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Title: The real Facebook
Post by: Grampa on January 07, 2011, 10:24:11 AM
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mug-photogallery,0,5488047.photogallery (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mug-photogallery,0,5488047.photogallery)


200 people Mr Rogers does not want to be his neighbor.
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Timmy Tucker on January 07, 2011, 10:45:03 AM
Why do the kiddie porn guys always look the part?

(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2011-01/58630455.jpg)
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-12/58358078.jpg)


And where were the hot horny teachers when I was in school?
(http://triblocal.com/plainfield/files/cache/2011/01/ashley.jpg/460_345_resize.jpg)

Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Grampa on January 07, 2011, 10:47:23 AM
I liked the Asian pot cartell shots [laugh]
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: RAT900 on January 07, 2011, 10:53:27 AM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on January 07, 2011, 10:45:03 AM

And where were the hot horny teachers when I was in school?
(http://triblocal.com/plainfield/files/cache/2011/01/ashley.jpg/460_345_resize.jpg)



Seriously even a marginal looking one could have done wonders for my chronic truancy problem in high school  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Monster Dave on January 07, 2011, 10:53:58 AM
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-12/58357471.jpg)

Identity theft....


If I were a woman and looked like that, I'd want to be someone else too!!!  [cheeky]
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: RAT900 on January 07, 2011, 10:57:34 AM
Quote from: Monster Dave on January 07, 2011, 10:53:58 AM
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-12/58357471.jpg)

Identity theft....


If I were a woman and looked like that, I'd want to be someone else too!!!  [cheeky]

:o   Mom!!!  you found her!!!
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Monster Dave on January 07, 2011, 11:01:20 AM
 [laugh]
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: zarn02 on January 07, 2011, 11:01:38 AM
Think the guy booked for dogfighting had the next five people booked for attending a dogfight as guests? [laugh]
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: RAT900 on January 07, 2011, 11:04:17 AM
Quote from: zarn02 on January 07, 2011, 11:01:38 AM
Think the guy booked for dogfighting had the next five people booked for attending a dogfight as guests? [laugh]

I dunno but I would consider entering "Identity Theft" in a ring with  2 Pits and I would bet heavily on her to win and eat their carcasses
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Grampa on January 07, 2011, 11:08:11 AM
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-11/57794196.jpg)

Dude....huh... whut?

Charges: Dealing in a narcotic drug, resisting law enforcement, possession of marijuana and being a habitual substance offender

[laugh]
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Grampa on January 07, 2011, 11:12:07 AM
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-11/57793692.jpg)

I'm ossifer rick james pregnant dog!

Impersonating a peace officer, possession of a deadly weapon and unlawful use of body armor
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Grampa on January 07, 2011, 11:16:19 AM
Book'em Officer IZ

(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-11/57428789.jpg)
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: RAT900 on January 07, 2011, 11:17:41 AM
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/visigoth9/DSC_0011.jpg)
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: JEFF_H on January 07, 2011, 11:21:02 AM
Pick a prostitute

#1
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-12/58151444.jpg)

#2
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-12/58151486.jpg)

#3
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-12/58358268.jpg)
Mom?!?
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: zarn02 on January 07, 2011, 11:23:01 AM
I gotta say, the hookers are real hit and miss. Mostly miss.
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: LMT on January 07, 2011, 11:23:15 AM
The Faces of Meth

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/photos/gallery.ssf?cgi-bin/view_gallery.cgi/olive/view_gallery.ata?g_id=2927 (http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/photos/gallery.ssf?cgi-bin/view_gallery.cgi/olive/view_gallery.ata?g_id=2927)
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: herm on January 07, 2011, 11:24:38 AM
^#2 is a meth head..if thats your thing.

edit: i used to live in meth head central (klamath falls, OR) it was that or religion...i just didn't fit in. :P
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Oldfisti on January 07, 2011, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 07, 2011, 11:12:07 AM
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-11/57793692.jpg)

I'm ossifer rick james pregnant dog!

Impersonating a peace officer, possession of a deadly weapon and unlawful use of body armor


Unlawful use of body armor?

I didn't know there was such a crime.
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: RAT900 on January 07, 2011, 11:25:54 AM
I bet Charlie Sheen would hit # 2 in a heartbeat...maybe he already has
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: LMT on January 07, 2011, 11:27:01 AM
(http://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-content/uploads/addictfacesofmethL.jpg)
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: RAT900 on January 07, 2011, 11:30:48 AM
None of them look particularly happy...except maybe the one next to the lower right corner...but she's probably hallucinating something amusing
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Scotzman on January 07, 2011, 12:04:41 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on January 07, 2011, 11:23:01 AM
I gotta say, the hookers are real hit and miss. Mostly miss.
Why have a hooker when you can have a teacher...
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Speedbag on January 07, 2011, 01:09:32 PM
Quote from: Timmy Tucker on January 07, 2011, 10:45:03 AM

And where were the hot horny teachers when I was in school?
(http://triblocal.com/plainfield/files/cache/2011/01/ashley.jpg/460_345_resize.jpg)



Hell, where are they now??  [laugh]
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: derby on January 07, 2011, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on January 07, 2011, 01:09:32 PM
Hell, where are they now??  [laugh]

that one is currently in lockup in Plainfield, IL...  ;D
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: zarn02 on January 07, 2011, 01:48:16 PM
Quote from: derby on January 07, 2011, 01:32:04 PM
that one is currently in lockup in Plainfield, IL...  ;D

But you might be too old for her, honestly.
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Speedbag on January 07, 2011, 02:26:14 PM
Quote from: derby on January 07, 2011, 01:32:04 PM
that one is currently in lockup in Plainfield, IL...  ;D

Hmmm....I could be there in about 8 hours. Conjugal visit, here I come!  ;D
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Grampa on January 07, 2011, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on January 07, 2011, 02:26:14 PM
Hmmm....I could be there in about 8 hours. Conjugal visit, here I come!  ;D

bring your sponge bob lunchbox.... it's a turn on for her
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Buckethead on January 07, 2011, 02:53:13 PM
Quote from: alfisti on January 07, 2011, 11:24:59 AM

Unlawful use of body armor?

I didn't know there was such a crime.

Thanks to the Hollywood Bank Robbery. Now limited to law enforcement and military personnel.

Quote from: bobspapa on January 07, 2011, 02:35:35 PM
bring your sponge bob lunchbox.... it's a turn on for her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Spongebob No Pants!
Title: Re: The real Facebook
Post by: Speedbag on January 08, 2011, 04:11:58 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 07, 2011, 02:35:35 PM
bring your sponge bob lunchbox.... it's a turn on for her

Rawr.