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Title: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: ducatiz on July 04, 2008, 06:32:19 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25526847/

In case you were wondering the market value of penis around the world.

[laugh]
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: 55Spy on July 04, 2008, 06:37:21 PM
It sas they attached a piece of arm muscle in its place.

Gives a new meaning to the term love muscle!
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: Vindingo on July 04, 2008, 09:49:39 PM
I would be pretty pissed! 

So if they are starting from scratch, do you get to choose how big you want them to make it?   [laugh]
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: NAKID on July 04, 2008, 09:56:28 PM
What does it matter, he'll never get off again. That's worth a whole lot more to me than $795K!!!
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: Super T.I.B on July 04, 2008, 10:48:03 PM
Penis is priceless.  >:(


That poor man.

A price can never be put on the fireman. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: Vindingo on July 04, 2008, 11:24:18 PM
Quote from: NAKID on July 04, 2008, 09:56:28 PM
What does it matter, he'll never get off again. That's worth a whole lot more to me than $795K!!!

:'( 

Ill poor out my next beer for this man. 
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: Scottish on July 04, 2008, 11:28:39 PM
RIP dude.....  :'(
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: ROBsS4R on July 04, 2008, 11:53:23 PM

Wow

That guy got a bum deal.  :-\
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: NAKID on July 04, 2008, 11:54:22 PM
Quote from: ROBsS4R on July 04, 2008, 11:53:23 PM
Wow

That guy got a bum deal.  :-\

I don't think it had anything to do with his bum...
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on July 05, 2008, 12:17:06 AM
I thought i recognized this story - so I googled it.

The source article is inaccurate - the surgeon didn't 'accidentally' sever the penis.... he got angry, and very deliberately severed it. He then cut it into pieces... and walked out of the operating theater.  >:(

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=59568
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: ROBsS4R on July 05, 2008, 01:31:54 AM
Well that just made it ten times worse for the chump change he got.

And wtf is up with this portion of the story.... Risk for a Dcotor going crazy in the operating room  ???

QuoteThe damages award has been criticised by doctors across Romania who say that if insurance doesn't cover damages then they may all be forced to re-evaluate whether they can undertake any procedure that involves risk.
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: ducatiz on July 05, 2008, 04:50:54 AM
Quote from: roy-nexus-6 on July 05, 2008, 12:17:06 AM
I thought i recognized this story - so I googled it.

The source article is inaccurate - the surgeon didn't 'accidentally' sever the penis.... he got angry, and very deliberately severed it. He then cut it into pieces... and walked out of the operating theater.  >:(

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=59568

the "accidentally" probably comes from the court settlement, or it could just be that the story source had multiple versions..

the Romanian press isn't known for it's accuracy.

Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: Vindingo on July 05, 2008, 10:09:16 AM
If I found out he did that shit on purpose because he had a tantrum, I would probably do the same to him, then kill him. 

That is crazy shit!
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: c_rex on July 05, 2008, 10:23:54 AM
nowhere near enough in compensatory damages and punitive?... pffft!   that's some head on a stick kinda business!
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: Grappa on July 05, 2008, 11:08:57 AM
Quote from: Vindingo on July 05, 2008, 10:09:16 AM
If I found out he did that shit on purpose because he had a tantrum, I would probably do the same to him, then kill him. 



I think it would be better to leave him alive, forced to live out the rest of his penis-less life.  Oh, and since he is a surgeon, cut off his hands too.
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: NAKID on July 05, 2008, 04:44:38 PM
Quote from: Grappa on July 05, 2008, 11:08:57 AM


I think it would be better to leave him alive, forced to live out the rest of his penis-less life.  Oh, and since he is a surgeon, cut off his hands too.

No no, don't cut them off. Tie him down and beat them with a baseball bat until tey are unrecognizable...
Title: Re: Romanian penis: $800,000
Post by: Grappa on July 06, 2008, 03:00:31 AM
Quote from: NAKID on July 05, 2008, 04:44:38 PM
No no, don't cut them off. Tie him down and beat them with a baseball bat until tey are unrecognizable...


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