http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5231.0
Please feel free to urinate in the corners
As long as we all remember Kat is mine . . . I don't care who you lay claim to [evil]
I don't get it.
I think he's peeing on a tree or something like that... I believe Gin is involved... and Jello...
Conquest
DeVal is our newly claimed land
from there we will move our forces down the east coast and then trap the rest of them in the middle
they will be forced to do our bidding
We need to make some "Keep Jacob Weird" stickers. They seem fitting in a thread like this.
Quote from: Mother on June 19, 2008, 01:16:22 PM
Conquest
DeVal is our newly claimed land
from there we will move our forces down the east coast and then trap the rest of them in the middle
they will be forced to do our bidding
You leave North Cackilacky alone! We don't want you weird Candian wannabe's!
Quote from: JBubble on June 19, 2008, 01:25:46 PM
You leave North Cackilacky alone! We don't want you weird Candian wannabe's!
Hhmm
It would seem that the truce talks with this one's people have broken down
Dispatch troops to that location immediatly
Burn everything standing taller than grass
Quote from: Mother on June 19, 2008, 01:32:18 PM
Hhmm
It would seem that the truce talks with this one's people have broken down
Dispatch troops to that location immediatly
Burn everything standing taller than grass
You need to go back to bed.
Weirdo.
;)
Slaughter the women, burn the village, rape the live stock . . . [laugh]
Quote from: Mother on June 19, 2008, 01:32:18 PM
Hhmm
It would seem that the truce talks with this one's people have broken down
Dispatch troops to that location immediatly
Burn everything standing taller than grass
Can I keep the bacon? I like bacon.
Quote from: Mother on June 19, 2008, 01:32:18 PM
Burn everything standing taller than grass
Well, that leave's out JBubble. ;D
Quote from: krolik on June 19, 2008, 10:38:21 PM
Well, that leave's out JBubble. ;D
Careful, she might bite your knees... Right off! ;D
Quote from: marvellous on June 22, 2008, 11:20:52 PM
Careful, she might bite your knees... Right off! ;D
Damn skippy I will!!!!
Vic's about twice my height so his knees are at munching level. ;D
Dear Mother,
The geverning body of DeVal has reviewed your 'claim' to the property knowns as "DeVal Mostro" and we regret to inform you that it has been denied. You may file a petition to have your request reviewed (form 1286.01a) by certified mail ONLY. Please be sure to include the non-refundable $137.25 processing fee to ensure it is not rejected right away. This needs to be in the form of a cashier's check, no cash or personal checks will be accepted, chack should be made payable to Deval Mostro. Include any and all backup to your claim of ownership in order to best prove your case for ownership. A reply will be sent back to you within 10-15 business days after your petition has been recieved. You will then recieve a secondary letter notifying you if your case has been accepted for review or not. if it has been accepted then we will give you a hearing date. Your hearing date will be 1-3 days after the notification has been sent. You must be present at this hearing otherwise your case is forfiet and you may no longer make any claims to any territory within the Deval Borders.
Again, we thank you for time and understanding in this matter.
DeVal Management Team
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
I fart in your general direction! ;D
DeVal = Dutch Oven'ville?
Quote from: Visolara on June 23, 2008, 01:10:27 PM
DeVal = Dutch Oven'ville?
if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out ;)
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 01:29:05 PM
if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out ;)
Mom aint gettin jealous anymore. ;D
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 01:29:05 PM
if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out ;)
Maurice's ass is our manhattan project
Quote from: JBubble on June 23, 2008, 01:30:34 PM
Mom aint gettin jealous anymore. ;D
is "jealous" a code word...
Quote from: ryandalling on June 19, 2008, 09:27:53 PM
Can I keep the bacon? I like bacon.
we will stand firm on bacon protection
Quote from: tunp on June 23, 2008, 02:37:41 PM
we will stand firm on bacon protection
i dont get it.
it just falls off the side, tho the lube is nice, and I hear it tastes ok too.
Quote from: Visolara on June 23, 2008, 02:39:31 PM
. . . it just falls off the side, tho the lube is nice, and I hear it tastes ok too.
This is why I don't come over when you offer bacon wrapped pig-in-blankets! ;D
Quote from: Visolara on June 19, 2008, 01:18:56 PM
We need to make some "Keep Jacob Weird" stickers. They seem fitting in a thread like this.
