Happy Valentine's Day from Happier Desserts or anyone want some brownies?

[DesmoLu]

How do you define happiness?

For us, happiness is often defined by good beer, chocolate and bacon. And our pet platypus. That is why our desserts are happier. They're made with beer, chocolate, a lot of love and sometimes, bacon.
So, as a little Valentine's Day present to the board we so love, we're sending out two "The Happier Desserts Experience" brownie samplers with mini versions of four flavors:

Pigs on the Brownie, made with Rahr Ugly Pug caramelized bacon

Smoke on the Brownie, Fire in Your Mouth, made with chili-infused Stone Smoked Porter

Magic Brownie Ride (not that kind of magic, but almost), a seven layer bar with Old Chub butterscotchale and a Breckinridge Vanilla Porter reduction

Have A Cigar (the most decadent brownie ever created), made with Stone Oaked Arrogant Bastard and topped with a cigar infused ganache, a Cohiba Esplendido actually

Want to try them? Enter our contest below. Just tell us why your bike is a better Valentine than your significant other this Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day,
Happier Desserts, DesmoLu, El Matador & Syphilis the Platypus

[ducpainter]

I like brownies

[badgalbetty]

a pet platypus called syphilis....I need to party with you folks!

[Buckethead]

Those all sound wickedly, sinfully delicious. 

My entry:

When I buy my bike a pair of shoes, I don't have to buy her another pair for THOUSANDS of miles.

When her headlights get dim, I change the bulbs.

I don't get slapped when I "toot her horn."

and

I like the sound of my bike's exhaust.

[DesmoLu]

Those all sound wickedly, sinfully delicious. 

My entry:

When I buy my bike a pair of shoes, I don't have to buy her another pair for THOUSANDS of miles.

When her headlights get dim, I change the bulbs.

I don't get slapped when I "toot her horn."

and

I like the sound of my bike's exhaust.

That's funny. But really, thousands of miles? I don't think you're riding her quite hard enough   

[Grampa]

Make mine gluten free please

[Buckethead]

That's funny. But really, thousands of miles? I don't think you're riding her quite hard enough   

I have yet to take her to a leather-clad private club event where I can truly flog her in front of an audience for her, and my, enjoyment.

The bike, that is. 

[Oldfisti]

I have yet to take her to a leather-clad private club event where I can truly flog her in front of an audience for her, and my, enjoyment.

The bike, that is. 

WIN

[zooom]

I lose because there is no way my valentine isn't better than my bike...she makes Bacon and Cashew Brittle and other wonderful things like salted Caramels made with Fluer De Sel and...well...there is no and...cause I could go on...

I love my bike and I'd love me some Pigs in a Brownie...but I know where my bed is made and whom I'd rather have in that bed next to me...

but Lu, if you should change your mind!!!

[lethe]

I can't win this either as it was my wife who made me buy my bike over other lesser choices.

[DoubleEagle]

My 1098 R is pure SEX !

Every time I look at that hot red pregnant dog my blood begins to boil .

I can't wait to feel the softness of those loins between my thighs.

As I gently stroke the smooth flowing tank down to to the inner throbbing just beneath my crotch.

I squeeze the left hand rubber a little more, the animal in the fiery vixen screams.

I caress the inner being of my lover's soul as I tighten my knees against the bare but vibrating  metal.

When the love of my life is so hot she can barely stand me touching her , I nudge the kickstand up as I feel a tremble , knowing now that the big moment is only seconds away.

I glance at the she devils temperature gauge and know, now is the time , she it HOT !

One more deep thrust , I push, I pull the clutch in, I roll hard on the throttle and w, a loud roar she lets go for all she's worth.

Ecstasy ..... I hang on for the ride .................

Dolph

[The Bacon Junkie]

As my only significant other at this point in time is my bike, I can't compare the Triple-9 to anyone. 

BUT...

If I may attempt to bribe you, I'll send you a batch of my Maple Bacon Cupcakes if you send me some of those pigs in a brownie...     Those other treats sound good too! 

[r_ciao]

As with Bacon Junkie, I have no S.O.  My bike Bella is my sweetheart.
But I submit my entry b/c I have a sweet tooth for all things bacon, chocolates and dessert...

My Bella is better than my ex-wife b/c she

• won't spend more than she makes
• doesn't nag
• won't cheat on me
• won't lie
• isn't manipulative
• doesn't get migraines
• isn't pregnant dogy
• doesn't make me want to hurt her
• for $10 (in gas), I can ride her for hours!

[zooom]

I could cheat and do a comparison as to why my bike is better than my ex-wife....and boy could I go on in that regard...

[JEFF_H]

<shrug>
I like my wife better

Can I buy her some brownies?