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Greatest Bedtime Story Ever

Started by Speedbag, June 16, 2011, 04:14:46 AM

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Speedbag

June 16, 2011, 04:14:46 AM
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

derby

#1
June 16, 2011, 06:47:41 AM
-- derby

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Speedbag

#2
June 16, 2011, 06:53:08 AM
But the hardcover doesn't come with Samuel L. Jackson.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

badgalbetty

#3
June 16, 2011, 07:07:57 AM
I nearly wet myself. Awesome!! [laugh]
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

fastwin

#4
June 16, 2011, 08:22:11 AM
Funny shit! No little ones at my house anymore but I'd damn sure read that to them every night if I had any!! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

AJ

#5
June 16, 2011, 08:27:13 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on June 16, 2011, 06:53:08 AM
But the hardcover doesn't come with Samuel L. Jackson.

+1
His explanation at the beginning is great.
"Go the make the beast with two backs to sleep, daddy?"

Thanks for posting this speedbag, so funny!
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

The Bacon Junkie

#6
June 16, 2011, 08:31:24 AM
 [clap] [laugh]

Yeah, I can't really see myself reading this in my classroom at naptime, though...  ;D






[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

AJ

#7
June 16, 2011, 08:36:14 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 16, 2011, 08:31:24 AM
Yeah, I can't really see myself reading this in my classroom at naptime, though...  ;D

[laugh]
Dude, DO IT!!! 
Kids love learning new words!
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

Le Pirate

#8
June 16, 2011, 08:37:41 AM
I had posted this on my facebook page, and you would of thought it was a video of people beheading baby pandas or something, based on the responses.

I don't think people got the joke. No...This is NOT actually a children's book  [laugh]
....................

derby

#9
June 16, 2011, 08:42:13 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on June 16, 2011, 06:53:08 AM
But the hardcover doesn't come with Samuel L. Jackson.

i didn't mean instead of the audiobook.  ;D

Quote from: Le Pirate on June 16, 2011, 08:37:41 AM
I had posted this on my facebook page, and you would of thought it was a video of people beheading baby pandas or something, based on the responses.

I don't think people got the joke. No...This is NOT actually a children's book  [laugh]

exactly... it's "a childrens book for adults."
-- derby

'07 Suz GSX-R750

Retired rides: '05 Duc Monster S4R, '99 Yam YZF-R1, '98 Hon CBR600F3, '97 Suz GSX-R750, '96 Hon CBR600F3, '94 Hon CBR600F2, '91 Hon Hawk GT, '91 Yam YSR-50, '87 Yam YSR-50

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fastwin

#10
June 16, 2011, 08:46:33 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on June 16, 2011, 08:37:41 AM
I had posted this on my facebook page, and you would of thought it was a video of people beheading baby pandas or something, based on the responses.

I don't think people got the joke. No...This is NOT actually a children's book  [laugh]

Some people have no sense of humor. I think that's why the economy is in the dumpster. [laugh] Experts want to blame it all on economic research and facts and stats... I'm calling BS. We have lost our sense of humor. ;D Now... go the make the beast with two backs to sleep. ;)
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

AJ

#11
June 16, 2011, 08:49:47 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on June 16, 2011, 08:37:41 AM
I had posted this on my facebook page, and you would of thought it was a video of people beheading baby pandas or something, based on the responses.

I don't think people got the joke. No...This is NOT actually a children's book  [laugh]

[laugh]

Are these the same people that are appalled by the moral degradation of America based on headlines such as "Anti-gay Senator's horse affair caught on tape" and "Planned Parenthood opens $8 billion Abortionplex"...
...from The Onion??

http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/



I'm exhausted, can I skip work and go the make the beast with two backs to sleep?
;D
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

ducpainter

#12
June 16, 2011, 06:57:55 PM
anyone have a link that works?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#13
June 16, 2011, 07:18:37 PM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Randimus Maximus

#14
June 16, 2011, 08:28:47 PM
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