [bang] Someone was smart enough to allow that exemption or it was help from the AMA. [thumbsup]
OK... I hate that this is allowed in your states. ;D
Quote from: Mother on December 07, 2010, 07:42:45 AM
sooo
you hate pottery barn?
I do not hate pottery barn. I hate that idiots in capable of recognizing quality buy there shit for twice what it is worth.
Quote from: DoubleEagle on December 07, 2010, 02:07:27 AM
There's no cure for Stupid...or Bad Taste !
Dolph
I disagree. People can learn. I grew up as white trash as the next guy, but put a little effort into being able to distinguish quality from shit regardless of what my upbringing, advertising, branding and the general public tell me is "good." I have a long way to go and a lot to learn, but I keep trying. What you can't fix is lazy. Its that "little effort" part that gets most people. There are a lot of people who would rather die than take the effort to educate themselves about anything at all.
sac
Lettuce, salad, and the like.
High school kids who drive new cars like Mercedes, Audi's, BMWs.
Hitting a pot hole while riding my Monster.
The people who thought that reality TV was a good idea.
Death, Dying, and all that.
Having someone say "you wanna hear a funny story" .....implying that you have a choice, but you don't...and when the story was over, it wasn't funny...because it never is.
Having a case of the Monday's.
Never winning the lottery.
Paying for water and thinking that I'm actually getting water from the Alps or some beautiful pristine place - when it's actually filtered tap water from the city.
That every time I hear that a health care or tax bill is up for reform I get a little hopeful.
That it's been 10 years and someone...anyone....hasn't captured/killed bin Laden.
That eating M&Ms always sounds better than they actually are.
That VR seemed to vanish over night.
The fact that "I don't want to grow up, cause I'm a Toys'R Us kid"....but I did and I'm not anymore.
oh and most importantly....that we still don't have flying cars.
(https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4019/4546291339_9ddce24079_o.jpg)
I hate whatever the creature in the picture is because it hurts my eyes and confuses me.
Quote from: Sắc Dục on December 07, 2010, 12:17:17 PM
I disagree. People can learn. I grew up as white trash as the next guy, but put a little effort into being able to distinguish quality from shit regardless of what my upbringing, advertising, branding and the general public tell me is "good." I have a long way to go and a lot to learn, but I keep trying. What you can't fix is lazy. Its that "little effort" part that gets most people. There are a lot of people who would rather die than take the effort to educate themselves about anything at all.
sac
Subscribe to " Robb Report " ....then you will learn what " taste is ! "
Don't want to spend the $$ to join but will spend some time and a little effort, then go to robbreport.tv
Dolph
I hate:
Calling my utility co and being put on hold and force to listen to some crap music that is interrupted every 30 seconds with a message telling me how important my call is.
The green color of Kawasaki
Chinese tallow
fire ants
bullies
TV commercials
eggplant and okra
hate groups
Quote from: oldfastwin on December 07, 2010, 11:09:15 AM
That's just crazy shit! I still don't get it. What does it accomplish to force you to have attendants fuel your vehicle. Do these states think you aren't smart enough to do it yourself or is it some sort of state mandated stupid "protect them from themselves" safety bullshit? If that's the case they shouldn't let you mow your lawn either or walk the dog. And why is the person that came up with this law still in office? Hopefully they are not! At least someone somewhere exempted motorcycles. Although someone really should tell that attendant in Doc's story. [bang] Someone was smart enough to allow that exemption or it was help from the AMA. [thumbsup]
OK... I hate that this is allowed in your states. ;D
The college that I went to seemed to draw a disproportional amount of students from New Jersey. It was always a treat for the first few weeks of fall semester to see a car full of 18 & 19 year olds (with Jersey plates) at the pumps in town wondering where the heck the attendants were.
Quote from: rgramjet on December 06, 2010, 05:18:12 AM
States that dont let you pump your own gas.....
Dude when I drove up to DIMBY, that freaked me out.
I've never, ever, ever had anyone pump my gas but me. [/threadjack]
Cold weather.
Ignorant people.
