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Title: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on June 19, 2008, 07:17:11 AM http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5231.0
Please feel free to urinate in the corners Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: NEIKOS on June 19, 2008, 07:52:57 AM As long as we all remember Kat is mine . . . I don't care who you lay claim to [evil]
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: bnbmike on June 19, 2008, 09:28:56 AM I don't get it.
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: marvellous on June 19, 2008, 10:06:25 AM I think he's peeing on a tree or something like that... I believe Gin is involved... and Jello...
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on June 19, 2008, 12:16:22 PM Conquest
DeVal is our newly claimed land from there we will move our forces down the east coast and then trap the rest of them in the middle they will be forced to do our bidding Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Visolara on June 19, 2008, 12:18:56 PM We need to make some "Keep Jacob Weird" stickers. They seem fitting in a thread like this. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: jdubbs32584 on June 19, 2008, 12:25:46 PM Conquest DeVal is our newly claimed land from there we will move our forces down the east coast and then trap the rest of them in the middle they will be forced to do our bidding You leave North Cackilacky alone! We don't want you weird Candian wannabe's! Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on June 19, 2008, 12:32:18 PM You leave North Cackilacky alone! We don't want you weird Candian wannabe's! Hhmm It would seem that the truce talks with this one's people have broken down Dispatch troops to that location immediatly Burn everything standing taller than grass Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: jdubbs32584 on June 19, 2008, 12:33:20 PM Hhmm It would seem that the truce talks with this one's people have broken down Dispatch troops to that location immediatly Burn everything standing taller than grass You need to go back to bed. Weirdo. ;) Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: NEIKOS on June 19, 2008, 07:01:25 PM Slaughter the women, burn the village, rape the live stock . . . [laugh]
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: ryandalling on June 19, 2008, 08:27:53 PM Hhmm It would seem that the truce talks with this one's people have broken down Dispatch troops to that location immediatly Burn everything standing taller than grass Can I keep the bacon? I like bacon. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: krolik on June 19, 2008, 09:38:21 PM Burn everything standing taller than grass Well, that leave's out JBubble. ;D Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: marvellous on June 22, 2008, 10:20:52 PM Well, that leave's out JBubble. ;D Careful, she might bite your knees... Right off! ;D Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: jdubbs32584 on June 23, 2008, 08:29:06 AM Careful, she might bite your knees... Right off! ;D Damn skippy I will!!!! Vic's about twice my height so his knees are at munching level. ;D Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 09:09:55 AM Dear Mother,
The geverning body of DeVal has reviewed your 'claim' to the property knowns as "DeVal Mostro" and we regret to inform you that it has been denied. You may file a petition to have your request reviewed (form 1286.01a) by certified mail ONLY. Please be sure to include the non-refundable $137.25 processing fee to ensure it is not rejected right away. This needs to be in the form of a cashier's check, no cash or personal checks will be accepted, chack should be made payable to Deval Mostro. Include any and all backup to your claim of ownership in order to best prove your case for ownership. A reply will be sent back to you within 10-15 business days after your petition has been recieved. You will then recieve a secondary letter notifying you if your case has been accepted for review or not. if it has been accepted then we will give you a hearing date. Your hearing date will be 1-3 days after the notification has been sent. You must be present at this hearing otherwise your case is forfiet and you may no longer make any claims to any territory within the Deval Borders. Again, we thank you for time and understanding in this matter. DeVal Management Team Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on June 23, 2008, 11:40:57 AM [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: mdriver on June 23, 2008, 11:43:17 AM I fart in your general direction! ;D
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Visolara on June 23, 2008, 12:10:27 PM DeVal = Dutch Oven'ville? Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 12:29:05 PM DeVal = Dutch Oven'ville? if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out ;) Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: jdubbs32584 on June 23, 2008, 12:30:34 PM if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out ;) Mom aint gettin jealous anymore. ;D Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on June 23, 2008, 12:42:23 PM if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out ;) Maurice's ass is our manhattan project Mom aint gettin jealous anymore. ;D is "jealous" a code word... Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: tunp on June 23, 2008, 01:37:41 PM Can I keep the bacon? I like bacon. we will stand firm on bacon protectionTitle: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Visolara on June 23, 2008, 01:39:31 PM we will stand firm on bacon protection i dont get it. it just falls off the side, tho the lube is nice, and I hear it tastes ok too. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: NEIKOS on June 23, 2008, 02:58:09 PM . . . it just falls off the side, tho the lube is nice, and I hear it tastes ok too. This is why I don't come over when you offer bacon wrapped pig-in-blankets! ;D Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: desmosome on June 23, 2008, 03:42:42 PM We need to make some "Keep Jacob Weird" stickers. They seem fitting in a thread like this. (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/jonfay/KJWcopy.jpg) Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: krolik on June 23, 2008, 04:21:12 PM Mom aint gettin jealous anymore. ;D Not until the third week of July, that is. [evil] [laugh] Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Buckethead on June 23, 2008, 04:39:21 PM Dear Mother, The geverning body of DeVal has reviewed your 'claim' to the property knowns as "DeVal Mostro" and we regret to inform you that it has been denied. You may file a petition to have your request reviewed (form 1286.01a) by certified mail ONLY. Please be sure to include the non-refundable $137.25 processing fee to ensure it is not rejected right away. This needs to be in the form of a cashier's check, no cash or personal checks will be accepted, chack should be made payable to Deval Mostro. Include any and all backup to your claim of ownership in order to best prove your case for ownership. A reply will be sent back to you within 10-15 business days after your petition has been recieved. You will then recieve a secondary letter notifying you if your case has been accepted for review or not. if it has been accepted then we will give you a hearing date. Your hearing date will be 1-3 days after the notification has been sent. You must be present at this hearing otherwise your case is forfiet and you may no longer make any claims to any territory within the Deval Borders. Again, we thank you for time and understanding in this matter. DeVal Management Team Jeebus. That sounds all official and legal-eze-esque. You get Statler to type that one up for you? Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 06:03:06 PM that was typed up by our DeVal legal team.
