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Title: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: IZ on April 29, 2011, 09:51:57 PM
With car..Turn lights on/off at oncoming vehicle

-or-

with hands..open and close hand/fingers and point to headlights


Un-freakin-believable!!  Isn't this common knowledge?!   

[bang]



Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Kopfjager on April 29, 2011, 09:55:09 PM
What are you....the headlight police?  :D
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: IZ on April 29, 2011, 10:13:17 PM
No.  

We were just walking across the parking lot to Smash Burger.  The wife, dog and I were crossing at the stop sign and to be courteous, I gestured to guy in truck..as he's rolling up to the stop sign..that his headlights are off.  He yells at me..YEAH, I KNOW HOW TO F*CKIN DRIVE!"

I look dumbfoundedly at crowd seated outside restauraunt and waiter yells "He was telling you your light are off assh*le!"  

[laugh] [laugh]

Driver sinks in truck and said.."Well, I guess I don't know how to drive."  

Wtf..I was just trying to be nice.

Had to tip the waiter an extra buck for that!   [thumbsup]    
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Randimus Maximus on April 29, 2011, 10:15:48 PM
Quote from: IZ on April 29, 2011, 10:13:17 PM
Had to tip the waiter an extra buck for that!   [thumbsup]    

Your generosity is overwhelming.
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Kopfjager on April 29, 2011, 10:20:43 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on April 29, 2011, 10:15:48 PM
Your generosity is overwhelming.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [drink]
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: IZ on April 29, 2011, 10:21:07 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on April 29, 2011, 10:15:48 PM
Your generosity is overwhelming.

I worded it like that to see how long it would take for Negative Nancy to chime in..


took all but 30 seconds.   [bow_down]



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]



*Sorry..2 min 31 sec
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Randimus Maximus on April 29, 2011, 10:25:34 PM
Quote from: IZ on April 29, 2011, 10:21:07 PM
I worded it like that to see how long it would take for Negative Nancy to chime in..


took all but 30 seconds.   [bow_down]



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]



*Sorry..2 min 31 sec

Sorry, but this would have been a negative statement from me:

[sarcastic]Your generosity is overwhelming[/sarcastic]

;D
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Kopfjager on April 29, 2011, 10:30:46 PM
Quote from: IZ on April 29, 2011, 10:21:07 PM
I worded it like that to see how long it would take for Negative Nancy to chime in..


Negative Nancy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHP5jL-isxw#normal)
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: IZ on April 29, 2011, 10:33:53 PM
$6 instead of $5 tip on an $18 bill.

Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty generous.  :-*
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: IZ on April 29, 2011, 10:39:11 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on April 29, 2011, 10:30:46 PM

Negative Nancy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHP5jL-isxw#normal)

Optimism.

It's what he's fighting for.

Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: lethe on April 30, 2011, 03:23:34 AM
$18 bill?
So you're generous to your waiter but cheap when it comes to feeding your family.
Do you make them stick to the dollar menu?
Maybe that driver was like you and saving energy by not using his lights.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Grampa on April 30, 2011, 07:34:16 AM
Rule #1.... Subsection 38dd ( woman with headlights on )

A. Do not stare. Unless you are wearing dark lens sun glasses.
B. Say nothing.
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: IZ on April 30, 2011, 09:27:48 AM
:p
When "pregers" wants to go to the cheap burger place across the street, I just go along with it. I've seen her transform into that Chris Farly "Gap Girls" character when she wants food. I don't ever want to see that again!
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Randimus Maximus on April 30, 2011, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: IZ on April 29, 2011, 10:33:53 PM
$6 instead of $5 tip on an $18 bill.

Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty generous.  :-*

He must have been pretty cute.
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: IZ on April 30, 2011, 09:46:00 AM
Not as cute as you so get all jealous.
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Fresh Pants on April 30, 2011, 05:24:50 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 30, 2011, 07:34:16 AM
Rule #1.... Subsection 38dd ( woman with headlights on )

A. Do not stare. Unless you are wearing dark lens sun glasses.
B. Say nothing.

We can always count on BP.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: ducatiz on April 30, 2011, 05:46:02 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on April 29, 2011, 10:30:46 PM

Negative Nancy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHP5jL-isxw#normal)

where did you find this posing, primping, self absorbed Brian W?
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Kopfjager on April 30, 2011, 05:49:44 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on April 30, 2011, 05:46:02 PM
where did you find this posing, primping, self absorbed Brian W?

When I saw IZ post Negative Nancy, I did a youtube search and that "oxygen thief" showed up.
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Stella on May 01, 2011, 08:15:49 PM
Quote from: Fresh Pants on April 30, 2011, 05:24:50 PM
We can always count on BP.  [laugh]

[thumbsup]
Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: Drunken Monkey on May 01, 2011, 10:38:54 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on April 30, 2011, 05:46:02 PM
where did you find this posing, primping, self absorbed Brian W?

Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know!

"The internet"

Title: Re: Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"
Post by: KnightofNi on May 02, 2011, 07:14:26 AM
stella, you must be a very understanding and open woman to allow randy and IZ to go get a damn room.