The history of toilet paper

Started by Monsterlover, May 20, 2011, 08:01:04 AM

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Monsterlover

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spolic

What I want to know is why does my dog always get a "clean break?"
He man, where are all the ads?

corey

Quote from: spolic on May 20, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
What I want to know is why does my dog always get a "clean break?"

What I want to know... is why MY dog DOESN'T.
When all the land lays in ruin... And burnination has forsaken the countryside... Only one guy will remain... My money's on...

ducatiz

Quote from: spolic on May 20, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
What I want to know is why does my dog always get a "clean break?"

Abdominal muscles and no ass cheeks.  You are obviously paunchy and have a huge ass..
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

fastwin

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Two dogs

Asian style squat toilet = very efficient no straining and less skid marks  [thumbsup]
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slowpoke13

Quote from: spolic on May 20, 2011, 08:40:28 AM
What I want to know is why does my dog always get a "clean break?"

landlord's dog gets a clean break. But, his curly ass hair picks up some of the "bits n pieces."

Pisses me off when he comes running in my house and jumps on my couch...
slowpokesan

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

lethe

'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

krolik

'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

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pennyrobber

#11
The fyoooocha!

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badgalbetty

Only 3? Those skinny Bastards. There is 5 on the shelf at my house. [laugh]
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RAT900

I thought toilet paper was invented right after Paper Currency...

of which the latter can periodically serve a dual purpose
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.