I just got a text message sent from a number that was not saved into my phones memory.
"hey"
so I replied with
"hey"
they come back with
"who is this?"
I responded with
"Satan" [evil]
they came back with
"O, sorry wrong number"
I sent back
" so... you're say'n you dont want to sell your soul now?"
I havent heard back from them yet [laugh]
anybody want the number.... calling them as Satan from different area codes would be funny [laugh]
dude.. this is deja vu. Didn't we do this on TOB?
I've only had the opportunity to do that once via txt.
Wasn't nearly as interesting though.
The last wrong number I got (voice call), after they realized it was the wrong number, I just replied with, "Sweet! Buh bye".
Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 13, 2008, 10:47:58 AM
dude.. this is deja vu. Didn't we do this on TOB?
not that I remember
I get wrong numbers in japanese... Well, I think they're wrong numbers. I don't understand a word they're saying after "moshi moshi" (ignore spelling).
Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 13, 2008, 11:03:24 AM
I get wrong numbers in japanese... Well, I think they're wrong numbers. I don't understand a word they're saying after "moshi moshi" (ignore spelling).
It's your kids and their mother calling you...
You remember, those drunken nights you spent in Yokosuka...
they just came back with
"WHAT?"
I responded with
" you text'd me first, I assumed you wanted to make a deal on your soul"
Quote from: Bick on June 13, 2008, 11:07:30 AM
It's your kids and their mother calling you...
You remember, those drunken nights you spent in Yokosuka...
Actually, I rarely get drunk in Yoko unless it's in the comfort of my own home. There's lots of rules and regulations when drinking in town. And, too many people watching to see if you're adhering to them.
Quote from: bobspapa on June 13, 2008, 10:44:20 AM
anybody want the number.... calling them as Satan from different area codes would be funny [laugh]
OMG yes!
PM it to me [evil]
I'll take it too!
Me three...
Hi. As a loyal assistnat to the dark lord, Satan, it is my pleasure to offer you this one time special deal for your soul. Please reply if you are interested in more info at no charge to you.
I am eager to see his/her response...
I want in on the action too. ;D
PM me the number. [evil]
Well, here's my conversation thus far...
"So, when did you want to schedule that appointment to sell your soul?"
So, they text me back:
"Look i text the wrong number your weird so stop texting of bye"
So I text back:
"Your grammar is not very good. Is that what you want to improve in exchange for your soul?"
This is the response to that:
"What the make the beast with two backs? Text me one more time and i am going to call the cops?"
I respond:
"Please don't swear, I am only trying to help you."
They just responded:
"make the beast with two backs you?"
I said:
"Is that a question?"
Just responded back with:
"Your mommyz a question?"
So I said:
"I find it odd that you answer everything with a question. Is that because you also question your sexuality?"
I also just got 2 calls from a restricted number. Hello? I already have your number. I didn't answer them though and no voicemail...
[laugh]
"I'm not interested. Leave me alone."
Please bear in mind that this offer is a limited time deal. Should you pass before making any deal with your soul, it cannot be guaranteed that your soul would be able to enjoy all of the many benefits of purgatory and eternal damnation. Don't miss out, please act now!
I also got 2 private number calls in a row hehe.
you guys are
T R O U B L E
I only got one restricted call.
I feel left out. :'(
My text: My boss has informed me that the rights to your soul may be open to negotiations. Please inform me of your requests.
Response: No john i don't want my soul to be what ever it is that you want to do with it-
My text: I thought you only responded with questions. And thank you for using my human name. I don't like it when mortals refer to me as Satan's Minion.
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 13, 2008, 01:30:07 PM
you guys are
T R O U B L E
we're a Travis Tritt song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIiI2OWbyNM
Is that with a capital T that rhymes with P and stands for Pool?
[laugh]
let me mark this thread as read... ;D
have fun... B O Y S [laugh]
[laugh]
it's a slow workday
what's the #?
Quote from: NAKID on June 13, 2008, 01:32:57 PM
Is that with a capital T that rhymes with P and stands for Pool?
That's from M.A.S.H. .... right?
Now someone's going to have to send one from Heaven. Because, Satan, being evil, has shared the conflicted soul's personal and contact info with anyone who asks for it.
[popcorn]
[laugh]
hey... Jesus here
text the number 666 to ***-****
to recieve free eternal salvation
still at it? [roll] [laugh]
Oh . . . my . . . God . . . I married this man?? :o
Quote from: lilysmama on June 13, 2008, 05:17:45 PM
Oh . . . my . . . God . . . I married this man?? :o
yep :) he's a keeper [thumbsup]
it's all part of the master plan.
it makes those "hey honey bunny, I'm gonna go for a ride" moments easier. :-*
[laugh]
last week i got 3 random calls from the same number, 2 times was voicemails about how she missed me and was mad cuz i ran out of minutes, so the 3rd time i picked up. i could not convince this chick that i was not who she thought and that she had a wrong number, she just thought i was messin with her. so i hung up on her.
Quote from: knightrider on June 13, 2008, 07:37:38 PM
last week i got 3 random calls from the same number, 2 times was voicemails about how she missed me and was mad cuz i ran out of minutes, so the 3rd time i picked up. i could not convince this chick that i was not who she thought and that she had a wrong number, she just thought i was messin with her. so i hung up on her.
so text her and say, you'll take her back....
for the price of her soul!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
I love this forum, this is a great thread. [thumbsup] [popcorn]
y'know,
Whenever I think about phone pranks, I always remember the scene in Ruthless psople, where danny devito tells this guy calling the wrong #,
"Yeah, she's here, but she can't come to the phone right now, she's suckin' my . . . "
I've actually used that a few times. It is hilarious!
