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Title: Going to Bogota
Post by: duccarlos on June 13, 2011, 02:18:50 PM
For a few weeks for work. Anyone have an idea of what to do in the city other than getting fresh coca and getting abducted my guerrillas?
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: badgalbetty on June 13, 2011, 03:04:47 PM
my old landlord's girlfriend was born and raised there, give me a couple of days and I'll let ya know who what where  is good and where not to go.
BGB
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: SacDuc on June 13, 2011, 04:34:09 PM


Say "hi" to Yoda for me!!   :D


sac
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: lethe on June 13, 2011, 04:38:05 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on June 13, 2011, 02:18:50 PM
For a few weeks for work. Anyone have an idea of what to do in the city other than getting fresh coca and getting abducted my guerrillas?
who wants to abduct your guerrillas?
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: herm on June 13, 2011, 05:06:59 PM
did you say fresh coke?....
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: Mother on June 13, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
Quote from: herm on June 13, 2011, 05:06:59 PM
did you say fresh coke?....

Does coke go stale?
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: ducpainter on June 13, 2011, 05:54:38 PM
Quote from: Jacob on June 13, 2011, 05:53:27 PM
Does coke go stale?
does it ever last long enough to find out?  ???
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: duccarlos on June 13, 2011, 06:36:12 PM
I should be able to get it for cheap. I love my gorillas, not so much guerillas. Since I'm going for work, I'm sure my colleagues will tell me where not to go.
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: Buckethead on June 13, 2011, 06:53:35 PM
I'll just go ahead and leave this right here...


(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/10/19/18/cocaine-bear-i-told-you-1138-1287528514-6.jpg)

Otherwise I'd start looking HERE (http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g294074-Activities-Bogota.html) and see what looks good.
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: AJ on June 13, 2011, 07:47:40 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on June 13, 2011, 06:53:35 PM
I'll just go ahead and leave this right here...

[laugh]   [laugh]




duccarlos, if you have a free weekend, visit Cartagena, a beautiful coastal town to wander around, soak in the architecture & chill.  My friends who've been highly recommend it. Haven't heard much about Bogota other than it has some hopping nightlife...
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: RAT900 on June 13, 2011, 10:14:36 PM
Try to not look like an off-duty US soldier or undercover DEA Agent
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: herm on June 14, 2011, 04:29:53 AM
you could enjoy a mud bath...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_X0Wif5J5UYU/TN27IMEuvGI/AAAAAAAAAYA/oXmpHGmAEf4/s1600/mud2.jpg)
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: RAT900 on June 14, 2011, 04:40:40 AM
Quote from: herm on June 14, 2011, 04:29:53 AM
you could enjoy a mud bath...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_X0Wif5J5UYU/TN27IMEuvGI/AAAAAAAAAYA/oXmpHGmAEf4/s1600/mud2.jpg)

Isn't that a DIMBY 2010 shot?
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: metallimonster on June 14, 2011, 05:49:25 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 13, 2011, 05:54:38 PM
does it ever last long enough to find out?  ???

Best DP quote ever
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: KnightofNi on June 14, 2011, 08:54:56 AM
worked with a few guys from medillin(sp)

they warned me not to look american if i go there.your company should have security guidelines and be able to tell you the "safe areas" in town.
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: He Man on June 14, 2011, 09:03:47 AM
get a deep dark tan, a moustache and wear a short sleeve button up with slacks.

or

wear old ripped and thin clothing with jeans and flip flops. also wear  straw hat. tan required, moustache optional.

this is what the movies told me.
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 10:45:03 AM
I look pretty latin, so I can pass myself off as a local. No offense, but I'm not looking for Juddy experts. So please no "I have a friend who just so happens to be an expert in whatever subject and he told me this". No one has ever been to Bogota? Jeez, I feel like a pathfinder all of a sudden.
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: KnightofNi on June 14, 2011, 10:46:33 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 10:45:03 AM
I look pretty latin, so I can pass myself off as a local. No offense, but I'm not looking for Juddy experts. So please no "I have a friend who just so happens to be an expert in whatever subject and he told me this". No one has ever been to Bogota? Jeez, I feel like a pathfinder all of a sudden.

sorry, i have a friend who does that sort of stuff all the time... ;D




ok, i'm done...
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: Mother on June 14, 2011, 11:35:40 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 10:45:03 AM
I look pretty latin, so I can pass myself off as a local. No offense, but I'm not looking for Juddy experts. So please no "I have a friend who just so happens to be an expert in whatever subject and he told me this". No one has ever been to Bogota? Jeez, I feel like a pathfinder all of a sudden.

Did you ask Judy?

He might know this one
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 11:39:52 AM
Jud in Bogota??  [laugh]

If it's not a complete tourist trap, you will not find Jud there.
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: He Man on June 14, 2011, 12:36:40 PM

i actually just passed by my friends cafe and spoked to her mom who owns the place, born and raised in bogota for 45 years. i forgot to ask her about it.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 12:44:00 PM
Quote from: He Man on June 14, 2011, 12:36:40 PM
i actually just passed by my friends cafe and spoked to her mom who owns the place, born and raised in bogota for 45 years. i forgot to ask her about it.  [laugh]

FAIL
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: Mother on June 14, 2011, 02:32:40 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 11:39:52 AM
Jud in Bogota??  [laugh]

If it's not a complete tourist trap, you will not find Jud there.

I know

I just wanted to call him Judy
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: ducpainter on June 14, 2011, 03:53:03 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 10:45:03 AM
I look pretty latin, so I can pass myself off as a local. No offense, but I'm not looking for Juddy experts. So please no "I have a friend who just so happens to be an expert in whatever subject and he told me this". No one has ever been to Bogota? Jeez, I feel like a pathfinder all of a sudden.
Couldn't you just watch the movie 'Blow'?
Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: rgramjet on June 17, 2011, 04:03:28 AM
Double up on the condoms, don't "haul" to much, and practice, practice, practice your poker face!

Title: Re: Going to Bogota
Post by: KopfjÀger on June 17, 2011, 11:48:45 PM
Club 6L6



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