Animal Abuse.
People who toss cigarette butts out their car window, or anywhere but an ashtray.
TVs in non-sports bars.
Cell phone use at indoor public locations.
Bottled water.
Carnies. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.
Quote from: Stinky Wizzleteats on December 01, 2010, 11:12:04 PM
Pimples IN my nose.
dude... one time i had one in my nose.. or at least i thought i did. turns out it was an in grown hair...
but i like squeezed it from the inside, like pushed on it really hard... and i shit you not, a make the beast with two backsing nose hair punched THROUGH the outside of my nose... like out through a pore. it was absurd.
/end gross story.
Can I have my click back? [puke] [laugh]
Quote from: oldfastwin on December 08, 2010, 09:06:02 PM
Can I have my click back? [puke] [laugh]
Sure. Send a self-addressed stamped envelope with your request, name, and description of the click and a check for $5 to process handling.
Quote from: DoubleEagle on December 03, 2010, 08:43:32 PM
To hear the Lord's name in vain....but make the beast with two backs and Mother make the beast with two backser is fine.
Dolph
And what is the lords name?
i'm fairly certain that
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD
thy God in vain;
for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain
has way more to do with claiming Christianity and not living it
than it does with saying
God Damn It
Quote from: corey on December 08, 2010, 07:58:31 PM
dude... one time i had one in my nose.. or at least i thought i did. turns out it was an in grown hair...
but i like squeezed it from the inside, like pushed on it really hard... and i shit you not, a make the beast with two backsing nose hair punched THROUGH the outside of my nose... like out through a pore. it was absurd.
/end gross story.
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Quote from: ducatiz on December 09, 2010, 07:11:21 PM
Mxyzptlk
Since nobody seems to know, it is often written YHWH in the old original Hebrew text, and often written as Yahweh the root meaning having to do with a word that means become or "causes to become" as in I am the causal force behind whatever I wish.
I didn't realize it was a serioua question.
The vowels of YHVH were lost before the Masoretes and the substitution of nikudot from "yi'hiyeh v'hayah" (I am, I was, I will be) is a much later Midrashic poetic explanation
The Talmud says the recitation of the YHVH during Yom kippur in the Holy of Holies took a long time and its concluded the letters abbreviated a very long name. Not unusual given some angels had very long names - 20-30 consonants
Quote from: ducatiz on December 10, 2010, 08:48:43 AM
I didn't realize it was a serioua question.
The vowels of YHVH were lost before the Masoretes and the substitution of nikudot from "yi'hiyeh v'hayah" (I am, I was, I will be) is a much later Midrashic poetic explanation
Much later that explains why many tranlations use the phrase "I am" or "I am that I am" and others use "I shall prove to be" in the dialog where Moses asks god what is your name that I shall tell your people Israel?
There are several traditions regarding the name. No English christian translations came directly from the hebrew, all relying on the Septuagint, ie a translation of a translation.
The Onkelos translation is probably the most dialectically accurate.
tailgaters
people who talk during a lecture
Jersey shore guidos
going outside to start a freezing ass cold car in the morning
people who assume that you saw "the game" or even give a shit about "the game" because you are a guy
having to work 7 days a week and hearing people pregnant dog about "Mondays"
Facebook
Quote from: Sắc Dục on December 06, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
But middle class people with a 10-20 million in the bank still buy shit off of the rack and don't look at the price.
10-20 mill in the bank is middle class ?
I've got a LONG way to go [bang] :'(
I have a Tanakh based on the Masoretic text that is pretty good, but I also have a new world translation that is rendered from the original languages.
I have an 11th century scroll, inherited from my uncle's Bagdadi wife's family.
Not that I whip it out, its currently on loan to the Jerusalem Museum of Art
Quote from: ducatiz on December 10, 2010, 09:31:55 AM
I have an 11th century scroll, inherited from my uncle's Bagdadi wife's family.
Not that I whip it out, its currently on loan to the Jerusalem Museum of Art
That's pretty cool.
I've only seen it once ages ago. Before uncle passed, I'd be terrified to touch it!