You know what i hate....

Started by Stinky Wizzleteats, December 01, 2010, 11:12:04 PM

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corey

Quote from: Stinky Wizzleteats on December 01, 2010, 11:12:04 PM
Pimples IN my nose.


dude... one time i had one in my nose.. or at least i thought i did. turns out it was an in grown hair...
but i like squeezed it from the inside, like pushed on it really hard... and i shit you not, a make the beast with two backsing nose hair punched THROUGH the outside of my nose... like out through a pore. it was absurd.

/end gross story.
When all the land lays in ruin... And burnination has forsaken the countryside... Only one guy will remain... My money's on...

fastwin

I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ducatiz

Quote from: oldfastwin on December 08, 2010, 09:06:02 PM
Can I have my click back? [puke] [laugh]

Sure.  Send a self-addressed stamped envelope with your request, name, and description of the click and a check for $5 to process handling. 
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

MendoDave

Quote from: DoubleEagle on December 03, 2010, 08:43:32 PM
                                 

                                                       

                                        To hear the Lord's name in vain....but make the beast with two backs and Mother make the beast with two backser is fine.

Dolph



And what is the lords name?

GAAN

i'm fairly certain that

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD

thy God in vain;

for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain


has way more to do with claiming Christianity and not living it

than it does with saying

God Damn It



MendoDave

Quote from: corey on December 08, 2010, 07:58:31 PM
dude... one time i had one in my nose.. or at least i thought i did. turns out it was an in grown hair...
but i like squeezed it from the inside, like pushed on it really hard... and i shit you not, a make the beast with two backsing nose hair punched THROUGH the outside of my nose... like out through a pore. it was absurd.

/end gross story.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

ducatiz

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

MendoDave

Quote from: ducatiz on December 09, 2010, 07:11:21 PM
Mxyzptlk

Since nobody seems to know, it is often written YHWH in the old original Hebrew text, and often written as Yahweh the root meaning having to do with a word that means become or "causes to become" as in I am the causal force behind whatever I wish.

ducatiz

I didn't realize it was a serioua question.

The vowels of YHVH were lost before the Masoretes and the substitution of nikudot from "yi'hiyeh v'hayah" (I am, I was, I will be) is a much later Midrashic poetic explanation

The Talmud says the recitation of the YHVH during Yom kippur in the Holy of Holies took a long time and its concluded the letters abbreviated a very long name.  Not unusual given some angels had very long names - 20-30 consonants



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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

MendoDave

Quote from: ducatiz on December 10, 2010, 08:48:43 AM
I didn't realize it was a serioua question.

The vowels of YHVH were lost before the Masoretes and the substitution of nikudot from "yi'hiyeh v'hayah" (I am, I was, I will be) is a much later Midrashic poetic explanation



Much later that explains why many tranlations use the phrase "I am" or "I am that I am" and others use "I shall prove to be" in the dialog where Moses asks god what is your name that I shall tell your people Israel?

ducatiz

There are several traditions regarding the name.  No English christian translations came directly from the hebrew, all relying on the Septuagint, ie a translation of a translation.
The Onkelos translation is probably the most dialectically accurate.

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Vindingo

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tailgaters

people who talk during a lecture

Jersey shore guidos

going outside to start a freezing ass cold car in the morning

people who assume that you saw "the game" or even give a shit about "the game" because you are a guy

having to work 7 days a week and hearing people pregnant dog about "Mondays"

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Vindingo

Quote from: Sắc Dục on December 06, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
But middle class people with a 10-20 million in the bank still buy shit off of the rack and don't look at the price.

10-20 mill in the bank is middle class ? 

I've got a LONG way to go  [bang]   :'(

MendoDave

I have a Tanakh based on the Masoretic text that is pretty good, but I also have a new world translation that is rendered from the original languages.

ducatiz

I have an 11th century scroll, inherited from my uncle's Bagdadi wife's family.

Not that I whip it out, its currently on loan to the Jerusalem Museum of Art
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.