despite what you may think by our rough exterior, charming looks, and welcoming personalities, we actually do have quite the eclectic group. and if you try to take our bacon you will lose more than your appetite. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: krolik on June 23, 2008, 06:29:00 PM that was typed up by our DeVal legal team. despite what you may think by our rough exterior, charming looks, and welcoming personalities, we actually do have quite the eclectic group. and if you try to take our bacon you will lose more than your appetite. turkey bacon? We'll trade you IZ for a warmed over cheesesteak. :-* Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: clopstyle on June 23, 2008, 08:06:26 PM turkey bacon? We'll trade you IZ for a warmed over cheesesteak. :-* Turkey bacon = more gooder. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on June 24, 2008, 05:26:30 AM Turkey bacon = more gooder. turkey bacon better?!!!what the f... I know, why doin't you just stay over here and keep an eye on these guys. let us know if another uprising starts. turkey bacon? We'll trade you IZ for a warmed over cheesesteak. :-* i woulnd't even trade a cold steak from pat's for him. no deal. [cheeky] Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on June 24, 2008, 06:52:39 AM this is our liason of peace from DeVal?
turkey bacon guy? <shakes head> Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on June 24, 2008, 08:51:11 AM this is our liason of peace from DeVal? turkey bacon guy? <shakes head> the secret plan is to undermine you with turkey bacon lovers. we already have IZ there. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: lethe on June 24, 2008, 09:24:57 AM this is our liason of peace from DeVal? Peace? There will be no peace, you will lay before our feet as dogs or die! To the coal mines with you.turkey bacon guy? <shakes head> Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on June 24, 2008, 03:45:19 PM Peace? There will be no peace, you will lay before our feet as dogs or die! To the coal mines with you. [coffee] would someone feed lethe please he is getting all grumpy again One would think that after taking control of their country the people would be a little more appreciative <deep sigh> Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 24, 2008, 04:15:03 PM the secret plan is to undermine you with turkey bacon lovers. we already have IZ there. If IZ be your mole, he be abandoning his post soon. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on June 25, 2008, 05:51:30 AM If IZ be your mole, he be abandoning his post soon. i never said it was a good plan. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: lethe on June 25, 2008, 03:09:43 PM i never said it was a good plan. Do you ever have a good plan?Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on June 25, 2008, 03:26:34 PM Do you ever have a good plan? was the dirty-bike in the creek one of his good plans? Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: lethe on June 25, 2008, 03:31:16 PM was the dirty-bike in the creek one of his good plans? The mighty explorer.Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on June 25, 2008, 03:39:43 PM The mighty explorer. did he find what he was looking for in the drink? Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: lethe on June 25, 2008, 03:52:01 PM did he find what he was looking for in the drink? I think he found a rotten log, I don't think he was looking for it though.Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 25, 2008, 04:35:36 PM does that have anything to do with world domination?
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: lauramonster on June 25, 2008, 04:42:46 PM No, but it's funny!!!!
Yeah Mother! Excellent timing!! Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on June 26, 2008, 05:58:41 AM was the dirty-bike in the creek one of his good plans? no, that was poor execution Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: OT on June 30, 2008, 10:36:43 AM These westies are pussies and couldn't invade the girl's locker room at Camp Virginity without detailed guidance from their nuns....blow us, at our convenience
[coffee] Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: JohnnyDucati on June 30, 2008, 11:05:52 AM These westies are pussies and couldn't invade the girl's locker room at Camp Virginity without detailed guidance from their nuns....blow us, at our convenience [coffee] Huh? This comment comes from someone whose avatar displays a nancy-boy wearing a pinky ring and Elizabethan foofy-collar?? [laugh] Forsooth, will'st thou impale us anon with thy tiny dirk? ;D Just kidding. Have a good one, mister. JohnnyDucati Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: ryandalling on June 30, 2008, 11:18:32 AM Huh? This comment comes from someone whose avatar displays a nancy-boy wearing a pinky ring and Elizabethan foofy-collar?? [laugh] Forsooth, will'st thou impale us anon with thy tiny dirk? ;D Just kidding. Have a good one, mister. He said, "tiny dirk" he he... he he... Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: OT on June 30, 2008, 02:23:58 PM Nancy boy?
