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Title: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: Jumptship on December 08, 2010, 05:14:51 PM
I shouldn't be the only one to get frustrated with this...

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html (http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html)

Hope its not a derby.
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: Rameses on December 08, 2010, 06:33:32 PM


I made it 46.5 meters.

I don't think I was moving my runner exactly the way they wanted me to though.

[laugh] [laugh]

Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: erkishhorde on December 08, 2010, 06:49:03 PM
mmmm.... I don't like the controls. Either I don't understand them or there's something missing.
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: ducatiz on December 08, 2010, 07:01:40 PM
 [thumbsdown]
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: cbartlett419 on December 09, 2010, 05:45:39 AM
make the beast with two backs that I quit
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: duccarlos on December 09, 2010, 06:01:50 AM
That's definitely not a time waster. You quit before you waste any more time.
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: Monsterlover on December 09, 2010, 08:21:47 AM
boo
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: Monster Dave on December 09, 2010, 08:45:26 AM
Treadmillasaurus Rex is far superior.....and fun for that matter.  [cheeky]

http://armorgames.com/play/6740/treadmillasaurus-rex (http://armorgames.com/play/6740/treadmillasaurus-rex)

Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: the_Journeyman on December 09, 2010, 04:28:47 PM
NEGATIVE 1.1 meters.

I think I'm doing it wrong.

JM
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: Monster Dave on December 09, 2010, 06:45:02 PM
The last time I played a game that hard to control I had an NES Powerglove on my arm and a robot next to my TV.
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: The Architect on December 09, 2010, 08:00:49 PM
I got him to do a back bend most gymnast would impressed. 
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: Monsterlover on December 09, 2010, 08:05:56 PM
mine just did a lot of break dancing and then whacked his head on the ground
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: erkishhorde on December 09, 2010, 08:20:17 PM
Yeaaaah... I tried it again and my impression hasn't changed. I did notice the "music" that plays as you try to run though. Kinda reminds me of the music that plays in sports movies when the "hero" is out of energy and trying to run that last part of the race. Also makes me think of the music that plays when they show clips of the special olympics. I really think that this is just a poorly designed game that the creator couldn't get to work properly so he turned it into a special olympics type game to cover for crappy programming.
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: Rameses on December 09, 2010, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: erkishhorde on December 09, 2010, 08:20:17 PM
Also makes me think of the music that plays when they show clips of the special olympics.


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Terrible.

(Doesn't mean I didn't laugh my ass off though.)

Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: Monsterlover on December 10, 2010, 04:17:08 AM
Charriots of fire

;D
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: mookieo2 on December 10, 2010, 07:13:45 AM
I can only get it to run upside down.
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: TAftonomos on December 10, 2010, 10:09:57 PM
I got 30.2 meters "RUNNING" on my knees.  Trying to do this sober is bad enough, but I'm not, so I just spaz'd out on the keys.  make the beast with two backser dropped to his knees and started scooting forward.  My hands cramped up at 28 meters but I kept going.

Maybe I need to train on the shake weight.
Title: Re: Time waster -- QWOP
Post by: Monsterlover on December 11, 2010, 07:52:55 AM
[laugh]
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