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Started by Grampa, January 07, 2011, 10:24:11 AM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Timmy Tucker

Why do the kiddie porn guys always look the part?





And where were the hot horny teachers when I was in school?


1999 M750 - "Piggy"
2007 S4RS

Grampa

I liked the Asian pot cartell shots [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

RAT900

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on January 07, 2011, 10:45:03 AM

And where were the hot horny teachers when I was in school?




Seriously even a marginal looking one could have done wonders for my chronic truancy problem in high school  [thumbsup]
This is an insult to the Pez community

Monster Dave



Identity theft....


If I were a woman and looked like that, I'd want to be someone else too!!!  [cheeky]

RAT900

Quote from: Monster Dave on January 07, 2011, 10:53:58 AM


Identity theft....


If I were a woman and looked like that, I'd want to be someone else too!!!  [cheeky]

:o   Mom!!!  you found her!!!
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Monster Dave


zarn02

Think the guy booked for dogfighting had the next five people booked for attending a dogfight as guests? [laugh]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

RAT900

Quote from: zarn02 on January 07, 2011, 11:01:38 AM
Think the guy booked for dogfighting had the next five people booked for attending a dogfight as guests? [laugh]

I dunno but I would consider entering "Identity Theft" in a ring with  2 Pits and I would bet heavily on her to win and eat their carcasses
This is an insult to the Pez community

Grampa



Dude....huh... whut?

Charges: Dealing in a narcotic drug, resisting law enforcement, possession of marijuana and being a habitual substance offender

[laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa



I'm ossifer rick james pregnant dog!

Impersonating a peace officer, possession of a deadly weapon and unlawful use of body armor
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

RAT900

This is an insult to the Pez community

JEFF_H

#13
Pick a prostitute

#1


#2


#3

Mom?!?

zarn02

I gotta say, the hookers are real hit and miss. Mostly miss.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."