Only the weak-of-brain wouldn't recognize Sir Edmund Blackadder.... Throwing your puny invasion back into the Mississippi wouldn't be much fun, anyway. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on June 30, 2008, 02:48:51 PM Nancy boy? Only the weak-of-brain wouldn't recognize Sir Edmund Blackadder.... Throwing your puny invasion back into the Mississippi wouldn't be much fun, anyway. Sir Edmund Blackadder...? Looks more like Mr Bean Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: bnbmike on June 30, 2008, 03:43:53 PM Isn't that guy a vicar, who does weddings?
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: lethe on June 30, 2008, 04:16:12 PM Uh oh, now you've done it. OT will slowly and steadily dispose of you.
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Buckethead on June 30, 2008, 06:12:24 PM Uh oh, now you've done it. OT will slowly and steadily dispose of you. That is the British way. Just ask Ze Germanz. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: marvellous on July 01, 2008, 05:46:48 PM mmm... boobies...
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 04, 2008, 05:54:43 AM If IZ be your mole, he be abandoning his post soon. As predicted, IZ is wandering the country once again. I currently have him held hostage in my basement. No, really, I do! [evil] Is there any punishment that you wish upon him? I did buy him a "Better With Bacon" shirt from a local restaurant Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: krolik on July 04, 2008, 08:45:18 AM As predicted, IZ is wandering the country once again. I currently have him held hostage in my basement. No, really, I do! [evil] Is there any punishment that you wish upon him? I did buy him a "Better With Bacon" shirt from a local restaurant Put roofing nails all around his Monster. [evil] ;D Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 04, 2008, 02:28:39 PM Put roofing nails all around his Monster. [evil] ;D I would, but his Monster is buried inside the moving van. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on July 06, 2008, 06:02:05 AM I would, but his Monster is buried inside the moving van. then just throw a handful into the back. it'll make it even funnier. [popcorn] Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: herm on July 08, 2008, 09:54:10 AM psst...........mom
i can flank em ;) Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on July 08, 2008, 11:18:35 AM psst...........mom i can flank em ;) execute plan 1157 "Chuck Colson" Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: herm on July 08, 2008, 04:59:23 PM execute plan 1157 "Chuck got it. [thumbsup] Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: lauramonster on July 08, 2008, 06:24:06 PM got it. [thumbsup] You're going to put on a bad fitting toupee and show us your technique?? (as we fall into fits of laughter!!) Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on July 08, 2008, 08:57:59 PM You're going to put on a bad fitting toupee and show us your technique?? (as we fall into fits of laughter!!) see that is a Chuck Colson you can't fight when you're all on the ground laughing victory is in our grasp </ maniacal laughter> Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on July 09, 2008, 05:45:41 AM whatever rug boy.
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on July 09, 2008, 05:48:59 AM Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on July 09, 2008, 11:21:20 AM You're going to put on a bad fitting toupee and show us your technique?? (as we fall into fits of laughter!!) see that is a Chuck Colson you can't fight when you're all on the ground laughing victory is in our grasp </ maniacal laughter> yes...rug boy. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: herm on July 09, 2008, 02:04:18 PM keep up the distractions mom [evil]
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: clopstyle on July 23, 2008, 06:43:07 PM We just recruited Professor Clifford Skridlow, so Mom better watch out for the Dr. [evil] [laugh]
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: lauramonster on August 02, 2008, 06:28:28 PM slop - who's that??
Did I miss a meeting? I didn't get the memo..... Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Mother on August 04, 2008, 09:17:30 AM slop - who's that?? Did I miss a meeting? I didn't get the memo..... He's my pregnant dog Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: herm on August 04, 2008, 09:27:44 AM //sneaking up on deval as we type//
Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on August 05, 2008, 05:33:29 AM //sneaking up on deval as we type// it's very sneaky to put what you are doing on a public forum. are you coming through the area? Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: Buckethead on August 05, 2008, 05:51:35 AM it's very sneaky to put what you are doing on a public forum. Its like a 6 foot tall white guy being a ninja. Perfect cover, no one would ever suspect. Title: Re: I have laid claim to DeVal Post by: KnightofNi on August 05, 2008, 06:41:45 AM Its like a 6 foot tall white guy being a ninja. Perfect cover, no one would ever suspect. but i'm not a ninja... ;D |