How do you define happiness?
For us, happiness is often defined by good beer, chocolate and bacon. And our pet platypus. That is why our desserts are happier. They're made with beer, chocolate, a lot of love and sometimes, bacon.
So, as a little Valentine's Day present to the board we so love, we're sending out two "The Happier Desserts Experience" brownie samplers with mini versions of four flavors:
Pigs on the Brownie, made with Rahr Ugly Pug caramelized bacon
Smoke on the Brownie, Fire in Your Mouth, made with chili-infused Stone Smoked Porter
Magic Brownie Ride (not that kind of magic, but almost), a seven layer bar with Old Chub butterscotchale and a Breckinridge Vanilla Porter reduction
Have A Cigar (the most decadent brownie ever created), made with Stone Oaked Arrogant Bastard and topped with a cigar infused ganache, a Cohiba Esplendido actually
Want to try them? Enter our contest below. Just tell us why your bike is a better Valentine than your significant other this Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day,
Happier Desserts, DesmoLu, El Matador & Syphilis the Platypus
I like brownies
a pet platypus called syphilis....I need to party with you folks! [laugh]
Those all sound wickedly, sinfully delicious. [drool]
My entry:
When I buy my bike a pair of shoes, I don't have to buy her another pair for THOUSANDS of miles.
When her headlights get dim, I change the bulbs.
I don't get slapped when I "toot her horn."
and
I like the sound of my bike's exhaust.
Quote from: Buckethead on February 07, 2011, 04:37:59 PM
Those all sound wickedly, sinfully delicious. [drool]
My entry:
When I buy my bike a pair of shoes, I don't have to buy her another pair for THOUSANDS of miles.
When her headlights get dim, I change the bulbs.
I don't get slapped when I "toot her horn."
and
I like the sound of my bike's exhaust.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] That's funny. But really, thousands of miles? I don't think you're riding her quite hard enough [evil];)
Make mine gluten free please ;D
Quote from: DesmoLu on February 07, 2011, 04:41:24 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] That's funny. But really, thousands of miles? I don't think you're riding her quite hard enough [evil];)
I have yet to take her to a leather-clad private club event where I can truly flog her in front of an audience for her, and my, enjoyment.
The bike, that is. ;)
Quote from: Buckethead on February 07, 2011, 04:44:43 PM
I have yet to take her to a leather-clad private club event where I can truly flog her in front of an audience for her, and my, enjoyment.
The bike, that is. ;)
WIN
I lose because there is no way my valentine isn't better than my bike...she makes Bacon and Cashew Brittle and other wonderful things like salted Caramels made with Fluer De Sel and...well...there is no and...cause I could go on...
I love my bike and I'd love me some Pigs in a Brownie...but I know where my bed is made and whom I'd rather have in that bed next to me...
but Lu, if you should change your mind!!!
I can't win this either as it was my wife who made me buy my bike over other lesser choices.
My 1098 R is pure SEX !
Every time I look at that hot red pregnant dog my blood begins to boil .
I can't wait to feel the softness of those loins between my thighs.
As I gently stroke the smooth flowing tank down to to the inner throbbing just beneath my crotch.
I squeeze the left hand rubber a little more, the animal in the fiery vixen screams.
I caress the inner being of my lover's soul as I tighten my knees against the bare but vibrating metal.
When the love of my life is so hot she can barely stand me touching her , I nudge the kickstand up as I feel a tremble , knowing now that the big moment is only seconds away.
I glance at the she devils temperature gauge and know, now is the time , she it HOT !
One more deep thrust , I push, I pull the clutch in, I roll hard on the throttle and w, a loud roar she lets go for all she's worth.
Ecstasy ..... I hang on for the ride ................. :) :) :)
Dolph
As my only significant other at this point in time is my bike, I can't compare the Triple-9 to anyone. :-\
BUT...
If I may attempt to bribe you, I'll send you a batch of my Maple Bacon Cupcakes if you send me some of those pigs in a brownie... ;) Those other treats sound good too! [drool]
;D
[bacon]
As with Bacon Junkie, I have no S.O. My bike Bella is my sweetheart.
But I submit my entry b/c I have a sweet tooth for all things bacon, chocolates and dessert...
