Time waster -- QWOP

Started by Jumptship, December 08, 2010, 05:14:51 PM

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Jumptship

I shouldn't be the only one to get frustrated with this...

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Hope its not a derby.
This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

Rameses



I made it 46.5 meters.

I don't think I was moving my runner exactly the way they wanted me to though.

[laugh] [laugh]


erkishhorde

mmmm.... I don't like the controls. Either I don't understand them or there's something missing.
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

ducatiz

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cbartlett419

make the beast with two backs that I quit

duccarlos

That's definitely not a time waster. You quit before you waste any more time.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monster Dave

Treadmillasaurus Rex is far superior.....and fun for that matter.  [cheeky]

http://armorgames.com/play/6740/treadmillasaurus-rex


the_Journeyman

NEGATIVE 1.1 meters.

I think I'm doing it wrong.

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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Monster Dave

The last time I played a game that hard to control I had an NES Powerglove on my arm and a robot next to my TV.

The Architect

I got him to do a back bend most gymnast would impressed. 

Monsterlover

mine just did a lot of break dancing and then whacked his head on the ground
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

erkishhorde

Yeaaaah... I tried it again and my impression hasn't changed. I did notice the "music" that plays as you try to run though. Kinda reminds me of the music that plays in sports movies when the "hero" is out of energy and trying to run that last part of the race. Also makes me think of the music that plays when they show clips of the special olympics. I really think that this is just a poorly designed game that the creator couldn't get to work properly so he turned it into a special olympics type game to cover for crappy programming.
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

Rameses

Quote from: erkishhorde on December 09, 2010, 08:20:17 PM
Also makes me think of the music that plays when they show clips of the special olympics.


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Terrible.

(Doesn't mean I didn't laugh my ass off though.)


Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**