Universal signs for.."Your headlights are off"

[IZ]

With car..Turn lights on/off at oncoming vehicle

-or-

with hands..open and close hand/fingers and point to headlights


Un-freakin-believable!!  Isn't this common knowledge?!   

[Kopfjager]

What are you....the headlight police? 

[IZ]

No.  

We were just walking across the parking lot to Smash Burger.  The wife, dog and I were crossing at the stop sign and to be courteous, I gestured to guy in truck..as he's rolling up to the stop sign..that his headlights are off.  He yells at me..YEAH, I KNOW HOW TO F*CKIN DRIVE!"

I look dumbfoundedly at crowd seated outside restauraunt and waiter yells "He was telling you your light are off assh*le!"  



Driver sinks in truck and said.."Well, I guess I don't know how to drive."  

Wtf..I was just trying to be nice.

Had to tip the waiter an extra buck for that!      

[Randimus Maximus]

Had to tip the waiter an extra buck for that!      

Your generosity is overwhelming.

[Kopfjager]

Your generosity is overwhelming.

[IZ]

Your generosity is overwhelming.

I worded it like that to see how long it would take for Negative Nancy to chime in..


took all but 30 seconds.  







*Sorry..2 min 31 sec

[Randimus Maximus]

I worded it like that to see how long it would take for Negative Nancy to chime in..


took all but 30 seconds.  







*Sorry..2 min 31 sec

Sorry, but this would have been a negative statement from me:

[sarcastic]Your generosity is overwhelming[/sarcastic]

[Kopfjager]

I worded it like that to see how long it would take for Negative Nancy to chime in..

Negative Nancy

[IZ]

$6 instead of $5 tip on an $18 bill.

Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty generous. 

[IZ]

Negative Nancy

Optimism.

It's what he's fighting for.

[lethe]

$18 bill?
So you're generous to your waiter but cheap when it comes to feeding your family.
Do you make them stick to the dollar menu?
Maybe that driver was like you and saving energy by not using his lights. 

[Grampa]

Rule #1.... Subsection 38dd ( woman with headlights on )

A. Do not stare. Unless you are wearing dark lens sun glasses.
B. Say nothing.

[IZ]

:p
When "pregers" wants to go to the cheap burger place across the street, I just go along with it. I've seen her transform into that Chris Farly "Gap Girls" character when she wants food. I don't ever want to see that again!

[Randimus Maximus]

$6 instead of $5 tip on an $18 bill.

Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty generous. 

He must have been pretty cute.

[IZ]

Not as cute as you so get all jealous.