My Bella is better than my ex-wife b/c she
- won't spend more than she makes
- doesn't nag
- won't cheat on me
- won't lie
- isn't manipulative
- doesn't get migraines
- isn't pregnant dogy
- doesn't make me want to hurt her
- for $10 (in gas), I can ride her for hours!
I could cheat and do a comparison as to why my bike is better than my ex-wife....and boy could I go on in that regard...
<shrug>
I like my wife better
Can I buy her some brownies?
Key differences.
1) Double Teaming, Bike loved it, her? not so much
2) Poking and Prodding, My bike had a lot of holes, she only had 2 (hands dont count)
3) Endurance, My bike could go for hours, she only liked it once a day for 45 mins.
4) Sexually, Girls love bikes, girls dont like other girls. Unless shes a double teamer (see 1)
5) Maintenance, their both pretty bad.
6) Playfulness, my bike doesnt mind being outside, my exSO was a garage queen.
7) My bike is great at sucking in air and turning it into useful energy. The only thing my exSO did was suck the life out of me.
etc...
can i have some brownies now?
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on February 07, 2011, 07:47:52 PM
As my only significant other at this point in time is my bike, I can't compare the Triple-9 to anyone. :-\
BUT...
If I may attempt to bribe you, I'll send you a batch of my Maple Bacon Cupcakes if you send me some of those pigs in a brownie... ;) Those other treats sound good too! [drool]
;D
[bacon]
He lies!! He
says he's going to send you cupcakes then he
never does!!
Cupcake tease!!
>:(
Oh, and I can't really say my bike is better than my wife. I would hate to give up either. If faced with the choice between one or the other I would probably choose self destruction.
;D
Quote from: He Man on February 08, 2011, 12:49:03 PM
4) Sexually, Girls love bikes, girls dont like other girls...
Point of...reality
they do, they really do
Just to add a bit to it, the have a cigar is by far the most decadent thing I've ever eaten. It's made with only the best Venezuelan chocolate blended with a reduction of Oaked Arrogant Bastard. The Ganash is made with cream that has been steeped with a genuine Cohiba Esplendido. Caligula would say: Daaaaamn.
Happy V-day from Desmolu and I.
Quote from: Monsterlover on February 09, 2011, 06:37:02 AM
He lies!! He says he's going to send you cupcakes then he never does!!
Cupcake tease!!
>:(
;D
umm... Yeah, sorry about that. :P
The last time I made them, a bunch of hooligans on Ducatis showed up in my driveway and ate them all. [roll]
;)
pm me your addy and I'll try again. ;D
[bacon]
Quote from: He Man on February 08, 2011, 12:49:03 PM
can i have some brownies now?
Duuuude, I already TRIED to send you brownies, and assorted other goodies. You failed to respond to my message asking for your address. Christmas package FAIL!
Quote from: El Matador on February 09, 2011, 09:25:19 AM
The Ganash is made with cream that has been steeped with a genuine Cohiba Esplendido. Caligula would say: Daaaaamn.
Caligula would also say its spelled 'ganache.' It's French, not some Indian elephant god!
These are great! Keep em coming. I'll send out brownies tonight!
And no, ex-wives don't count, unless your ex is your Valentine.
Quote from: JEFF_H on February 08, 2011, 11:25:48 AM
<shrug>
I like my wife better
Can I buy her some brownies?
Love your post :) hoping my husband feels the same [cheeky]
Quote from: Polpetta on February 09, 2011, 09:40:36 PM
Love your post :) hoping my husband feels the same [cheeky]
Oh, he does... I see it everytime I hang with you guys... :) That boy LOOOVES YOU!!! :-*
You two are so damn sweet to each other it gives me cavities! [roll]
;D
[bacon]
DoubleEagle wins! Message sent, brownies go out tonight!
The website should be up soon for people who want to order brownies too. Hopefully by next week!
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on February 10, 2011, 08:30:54 AM
Oh, he does... I see it everytime I hang with you guys... :) That boy LOOOVES YOU!!! :-*
You two are so damn sweet to each other it gives me cavities! [roll]
;D
[bacon]
Big Big ;D ... I really know but couldn't help but post when I saw Jeff's post!!!! It is great to be married to someone who really loves and likes you! [evil]
Cheers to you all and I am glad someone won!