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/jonfay/KJWcopy.jpg)
Quote from: JBubble on June 23, 2008, 01:30:34 PM
Mom aint gettin jealous anymore. ;D
Not until the third week of July, that is. [evil] [laugh]
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 10:09:55 AM
Dear Mother,
The geverning body of DeVal has reviewed your 'claim' to the property knowns as "DeVal Mostro" and we regret to inform you that it has been denied. You may file a petition to have your request reviewed (form 1286.01a) by certified mail ONLY. Please be sure to include the non-refundable $137.25 processing fee to ensure it is not rejected right away. This needs to be in the form of a cashier's check, no cash or personal checks will be accepted, chack should be made payable to Deval Mostro. Include any and all backup to your claim of ownership in order to best prove your case for ownership. A reply will be sent back to you within 10-15 business days after your petition has been recieved. You will then recieve a secondary letter notifying you if your case has been accepted for review or not. if it has been accepted then we will give you a hearing date. Your hearing date will be 1-3 days after the notification has been sent. You must be present at this hearing otherwise your case is forfiet and you may no longer make any claims to any territory within the Deval Borders.
Again, we thank you for time and understanding in this matter.
DeVal Management Team
Jeebus. That sounds all official and legal-eze-esque.
You get Statler to type that one up for you?
that was typed up by our DeVal legal team.
despite what you may think by our rough exterior, charming looks, and welcoming personalities, we actually do have quite the eclectic group.
and if you try to take our bacon you will lose more than your appetite.
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 07:03:06 PM
that was typed up by our DeVal legal team.
despite what you may think by our rough exterior, charming looks, and welcoming personalities, we actually do have quite the eclectic group.
and if you try to take our bacon you will lose more than your appetite.
turkey bacon?
We'll trade you IZ for a warmed over cheesesteak. :-*
Quote from: krolik on June 23, 2008, 07:29:00 PM
turkey bacon?
We'll trade you IZ for a warmed over cheesesteak. :-*
Turkey bacon = more gooder.
Quote from: clopstyle on June 23, 2008, 09:06:26 PM
Turkey bacon = more gooder.
turkey bacon better?!!!
what the f...
I know, why doin't you just stay over here and keep an eye on these guys. let us know if another uprising starts.
Quote from: krolik on June 23, 2008, 07:29:00 PM
turkey bacon?
We'll trade you IZ for a warmed over cheesesteak. :-*
i woulnd't even trade a cold steak from pat's for him. no deal. [cheeky]
this is our liason of peace from DeVal?
turkey bacon guy?
<shakes head>
Quote from: Mother on June 24, 2008, 07:52:39 AM
this is our liason of peace from DeVal?
turkey bacon guy?
<shakes head>
the secret plan is to undermine you with turkey bacon lovers. we already have IZ there.
Quote from: Mother on June 24, 2008, 07:52:39 AM
this is our liason of peace from DeVal?
turkey bacon guy?
<shakes head>
Peace? There will be no peace, you will lay before our feet as dogs or die! To the coal mines with you.
Quote from: lethe on June 24, 2008, 10:24:57 AM
Peace? There will be no peace, you will lay before our feet as dogs or die! To the coal mines with you.
[coffee]
would someone feed lethe please
he is getting all grumpy again
One would think that after taking control of their country
the people would be a little more appreciative
<deep sigh>
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 24, 2008, 09:51:11 AM
the secret plan is to undermine you with turkey bacon lovers. we already have IZ there.
If IZ be your mole, he be abandoning his post soon.
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 24, 2008, 05:15:03 PM
If IZ be your mole, he be abandoning his post soon.
i never said it was a good plan.
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 25, 2008, 06:51:30 AM
i never said it was a good plan.
Do you ever have a good plan?
Quote from: lethe on June 25, 2008, 04:09:43 PM
Do you ever have a good plan?
was the dirty-bike in the creek one of his good plans?
Quote from: Mother on June 25, 2008, 04:26:34 PM
was the dirty-bike in the creek one of his good plans?
The mighty explorer.
Quote from: lethe on June 25, 2008, 04:31:16 PM
The mighty explorer.
did he find what he was looking for in the drink?
Quote from: Mother on June 25, 2008, 04:39:43 PM
did he find what he was looking for in the drink?
I think he found a rotten log, I don't think he was looking for it though.
does that have anything to do with world domination?
No, but it's funny!!!!
Yeah Mother! Excellent timing!!
Quote from: Mother on June 25, 2008, 04:26:34 PM
was the dirty-bike in the creek one of his good plans?
no, that was poor execution
These westies are pussies and couldn't invade the girl's locker room at Camp Virginity without detailed guidance from their nuns....blow us, at our convenience
[coffee]
Quote from: OT on June 30, 2008, 11:36:43 AM
These westies are pussies and couldn't invade the girl's locker room at Camp Virginity without detailed guidance from their nuns....blow us, at our convenience
[coffee]
Huh? This comment comes from someone whose avatar displays a nancy-boy wearing a pinky ring and Elizabethan foofy-collar?? [laugh]
Forsooth, will'st thou impale us anon with thy tiny dirk? ;D
Just kidding. Have a good one, mister.