Ok, so i got around to sending some texts to that number
"So. . . about that soul. Ready to make a deal yet?"
No response.
"Ok, Im really willing to deal for that soul. It's getting close to the end of the month and I have a quota to hit"
Responds- "This is her mother and Im about to call the cops!"
"Tell them to bring their souls too, Ill need those as well."
No response [laugh]
[laugh]
That's the funniest thing I've read for weeks. ;D
Quote from: knightrider on June 13, 2008, 07:37:38 PM
last week i got 3 random calls from the same number, 2 times was voicemails about how she missed me and was mad cuz i ran out of minutes, so the 3rd time i picked up. i could not convince this chick that i was not who she thought and that she had a wrong number, she just thought i was messin with her. so i hung up on her.
If she sounded cute, I would've invited her out for drinks :P
I can just picture the phone call to the cops
Hello, whats the problem?
The devil has been contacting my daughter through text messages about selling her soul...
How would you respond to that?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: flanman on June 15, 2008, 12:20:59 PM
I can just picture the phone call to the cops
Hello, whats the problem?
The devil has been contacting my daughter through text messages about selling her soul...
How would you respond to that?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
They'd roll code 666.
Poke, you should borrow someone's phone from the next foreign ports you hit and text that. THAT would be hilarious!
ohh... I can do it from my Japanese cell phone. I just need the full email address. you know "xxx-xxx-xxxx@blahblahblah..."
No no, it's a phone number, to text message...
one time i kept getting texts from someone unknown to me.
it was usually just "we're heading out, meet us at the spot"
i would call and ask where "the spot" was. apparently the person on the other end never picked up that i wasn't a part of their "posse"
it finally ended when i got a text saying "tell yo sister 2 stop being such a fuk grl"
i replied and asked which sister he was referring to as i have 3 and they are all married.
i got a call a few min later and couldn't understand the slurred ghetto slang on the other end so i held my own conversation based on what i thought they might be saying.
they never texted or called me again.
Quote from: NAKID on June 17, 2008, 02:29:05 AM
No no, it's a phone number, to text message...
yeah he won't be able to do that from a Japanese phone, but sometimes you can text from a website.
no, you can. even text messaging will attach a "@" to it. send a msg to your home email account. you'll receive it "from" your number @ something (vttext.something or some such).
Oh really? I couldn't do that with the rental phones I had, but I have to admit I went cheap on those.
Even domestic phones do the same thing. You just have to be more tech-savvy than I to figure out the correct address. My dad figured out mine, so now he texts me from his email.
Quote from: Manny on June 17, 2008, 08:47:01 PM
Even domestic phones do the same thing. You just have to be more tech-savvy than I to figure out the correct address. My dad figured out mine, so now he texts me from his email.
It's easier with domestic phones. Japanese phones are on a totally different type of network. :P
Quote from: msincredible on June 17, 2008, 08:51:32 PM
It's easier with domestic phones. Japanese phones are on a totally different type of network. :P
:'( We could have spammed the phone with a thousand texts a day containing lucrative offers from satan.
Didn't someone sell their soul on ebay a while back? What did he get for it, like $30 or something? We could totally offer more than that....
Quote from: Manny on June 17, 2008, 08:56:11 PM
Didn't someone sell their soul on ebay a while back? What did he get for it, like $30 or something? We could totally offer more than that....
[laugh] [laugh] maybe a trade for NAKID's salvage bike [cheeky]
Ehhh, souls do me no good unless I can turn it around instantly for cash...
Quote from: NAKID on June 17, 2008, 09:31:37 PM
Ehhh, souls do me no good unless I can turn it around instantly for cash...
I know numerous ex gf's who could all use a soul. I imagine there would be a demand for one.
This raises an interesting question: the relative liquidity of a soul.
Hmmm....
Quote from: msincredible on June 17, 2008, 08:51:32 PM
It's easier with domestic phones. Japanese phones are on a totally different type of network. :P
it's complicated, and i could go ubergeek, but i'll just leave it at "not exactly" ;D
Quote from: NAKID on June 17, 2008, 09:31:37 PM
Ehhh, souls do me no good unless I can turn it around instantly for cash...
well, if everyone from the board would just send you 25c... [evil]
No, with our current numbers, it would need to be $.87 each
[thumbsup]
i can do it from a Japanese cell just as easy as from a US cell. Only difference is I have 2 types of emails I can send from here. One is a normal looking email that uses a normal looking address. The other is "c-mail" that uses the phone's specific # followed by the network for the address.
Any way you look at it, I don't have the # to text. And, I'm not on land. So, it's a bit moot for a little while longer.
You want the number? [evil]
next week, maybe.
Quote from: NAKID on June 18, 2008, 01:17:15 AM
You want the number? [evil]
Send it to me, satan resides in South Africa and have no problems sending texts from here ;D
Quote from: sqweak on June 17, 2008, 11:52:24 PM
it's complicated, and i could go ubergeek, but i'll just leave it at "not exactly" ;D
You're just the right amount of geek right now, let's leave it there. [cheeky]
just to be a party pooper....couldn't this be considered harrasment?
Which is why I stopped doing it when it was clear she had no sense of humor and her mom left me a pregnant dogy voicemail.
Quote from: Rameses on June 18, 2008, 02:25:23 PM
Which is why I stopped doing it when it was clear she had no sense of humor and her mom left me a pregnant dogy voicemail.
[cough] Denny's [/cough]
Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 18, 2008, 07:16:36 PM
[cough] Denny's [/cough]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Hey, that wasn't harassment, she was into it. ;D