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Author Topic: I have laid claim to DeVal  (Read 19331 times)
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« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2008, 11:40:57 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2008, 11:43:17 AM »

I fart in your general direction!  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2008, 12:10:27 PM »


DeVal = Dutch Oven'ville?

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« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2008, 12:29:05 PM »

DeVal = Dutch Oven'ville?



if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out  Wink
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2008, 12:30:34 PM »

if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out  Wink

Mom aint gettin jealous anymore.  Grin
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« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2008, 12:42:23 PM »

if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out  Wink

Maurice's ass is our manhattan project

Mom aint gettin jealous anymore.  Grin

is "jealous" a code word...
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« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2008, 01:37:41 PM »

Can I keep the bacon? I like bacon.
we will stand firm on bacon protection
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« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2008, 01:39:31 PM »

we will stand firm on bacon protection

i dont get it.

it just falls off the side, tho the lube is nice, and I hear it tastes ok too.

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« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2008, 02:58:09 PM »

. . . it just falls off the side, tho the lube is nice, and I hear it tastes ok too.

This is why I don't come over when you offer bacon wrapped pig-in-blankets!  Grin
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« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2008, 03:42:42 PM »

We need to make some "Keep Jacob Weird" stickers.  They seem fitting in a thread like this.



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« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2008, 04:21:12 PM »

Mom aint gettin jealous anymore.  Grin

Not until the third week of July, that is. Evil laughingdp
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« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2008, 04:39:21 PM »

Dear Mother,
      The geverning body of DeVal has reviewed your 'claim' to the property knowns as "DeVal Mostro" and we regret to inform you that it has been denied. You may file a petition to have your request reviewed (form 1286.01a) by certified mail ONLY. Please be sure to include the non-refundable $137.25 processing fee to ensure it is not rejected right away. This needs to be in the form of a cashier's check, no cash or personal checks will be accepted, chack should be made payable to Deval Mostro. Include any and all backup to your claim of ownership in order to  best prove your case for ownership. A reply will be sent back to you within 10-15 business days after your petition has been recieved. You will then recieve a secondary letter notifying you if your case has been accepted for review or not. if it has been accepted then we will give you a hearing date. Your hearing date will be 1-3 days after the notification has been sent. You must be present at this hearing otherwise your case is forfiet and you may no longer make any claims to any territory within the Deval Borders.

Again, we thank you for time and understanding in this matter.


DeVal Management Team

Jeebus. That sounds all official and legal-eze-esque.

You get Statler to type that one up for you?
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« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2008, 06:03:06 PM »

that was typed up by our DeVal legal team.

despite what you may think by our rough exterior, charming looks, and welcoming personalities, we actually do have quite the eclectic group.



and if you try to take our bacon you will lose more than your appetite.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2008, 06:29:00 PM »

that was typed up by our DeVal legal team.

despite what you may think by our rough exterior, charming looks, and welcoming personalities, we actually do have quite the eclectic group.



and if you try to take our bacon you will lose more than your appetite.

turkey bacon?


We'll trade you IZ for a warmed over cheesesteak. Kiss
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« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2008, 08:06:26 PM »

turkey bacon?


We'll trade you IZ for a warmed over cheesesteak. Kiss

Turkey bacon = more gooder.
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