JohnnyDucati
Quote from: JohnnyDucati on June 30, 2008, 12:05:52 PM
Huh? This comment comes from someone whose avatar displays a nancy-boy wearing a pinky ring and Elizabethan foofy-collar?? [laugh]
Forsooth, will'st thou impale us anon with thy tiny dirk? ;D
Just kidding. Have a good one, mister.
He said, "tiny dirk" he he... he he...
Nancy boy?
Only the weak-of-brain wouldn't recognize Sir Edmund Blackadder....
Throwing your puny invasion back into the Mississippi wouldn't be much fun, anyway.
Quote from: OT on June 30, 2008, 03:23:58 PM
Nancy boy?
Only the weak-of-brain wouldn't recognize Sir Edmund Blackadder....
Throwing your puny invasion back into the Mississippi wouldn't be much fun, anyway.
Sir Edmund Blackadder...?
Looks more like Mr Bean
Isn't that guy a vicar, who does weddings?
Uh oh, now you've done it. OT will slowly and steadily dispose of you.
Quote from: lethe on June 30, 2008, 05:16:12 PM
Uh oh, now you've done it. OT will slowly and steadily dispose of you.
That
is the British way.
Just ask Ze Germanz.
mmm... boobies...
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 24, 2008, 05:15:03 PM
If IZ be your mole, he be abandoning his post soon.
As predicted, IZ is wandering the country once again.
I currently have him held hostage in my basement. No, really, I do! [evil]
Is there any punishment that you wish upon him?
I did buy him a "Better With Bacon" shirt from a local restaurant
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 04, 2008, 06:54:43 AM
As predicted, IZ is wandering the country once again.
I currently have him held hostage in my basement. No, really, I do! [evil]
Is there any punishment that you wish upon him? I did buy him a "Better With Bacon" shirt from a local restaurant
Put roofing nails all around his Monster. [evil] ;D
Quote from: krolik on July 04, 2008, 09:45:18 AM
Put roofing nails all around his Monster. [evil] ;D
I would, but his Monster is buried inside the moving van.
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 04, 2008, 03:28:39 PM
I would, but his Monster is buried inside the moving van.
then just throw a handful into the back. it'll make it even funnier. [popcorn]
psst...........mom
i can flank em ;)
Quote from: herm on July 08, 2008, 10:54:10 AM
psst...........mom
i can flank em ;)
execute plan 1157 "Chuck Colson"
Quote from: Mother on July 08, 2008, 12:18:35 PM
execute plan 1157 "Chuck Colson Norris"
got it. [thumbsup]
Quote from: herm on July 08, 2008, 05:59:23 PM
got it. [thumbsup]
You're going to put on a bad fitting toupee and show us your technique??
(as we fall into fits of laughter!!)
Quote from: lauramonster on July 08, 2008, 07:24:06 PM
You're going to put on a bad fitting toupee and show us your technique??
(as we fall into fits of laughter!!)
see
that is a Chuck Colson
you can't fight when you're all on the ground laughing
victory is in our grasp
</ maniacal laughter>
whatever rug boy.
Quote from: lauramonster on July 08, 2008, 07:24:06 PM
You're going to put on a bad fitting toupee and show us your technique??
(as we fall into fits of laughter!!)
Quote from: Mother on July 08, 2008, 09:57:59 PM
see
that is a Chuck Colson
you can't fight when you're all on the ground laughing
victory is in our grasp
</ maniacal laughter>
yes...rug boy.
keep up the distractions mom [evil]
We just recruited Professor Clifford Skridlow, so Mom better watch out for the Dr. [evil] [laugh]
slop - who's that??
Did I miss a meeting?
I didn't get the memo.....
Quote from: lauramonster on August 02, 2008, 07:28:28 PM
slop - who's that??
Did I miss a meeting?
I didn't get the memo.....
He's my pregnant dog
//sneaking up on deval as we type//
Quote from: herm on August 04, 2008, 10:27:44 AM
//sneaking up on deval as we type//
it's very sneaky to put what you are doing on a public forum.
are you coming through the area?
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 05, 2008, 06:33:29 AM
it's very sneaky to put what you are doing on a public forum.
Its like a 6 foot tall white guy being a ninja.
Perfect cover, no one would ever suspect.
Quote from: Obsessed? on August 05, 2008, 06:51:35 AM
Its like a 6 foot tall white guy being a ninja.
Perfect cover, no one would ever suspect.
but i'm not a ninja... ;D