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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: Monsterlover on May 20, 2011, 08:01:04 AM

Title: The history of toilet paper
Post by: Monsterlover on May 20, 2011, 08:01:04 AM
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/05/19/toilet-paper-how-america-convinced-the-world-to-wipe/ (http://www.neatorama.com/2011/05/19/toilet-paper-how-america-convinced-the-world-to-wipe/)
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: spolic on May 20, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
What I want to know is why does my dog always get a "clean break?"
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: corey on May 20, 2011, 08:51:55 AM
Quote from: spolic on May 20, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
What I want to know is why does my dog always get a "clean break?"

What I want to know... is why MY dog DOESN'T.
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: ducatiz on May 20, 2011, 09:52:08 AM
Quote from: spolic on May 20, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
What I want to know is why does my dog always get a "clean break?"

Abdominal muscles and no ass cheeks.  You are obviously paunchy and have a huge ass..
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: fastwin on May 20, 2011, 02:20:28 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: Two dogs on May 20, 2011, 02:42:15 PM
Asian style squat toilet = very efficient no straining and less skid marks  [thumbsup]
Actually bit of a thread jack
When I build my dream house Im putting in a stand up urinal for the blokes .
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: slowpoke13 on May 20, 2011, 03:29:32 PM
Quote from: spolic on May 20, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
What I want to know is why does my dog always get a "clean break?"

landlord's dog gets a clean break. But, his curly ass hair picks up some of the "bits n pieces."

Pisses me off when he comes running in my house and jumps on my couch...
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: ducatiz on May 20, 2011, 03:36:35 PM
Mmmmmm... Bits n pieces....
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: lethe on May 20, 2011, 03:37:41 PM
kibbles and bits
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: ducatiz on May 20, 2011, 03:55:04 PM
this is such a crappy thread
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: krolik on May 20, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 20, 2011, 03:55:04 PM
this is such a crappy thread

No shit.
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: pennyrobber on May 20, 2011, 07:16:36 PM
The fyoooocha!

Three Seashells (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBI8uCKi2lI&feature=related#normal)
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: badgalbetty on May 20, 2011, 10:31:52 PM
Only 3? Those skinny Bastards. There is 5 on the shelf at my house. [laugh]
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: RAT900 on May 20, 2011, 11:11:39 PM
I thought toilet paper was invented right after Paper Currency...

of which the latter can periodically serve a dual purpose
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: ducatiz on May 21, 2011, 11:22:31 AM
Quote from: pennyrobber on May 20, 2011, 07:16:36 PM
The fyoooocha!

Three Seashells (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBI8uCKi2lI&feature=related#normal)

(http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/i-mockery-three-seashells.gif)
Title: Re: The history of toilet paper
Post by: fastwin on May 21, 2011, 11:41:07 AM
This forum has officially gone in the toilet! [laugh]