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Title: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: Speedbag on June 16, 2011, 04:14:46 AM
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Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: derby on June 16, 2011, 06:47:41 AM
buy the hardcover:

http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/1617750255 (http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/1617750255)
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: Speedbag on June 16, 2011, 06:53:08 AM
But the hardcover doesn't come with Samuel L. Jackson.
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: badgalbetty on June 16, 2011, 07:07:57 AM
I nearly wet myself. Awesome!! [laugh]
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: fastwin on June 16, 2011, 08:22:11 AM
Funny shit! No little ones at my house anymore but I'd damn sure read that to them every night if I had any!! [laugh]
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: AJ on June 16, 2011, 08:27:13 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on June 16, 2011, 06:53:08 AM
But the hardcover doesn't come with Samuel L. Jackson.

+1
His explanation at the beginning is great.
"Go the make the beast with two backs to sleep, daddy?"

Thanks for posting this speedbag, so funny!
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on June 16, 2011, 08:31:24 AM
 [clap] [laugh]

Yeah, I can't really see myself reading this in my classroom at naptime, though...  ;D






[bacon]
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: AJ on June 16, 2011, 08:36:14 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 16, 2011, 08:31:24 AM
Yeah, I can't really see myself reading this in my classroom at naptime, though...  ;D

[laugh]
Dude, DO IT!!! 
Kids love learning new words!
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: Le Pirate on June 16, 2011, 08:37:41 AM
I had posted this on my facebook page, and you would of thought it was a video of people beheading baby pandas or something, based on the responses.

I don't think people got the joke. No...This is NOT actually a children's book  [laugh]
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: derby on June 16, 2011, 08:42:13 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on June 16, 2011, 06:53:08 AM
But the hardcover doesn't come with Samuel L. Jackson.

i didn't mean instead of the audiobook.  ;D

Quote from: Le Pirate on June 16, 2011, 08:37:41 AM
I had posted this on my facebook page, and you would of thought it was a video of people beheading baby pandas or something, based on the responses.

I don't think people got the joke. No...This is NOT actually a children's book  [laugh]

exactly... it's "a childrens book for adults."
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: fastwin on June 16, 2011, 08:46:33 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on June 16, 2011, 08:37:41 AM
I had posted this on my facebook page, and you would of thought it was a video of people beheading baby pandas or something, based on the responses.

I don't think people got the joke. No...This is NOT actually a children's book  [laugh]

Some people have no sense of humor. I think that's why the economy is in the dumpster. [laugh] Experts want to blame it all on economic research and facts and stats... I'm calling BS. We have lost our sense of humor. ;D Now... go the make the beast with two backs to sleep. ;)
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: AJ on June 16, 2011, 08:49:47 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on June 16, 2011, 08:37:41 AM
I had posted this on my facebook page, and you would of thought it was a video of people beheading baby pandas or something, based on the responses.

I don't think people got the joke. No...This is NOT actually a children's book  [laugh]

[laugh]

Are these the same people that are appalled by the moral degradation of America based on headlines such as "Anti-gay Senator's horse affair caught on tape" and "Planned Parenthood opens $8 billion Abortionplex"...
...from The Onion??

http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/ (http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/)



I'm exhausted, can I skip work and go the make the beast with two backs to sleep?
;D
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: ducpainter on June 16, 2011, 06:57:55 PM
anyone have a link that works?
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: Monsterlover on June 16, 2011, 07:18:37 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/8666-go-the-make the beast with two backs-to-sleep#.Tfq44BpumaM (http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/8666-go-the-make%20the%20beast%20with%20two%20backs-to-sleep#.Tfq44BpumaM)
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 16, 2011, 08:28:47 PM
 [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on June 17, 2011, 10:45:47 AM
 [laugh]  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: thought on June 17, 2011, 04:46:04 PM
the audiobook version of this is free right now on audible.com.

http://www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_1?asin=B00551W570&qid=1308354326&sr=1-1 (http://www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_1?asin=B00551W570&qid=1308354326&sr=1-1)
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: orangelion03 on June 18, 2011, 12:16:10 PM
You woke me up for this?

I'm going the focke back to sleep...
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: Adamm0621 on June 19, 2011, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: thought on June 17, 2011, 04:46:04 PM
the audiobook version of this is free right now on audible.com.

http://www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_1?asin=B00551W570&qid=1308354326&sr=1-1 (http://www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_1?asin=B00551W570&qid=1308354326&sr=1-1)


I just downloaded it... make the beast with two backsing great.   [clap]
Title: Re: Greatest Bedtime Story Ever
Post by: Speedbag on June 28, 2011, 06:56:40 AM
Really???

http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/06/27/zacharias.kid.book/index.html?hpt=hp_p1&iref=NS1 (http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/06/27/zacharias.kid.book/index.html?hpt=hp_p1&iref=NS1)

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